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New release!
by Crystal Jordan on May 27th, 2009 6 Comments »
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It’s Raining Men by Crystal Jordan

She loves them too much to change them. Until they turn the tables on her…

Every one of Candy’s werewolf instincts tells her that Michael is her mate. He’s a lawyer—smart, sophisticated, and handsome. The catch? He’s gay. There is no way she’s going to try to change who he is. Then she meets his lover Stephen, a seductive Fae-siren jazz singer, and she’s positive she’s got a screw loose somewhere. Mates with not one, but two gay men?

She’s definitely doomed to be single forever.

Michael and Stephen know that their unexpectedly flirtatious advances have thrown Candy for a loop. But there’s method to their madness—they’re both serious about her. And they plan to make sure she never spends another birthday alone.

Warning: Nekked men doing dirty, dirty things to each other and a very lucky woman, sexy biting of mates, seductive siren singing and a naughty masturbation in a public restroom. Hey, a girl has to do what a girl has to do!

Buy it here!

Did We Forget to Mention…?
by Crystal Jordan on May 25th, 2009 5 Comments »
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You know, now that I think about it, the Smutly Ones have had a passel of good news lately and we’ve neglected to mention it here.

I have the least cool of the cool news, so I’ll go first (not to say my news isn’t super duper cool, because it totally is!) and let you know I finalled in three contests this year (and I only entered four, so those are some sweet odds).

First, my filthy pirate time travel, Treasured, finalled in the Paranormal/Time Travel category of the Passionate Plume contest.

Then, I finalled in the Novella category of the National Readers Choice Award with “In Ice” from Sexy Beast V.

Even more awesomely, Carnal Desires finalled in the Erotic category of the Prism contest.

THEN! And here comes the steamroller of kick ass news, R.G. signed on with the Brown Literary Agency and sold to Berkley Heat. Because, you know, getting an awesome agent just isn’t enough for a Smutketeer. We go big or go home. Just ask our man toys. *g*

If that wasn’t cool enough, in the last few months, Eden has sold to Harlequin Spice and Berkley Heat (and took on a new pen name for that, Eve Berlin. Hot name, no? I love it!)

So there we are, rolling smuttily along in our attempt to provide you with more filth to read in bed at night.

Taking Kate Pearce For A Ride
by Crystal Jordan on May 21st, 2009 17 Comments »
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Crystal Jordan: What’s a day in the life of Kate Pearce like? While we’d love to think it’s all bons bons, silk peignoirs, and a sexy pool boy waiting on you hand and foot while beautiful words pour forth from your fingertips onto the keyboard, we know that’s probably not how it works out. You have several children of varying ages, a husband, cats, dogs, and a partridge in a pear tree. How do you manage the work-life balance?

Kate Pearce: Sometimes I wonder how I manage it and there are some days when I just want to run for the hills with my lap top under my arm. The trouble with having 4 kids between the ages of 7 and 20 is that they all need different types of parenting and they all expect me to drop everything and do what they need. Most of the time, obviously, I don’t mind, but some days, when I ‘have’ to get some writing done, it seems as if the family are conspiring against me to invent new and interesting ways to stop me sitting down at my keyboard for more than 5 minutes at a time LOL

My day is comprised of dropping kids off to school, picking them up, shopping, laundry, waking bigger kids up in case they forget to go to college or their part time job-you name a time of day and I’m usually shouting at someone to get a move on J

In the evenings I try and spend some quality time with my lovely husband of 22 years but normally we just stare at each other, hug and try not to cry too much, LOL

CJ: What is your writing process like? Do you have a daily or weekly word count that you try to meet? Or do you wait until the last minute and write like mad?

KP: I try and write Mon-Fri about 2-3 hours a day. I aim for a minimum of 5 pages but prefer 10. I find it I do it this way I’m usually not too rushed as deadlines approach.

CJ: What made you write romance? Why erotic romance? It was because you could write the sexy boy-on-boy action, wasn’t it? You can tell us. We won’t tell anyone, promise!

KP: I love reading romance novels, I really do, so writing them was a no-brainer really. But I always had this tendency to write very steamy and slightly outside the genre, so finding an e-publisher who was willing to publish my work was a far better fit for me at first. The boy-on-boy action just kind of happened. I didn’t ever plan to write it, but it just came naturally with the stories I wanted to tell about not so conventional Regency Rakes.

CJ: Do you read in the same genre(s) you write?

KP: I read everything I can get my hands on except horror and thrillers.

CJ: Do you believe in love at first sight? Soul mates? Reincarnation of long lost lovers?

KP: It’s a great question. I have to say that the first time Mr. Kate Pearce kissed me I knew I was going to marry him, so I can’t really say I don’t believe that there is something funky going on in the love zone sometimes. I love the idea of reincarnation as well.

CJ: You have a degree in history. How do you think your educational background has impacted your writing?

KP: I think it helps with my research. I know how to find stuff out quickly and efficiently and how to distill it down into something usable.

CJ: You’ve written for a number of publishers, in different lengths and both print and e-books. Do you have a favorite story length (novel, novella, short story)? And what do you think are the benefits of writing for e-pubs? For the larger New York publishers?

KP: I think I prefer to write about 85,000 words and up because you can get such a lot in there, but I also like to shake things up and write shorter. It’s great for tightening up the technique to write that perfect short story.

CJ: We know you have a lovely singing voice. Have you ever performed in public?

KP: Who told you that?? When I was a lot younger I performed at several concerts and also in various Gilbert & Sullivan musical operetta’s. I did once think about going on and doing it professionally but even I realized that a) I wasn’t ever going to be that great and b) I didn’t have the cutthroat personality needed to succeed in that industry. I’m not sure if I can still sing btw-it’s been a while LOL

CJ: Name three of your favorite movies of all time.

KP: Singing in the Rain

Love Actually

It’s a Wonderful Life

CJ: You have some rather manic deadlines coming up, which means great things for your readers! Tell us about your current release(s) and what you have coming up next.

KP: Picture Kate blowing into a paper bag.

Currently out is ‘Simply Shameless’ the third of the Regency-set erotic romances from Kensington Aphrodisia.

Next up in October, is “Simply Wicked”.

I also have the fifth Simply novel due to my editor in June-it will be called “Simply Insatiable” and it’s about the evil Lord Minshom. I am enjoying writing it immensely. Then in July I have a contemporary erotic novella to get in to Kensington, which is a new thing for me. I haven’t started writing it yet but it’s all in my head.

And then, I have another ‘Simply’ novel to write by October and I’m not sure what that one will be yet!

CJ: If one of your books were made into a movie, which one would you want to see on the big screen the most? More importantly, who would play in the starring roles?

KP: Ooh I’d love to see Simply Sexual made into a movie. I have no idea who should play Valentin and Peter and Sara, although I have had readers suggest people to me


CJ: Do you have any appearances coming up?


KP: I’ll be at the RWA ‘literacy for life’ signing in July in Washington D.C.


CJ: Where can we find you on the Internet?

KP: http://www.katepearce.com


*And now for some quick questions…

~Beach or mountains?

mountains

~Cozy PJs or sleeping in the nude?

PJ’s

~On men: boxers, briefs, or commando?

briefs

~Rock star or cowboy?

Cowboy!!

~Men in uniform: turn on or take it off?

Both please

~Leather or lace?

Leather-(note my kinky short story in L is for Leather from Cleis press)

~Voyeur or exhibitionist?

Voyeur

~Tattoos or piercings?

Tattoos

~Men’s chests: hairy or waxed?

A little hair is fine by me

~Sex on the beach, screaming orgasm, or blow job shot? (As a drink, of course!)

Sex on the beach-but no sand please!

TWILIGHT GUARDIAN OUT TODAY!
by R.G. Alexander on May 12th, 2009 4 Comments »

Twilight Guardian, Book Three in the Children of the Goddess series, is out today!

Not even the Goddess can save him…but maybe love can.

Children of the Goddess, Book 3

A Sariel guard, Kit has spent centuries fulfilling his people’s oath to protect the Trueblood Clan. Not Vampire, not Were, and certainly not human, Kit is something altogether…different. And when he is called back home to honor his obligations one last time, he can do none other than obey.

Jesse experiences life behind the lens of a camera. The only time she truly lives is in her dreams. For years she’s imagined a world filled with werewolves, vampires, magic. And him. When she realizes that not only is her dream world real, but the giant of her fantasies is in danger, she’ll have to jump in with both feet, and trust her heart. In Kit’s arms, she learns love is as infinite as time.

But so is a bitter god’s thirst for vengeance.

After a thousand years of duty, Jesse’s love is a gift from the Goddess. But for Kit, it might have come too late…

Warning: Spanking, exhibitionism, giants being kinky…just good wholesome fun.

Buy it HERE

Eden & Feisty-Live on the Radio!
by edenbradley on May 5th, 2009 Comments Off

We’ll be on Playboy Radio’s Night Calls again tomorrow, Tuesday, May 5th! We’ll be talking with adult superstars and all-around fabulous and incredibly gorgeous girls, Christy Canyon and her co-host, Nicki Hunter. Tune into Sirius or XM 99 from 5-6PM PST and see what kind of trouble we’ll get into -and it’s always trouble at Playboy!
We’ll talk about our latest books: Eden’s ebook novella from Samhain, TEMPT ME TWICE, and Feisty’s debut print novel , BOUND TO PLEASE. Exciting stuff! Hope to see you on the radio…