on Oct 4th, 2008 
As time moves on, I think you might discover that I, Ms. ‘Lil Feisty, tend to be, well, the smuttiest female of the Smutketeer group. This is a natural occurrence, and no matter how I try, I just can’t seem to help myself from being naughty. I’ve been known to make even the most practiced man blush, often at the most inopportune moment. Oh yes, I’ll never forget the night I broke my leg. Even with multiple fractures, I could still make the cheeks of the on call-doctor turn a bright, rosy pink. It’s amazing what a pair of knee socks can do for a girl. Yes, definitely one of my shining moments.
So, dear reader, my task for you now is to say something dirty to me. That’s right. Whoever can make me giggle, or dare I say it? blush, will be the winner this day. And if you can’t think of anything dirty at the moment, give me a line from an erotic book, yours or otherwise. So go on now, talk dirty to me.
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by Lilli Feisty :: Blog » Blog Archive » Talk Dirty To Me. October 4th, 2008 at 1:01 pmIf I were a guy, I’d bend you over your writing desk, pull your skirt up and make you read your books to me. Then I’d make you beg me to do everything you write about to you.
Wait, with the assistance of a strap-on, I wouldn’t need to be a guy, would I?
Hee!
by Crystal Jordan October 4th, 2008 at 1:06 pmCrystal, I’m not blushing yet, but I’m certainly smiling. And a little turned on, frankly.
by msfeisty October 4th, 2008 at 1:07 pmAnd, just for fun, here’s a little sample of what I wrote yesterday:
Finally. She kicked at her restraints as she slid the vibrating toy into her vagina, closed her eyes as it filled her. Not as good as Mark’s cock, but her pussy was hungry, needy, and her thighs trembled as she fucked herself.
by msfeisty October 4th, 2008 at 1:21 pm“I can hear you breathing hard; you like this don’t you? You like being mine, under my control.”
“Yes,” she said, angling the vibrator deeper. “Oh, yes.”
you two are certainly making me blush.
by R.G. Alexander October 4th, 2008 at 2:09 pmGo with me to get my nipples repierced and you can kthem to make them feel better.
by Leigh Royals October 4th, 2008 at 3:31 pmShe knew it was crazy to answer a classified internet sex ad, but her body was urging her to do it anyway. She had never been satisfied with what only one man could do to her and her fantasies always had at least three men in them, one for each of her body’s orifices. When she turned on the computer last night and logged in to her AnonymousSex account and she had received a message from a quartet of gorgeous guys who wanted to be with her, it seemed like a sign. Not knowing what to expect and scared that they would really be psychos or recently released rapists, she stocked up on condoms and lube. She did want this, just on her own terms and she was practically dizzy with anticipation as she pulled in to the address given on the email. She was lightheaded as she walked to the door in only her tank top, short skirt, heels and no underwear. They were all standing there waiting to meet her practically as soon as she rang the bell. Not only did they look like their pictures, the pictures didn’t do them justice. They were all four like Greek gods with their sculpted faces and rock hard bodies. They didn’t ask her name, nor did she want them to as they ushered her in the door. They were already in their boxers and wasted little time in getting her naked as well as themselves. Almost before she could take a breath, one was already between her legs laving her pussy with his wet and extremely talented tongue and her knees almost buckled beneath her. Another one gently laid her down and started licking her breast while another man attached himself to the other side. The last man straddled himself on her mouth and she greedily began to suck his balls. She couldn’t believe she was already cumming, she hadn’t even been here two minutes probably. It felt as if the man between her legs had sucked her dry when they pulled her up to her knees and one of them rolled beneath her. She had forgotten the condoms when she came in the door but apparently they hadn’t because he was putting one on his engorged cock. She had never seen one so big, only in pornos. Another one was behind her sliding one on along with lots of lube. She could feel herself get wet again thinking about what they were about to do to her. The one beneath her slid in and she thought she would explode until she felt the pleasure pain of the second cock as he slowly prodded her ass until he was in all the way. Another man took his place standing in front of her as she deep throated him and she slicked up one hand with lube so that she could pump the cock of the other man left out. She couldn’t even come close to wrapping her hand around him but she could tell he appreciated the effort a lot. They were all soon a sweaty, grunting mass of bodies. She felt the man beneath tighten up as he spurted his load. The man pulled out of her ass, yanked the condom off and jizzed all over her back. The man whose cock she was sucking came on her face and she licked her lips to get a few salty drops. She then turned her attention to the handjob she was performing and finished him off with both hands as he groaned and flooded her tits. They all happily went to shower. When she left twenty minutes later, flushed and sated, she had all their numbers and a “date” for next weekend. She could hardly wait.
So, what do you think of my original short story? It’s all unedited and I just came up with it today, so don’t be too critical on me.
Do you think you could handle four men at one time Ms. Lil and would you let them do all of that to you, especially if they were strangers……….inquiring minds want to know?
Deidre
by Deidre October 4th, 2008 at 5:04 pmLeigh, I would love to go with you.
Didre, I *know* I could handle four men at one time.
With strangers? Hrm. I need to think more about that. I’d need some background check first, for sure.
by msfeisty October 4th, 2008 at 5:10 pmmud. filth. putrescence.
lame, i know. but someone had to go for the pun!
by Mima October 4th, 2008 at 5:56 pmYou could be my dom any time, Feisty.
by Melissa Blue October 4th, 2008 at 8:39 pmDamn …. *fanning* …. what were we talking about? After reading these replies, I totally forgot what I was going to say.
by Stephanie October 5th, 2008 at 12:24 amMe too Stephanie
by R.G. Alexander October 5th, 2008 at 9:04 amLOL
You are a desperate ninth grade virgin
by Robyn October 5th, 2008 at 12:49 pmRobyn, what does that make you?
by Feisty October 5th, 2008 at 3:50 pmI want to know what you said to the Dr. I love to make my Drs blush. Esp my Gyn. But it’s easy to make jokes when a Dr.s hands are six inches inside you and you’re both trying oh so hard to talk like you’re both chatting at a party while holding martini’s.
Making YOU blush on the other hand is not as easy as it seems. I will have some more coffee and think.
by Eva Gale October 7th, 2008 at 11:59 amEva, that makes me think of my last Gyn appointment. The doctor was new and he looked so young! Probably about my age but definitely the youngest doc I’ve seen. When he went to move the gown to do the breast exam, he sort of mumbled, “Sorry about this.” Then, when he inserted the speculum, same thing, mumbled “So sorry.” I had to bite my cheek to keep from laughing, he was so adorable.
by KB October 28th, 2008 at 11:05 amFeisty, I’m not going to even attempt to make you blush. Your writing makes me hot, but it’s not my cheeks!