on Oct 1st, 2008 …and we mean that in the filthiest way possible, because we are The Smutketeers! Yes, The Smutketeers, a gathering of smut-peddlers extraordinaire who put pen to page and write some of the most scandalous stories imaginable. Let us stimulate your senses, titillate your mind, and set your body on fire, all with a mere few well-placed words. The pen truly is mightier than the sword! (Although the sword can be rather good, too…and I mean that in the dirtiest way possible).
In the weeks, months and years to come, stay tuned for interviews with authors, agents, tattoo artists, Steampunk experts, corset-makers, and any other interesting person we can possibly think of and can seduce into joining us here! And trust us, we have our ways.
In honor of the launch of our smutty new blog, we are having a Giveaway Extravaganza, a Smutketeers Smorgasbord, an Orgy of Luscious and Lascivious Reads, a Semi-Sapphic Soiree of Smut! Pervy prizes of Epic Proportions to be had over the next four days, each day hosted by a different member of our merry little band! All winners will be announced at the end of the week, on Sunday, October 5th, so check back to see if you’ve won one of our fabulous prizes!
On with the glamorous gaggle of gifts…we will be giving away a trio of prizes each day, a veritable three-way of tantalizing tales, a menage of magnificently penned erotic stories from each of us. Every book will contain a trio of erotic stories or a story about a menage simply because three-ways are hot! Do we need another reason? Each day will be a different prize, and we’re not telling what we’re doing when-in fact, even we don’t know! (Ooh, sounds like a case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing…with a little imagination this could be fun!).
You could win:
From R.G. Alexander:
~Her two-book Temptation Unveiled series, Lifting the Veil and Piercing the Veil (e-books)
~Her two-book Children of the Goddess series, Regina in the Sun and Lux in Shadow (e-books)
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From Eden Bradley:
~The Darker Side of Pleasure (print book)
~Exclusive (print book)
~Hot Nights, Dark Desires (print book)
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From Lilli Feisty:
~Taken (e-book)
~Seasons of Seduction (print book)
~I Love Lacy (e-book)
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From Crystal Jordan:
~Sexy Beast V (print book)
~Total Eclipse of the Heart (e-book)
~Carnal Desires (print book available this November)
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A different contest will be announced each day, and we will set forth tasks to be completed in order to qualify to win. Who knows what we may ask you to do? How willing are you? Let’s find out, beginning with today’s contest:
My task for you, dear guests, is to come up with the best Steampunk names for each of us. You must have names for all four of us in order to qualify. Not quite sure who we are? Browse our photo gallery, or watch our video.
Talk to your friends and see what people are saying about us behind our backs-do what you must! Just do it well. We appreciate talent.
Not quite certain what Steampunk is all about? Allow me to illuminate you with a few helpful links:
http://www.datamancer.net/
http://www.steampunkworkshop.com/
http://www.abneypark.com/
http://ericfreitas.com/
http://www.wetanz.com/holics/index.php?catid=4
Enjoy! And do come back to enter each day for new prizes!
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Yay! Let the Smut contesticating begin!
by Crystal Jordan October 1st, 2008 at 8:09 amBrilliant! Can’t wait to get down ‘n dirty with you girls!!! Congrats on such an amazing site….
by Jax October 1st, 2008 at 9:56 am“My task for you, dear guests, is to come up with the best Steampunk names for each of us. You must have names for all four of us in order to qualify.”
This should be interesting LOL
by R.G. Alexander October 1st, 2008 at 10:13 amI LOVE this blog. I need to make sure and bookmark it when I get home!!!
R.G. = R. Von Jekyll
by Jambrea October 1st, 2008 at 11:15 amCrystal = CJ Hyde
Eden = EB Holmes
Lillian = Feisty Ripper (Ok…this one is the best. heehee)
Oh this is a fantastic idea – I bet you ladies will be posting very fun blogs. Can’t wait to read more of what you all come up with.
As for the names – wow that is a big task. LOL It shall be fun to see what names people come up with.
by Trenae October 1st, 2008 at 11:45 amLillian – Lavendar Fabiola
R.G. – Revel Gora Arsenic
Eden – Enigma Bottling
Crystal – Copper Jem
Deidre
by Deidre October 1st, 2008 at 12:00 pmFrau Letitia Mortimer
by Chris Roberts October 1st, 2008 at 12:09 pmConsul Cordelia Beeching
Dean Beth Leeford
Chief Warrant Officer Hattie Blackdeath
Can I be the Chief Warrant Officer? That would be awesome!
by Crystal Jordan October 1st, 2008 at 1:25 pmThese are great names guys-keep it coming!
by R.G. Alexander October 1st, 2008 at 1:48 pmOMG!!!!!!! The video is hilarious. Ladies, I BOW TO YOUR TALENTS. Smut for all indeed!!!
by Red October 1st, 2008 at 2:54 pmGorgeous site ladies! And love the pics :)
by Shelli Stevens October 1st, 2008 at 6:01 pmI love the site – and I really can’t think of any names. I’m not creative at all
by Greta October 1st, 2008 at 11:41 pmAw-don’t worry Greta-each day for the next three days we’ll have a different contest. :)
by edenbradley October 1st, 2008 at 11:49 pmtoo funny!!! you ladies crack me up!!!
erotically yours,
by Jennifer Alexis October 2nd, 2008 at 5:47 pm~jennifer alexis
xoxoxo
Eden-Honey Johnson
by cyclops8 October 3rd, 2008 at 1:30 amCrystal-Seneca Lewis
R.G.-Venus Hope
Lillian-Stormy Hazard
I finally got some names with the help of a wonderful character name generator. Here are my suggestions:
R.G. is anyone of these variations because I couldn’t pick just one so it’s up to you if you like any of them:
Ravahana the Rogue
Lady Ravahana
Lady Armorsmith
Lady Ravahana Armorsmith the Rogue
Lady Ravahana Armorsmith Swiftfists
Ravahana Armorsmith the Scribe
Eden is:
Eilnys the Bard
Eilnys Carter the Bard
Eilnys Carter Swift-to-Flee
Eilnys the Blackguard
Eilnys Beestinger the Blackguard
Eilnys Beestinger the Merciless
Eilnys Beestinger the Whitesmith
Eilnys the Druid
Lady Eilnys
Lady Carter
Lady Eilnys Carter the Druid
Lady Eilnys Carter the Dragonslayer
Eilnys Carter the Swordsmith
Lilli is:
Loranys the Barbarian
Lady Loranys
Lady Falconsflight
Lady Loranys Falconsflight the Barbarian
Loranys Falconsflight the Messenger
Crystal is:
Carmorel the Monk
Lady Carmorel
Lady Loyalar
Lady Carmorel Loyalar the Monk
Lady Carmorel Loyalar Hopebringer
Carmorel Loyalar the Lackey
Carmorel the Assassin
Carmorel Loyalar the Assassin
Carmorel Loyalar the Hunter
Those are are lot of names to chose from I know but I guess I got carried away with this name contest. I hope you like some of them and I can’t wait to find out what names you have chosen for yourselves.
by Phoebe Jordan October 7th, 2008 at 8:51 am