Smutketeers


Male Call!
by Crystal Jordan on Oct 3rd, 2008 leave a response
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Dearest Readers,

A matter of utmost importance has come to my attention. I, the wicked scholar of the smutty menagerie, do beg humbly your assistance. A bit of research is required, but the rewards are more than worth the cost. You see, kind readers, I’m in dire need of help.

I won’t be coy…I’ve spent long years studying the topic thoroughly, and what I require are new specimens for my research. Hard pecs, smooth muscles, the sweetest curve of a masculine backside. Oh, yes. That will be my fee for entry into the day’s contest.

As the Smutketeer’s flying fortress is quite well hidden, and even my longing for the male posterior can’t get in the way of security–and our latest mission to save the world–a picture will suffice. Place a link to the portrait of your choosing in the comments, and I’ll select the finest specimen. The darling reader who provides for my ongoing research will be amply rewarded, you have my most honorable word on the matter. I am a Smutketeer, after all.

Ever Wickedly Yours,

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22 comments to “Male Call!”

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    [...] Want a chance to win it? Go enter my contest on the Smutketeers blog! [...]

    by Crystal Jordan :: Blog » Blog Archive » Release Me At Once! October 3rd, 2008 at 10:56 am
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    I can’t wait to see the beefcake

    by R.G. Alexander October 3rd, 2008 at 12:24 pm
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    No one beats Marky Mark in his Calvins…heh heh heh.

    http://karenwritesromance.com/blog/2006/08/19/this-picture-got-me-in-trouble/

    by Karen Erickson October 3rd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
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    Sadly, the first photo I found of male backside was the Bub’s.

    I persevered, however.

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9EG7LXCqPiY/SBQxj5nI3fI/AAAAAAAAEVI/dTTyFDLwd2k/s1600/Josh%2BOhl%2B-%2Bnaked%2Bbackside.jpg

    Oh, the things I do for you.

    by dayna October 3rd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
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    Y’all are awesome!

    by Crystal Jordan October 3rd, 2008 at 12:45 pm
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    http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Iron_Man_movie/iron_man_tony_stark_robert_downey_jr.jpg

    Yum with a cherry on top.

    by msfeisty October 3rd, 2008 at 1:55 pm
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    Mmmhmm…Iron man!

    by Crystal Jordan October 3rd, 2008 at 2:25 pm
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    Crystal, I sent you an email directly because the site would not accept my post with my favorite sites. I really, really want to enter and hope you can import my email for me. Thank you

    by Lindsey Ekland October 3rd, 2008 at 2:51 pm
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    Here are my favorite sites for men. There is
    http://www.tomcullisphoto.com/ and http://www.andreiclaude.com/. But I
    also like checking out this blog (I do not know where she finds these
    men) Teasing Tidbits http://teasingtidbits.blogspot.com/ and the
    photos in Erotic Cravings yahoo group
    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/EroticCravings/?yguid=112804266. Neither
    of these sites is work or kidlet friendly. Hope this helps with your
    research.

    by Lindsey Ekland October 3rd, 2008 at 2:52 pm
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    Done! You got caught in our spam filter!

    by Crystal Jordan October 3rd, 2008 at 2:53 pm
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    Here are my favorites.

    http://www.hotmencentral.com/christian_bale/pic4.shtml

    http://www.hotmencentral.com/brad_pitt/pic38.shtml

    by cyclops8 October 3rd, 2008 at 5:10 pm
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    Brad and Christian…nice!

    by Crystal Jordan October 3rd, 2008 at 5:29 pm
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    Ironman…*sigh*

    by edenbradley October 3rd, 2008 at 8:31 pm
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    Okay, I did some research and this is what I found……

    Be warned – total nudity

    http://www.malearts.com/

    http://www.dylanricci.com/

    http://paragongalleries.com/Site_Pages/Welcome.htm

    http://www.latentimages.com/main_menu.html

    and my favorite

    http://www.kevin-caudill.com/maingallery.html

    Deidre
    deidre_durance@hotmail.com

    by Deidre October 3rd, 2008 at 9:49 pm
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    Thank you so much Crystal. Enjoyed all teh photos.

    by Lindsey Ekland October 4th, 2008 at 5:17 am
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    Okay, so I still have this thing for Aragorn. There’s nothing sexier than a hot man in chain mail…

    http://www.shipofdreams.btinternet.co.uk/jpegs/aragorn9_1024×768.jpg

    David. Need I say more?
    http://frillr.com/files/images/David-Beckham%27s-latest-ad-f.preview.jpg

    The other David.
    http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i115/footballboners/David%20Boreanaz/DavidBoreanaz10.jpg

    Not sure if I’m coding these right, but hopefully they show up!

    by Vivienne Westlake October 4th, 2008 at 11:31 am
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    The hottest man alive, even with a mouth guard in place:)

    http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/8357/gspte9.jpg

    by Esmerelda Bishop October 4th, 2008 at 11:45 am
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    Check out the “The Cleaning Hunks”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVkxvkDWxgM

    by Michelle B. October 4th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
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    Here’s a link to an old blog post of mine. I think it’s fitting.

    http://melissablue13.wordpress.com/2007/10/14/heroes-and-drool/

    Enjoy.

    by Melissa Blue October 4th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
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    Gotta go with Victor Webster for this. He’s my future husband. He just doesn’t know it yet.

    http://static.blogo.it/pinkblog/victor-webster-la-bellezza-arriva-dal-canada/victor_webster_hq_01.jpg

    by Lanie Fuller October 6th, 2008 at 2:13 am
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    Jon-Erik Hexum .

    http://drewsbravenewworld.blogspot.com/2007/07/guilty-pleasures-recently-released-on.html

    by Chris Roberts October 6th, 2008 at 7:00 am
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    Hey Crystal,

    These men aren’t well known – but they get my blood flowing:
    http://covermenmag.co.cc/jett/index.html
    http://covermenmag.co.nr/gregkheel/photos/
    http://covermenmag.co.nr/poydenis/photos/index.html

    Hope these whet your appetite.

    by Greta October 6th, 2008 at 7:43 pm