on Oct 31st, 2009 
A little Smutketeer song for everyone. But first-Post a comment here and we will pick several people to win tons of prizes. A signed copy of R.G. Alexander’s Who Loves a Superhero?, A signed copy of Lux in Shadow, ebook Midnight Falls
Lilli Feisty is giving away print and signed copy of Bound to Please.
Crystal Jordan will give away any ebook from her Samhain Backlist!
And Eden Bradley is giving away one of her books-but it will be a grab bag surprise!
See the books and blurbs beneath the song!
SING ALONG!!!
The Smutketeers
Before the Smutketeers came, dark repression ruled the land
Female sexuality was scorned and mocked and banned
Bodice rippers, trashy porn,
the literary elite all mourned
From famous book clubs, they were blocked
For speaking of hard throb-bing cocks.
But in the shadows, you could hear
The whispers for the Smutketeers.
(Chorus)
All for smut and smut for all
That is our battle cry
Fighting for the right to write
Write good sex or die
We won’t give up, we won’t give in
To fantasize is not a sin
So puritans contain your fears
No one can stop the Smutketeers
When they all band together
Eden, RG, Crys and Lil
They rubbed, caressed and filled a spot
That no one else could fill ;)
They sent a message to the world
With their erotic flags unfurled
Sex is needed, sex is good
If you don’t do it
Well, you should
No need to run when lust appears
Just listen to the Smutketeers
(Chorus)
All for smut and smut for all
That is our battle cry
Fighting for the right to write
Write good sex or die
We won’t give up, we won’t give in
To fantasize is not a sin
So puritans contain your fears
No one can stop the Smutketeers
Someday when the double standard for smut is all gone
When everyone is satisfied then they’ll move on
When women do not hide book covers
And men learn to be better lovers
When romance isn’t met with leers
Then they’ll have won, the Smutketeers.
Who Wants to Date a Superhero?
Gaia City. A place where technology is advanced, superheroes commonplace and the masses are addicted to Who Wants to Date a Superhero?, a show that lets women compete for the chance to win a date with one of Gaia’s Guardians.
Cassie Tidwell never thought she’d be humiliating herself on live vid for dinner with a man in spandex. But the secret she’s keeping will have her jumping through hoops for a chance to have this season’s hunky bachelor, Theta Wave, all to herself.
Will her choice ensure that Graham, the man she’s lusted after for months, never wants to see her again?
When her friend gives her an amethyst anklet engraved with strange symbols, telling her it has the ability to shield her thoughts from the probing powers of Theta Wave, she’s dubious. But she needs all the luck she can get if she’s to fight for one man’s help…and another’s heart.
Who Needs Another Superhero?
Return to Gaia City. Where there are way too many superheroes for Dayna’s peace of mind. Growing up as the unofficial mascot for Gaia’s Guardians hasn’t been easy. So maybe she overcompensates. Takes risks she shouldn’t.
Stone Matthews was an introvert until the day he wandered into the burial chamber of an ancient and powerful ruler and became…Rock Hammer. Now he’s an invincible chick magnet, but he still has no idea how to deal with women. Especially Dayna. The tasty reporter has always pushed his buttons and turned him on, but she’s unattainable.
With Triad still missing, Theta Wave on his honeymoon and the lair in disarray, there is no one around but Stone to save the day when Dayna goes chasing after The Pearl of Isis and a story that could be the death of her. And when he gets his hands on her, all bets are off.
LUX IN SHADOW
Two mates. One sacrifice. It’s a challenge that could save them all…or destroy everything.
Children of the Goddess, Book 2
Because of his own carelessness, Lux Sariel lost his lover at the hands of the shaman Gray Wolf, and put his Trueblood family in grave danger. Now he’s been sent on a mission to find and protect his mortal enemy’s sister. His companion is Arygon, a sexy Alpha who won’t take no for an answer.
When the two men find Sylvain, a sheltered and innocent beauty with power beyond imagining, passions ignite—and suddenly none of them are certain of the future.
No one but the Goddess.
She has a plan that will change everything for Her children, Were and Vampire alike. A challenge that will fulfill the promise of what this unusual threesome have found together…or destroy them all.
Warning: This title contains Vampire and Were nookie, Were and Vampire nookie, Were/Vamp/Were nookie, hot nekkid man nookie….oh, hell—lots of nookie.
His life was stolen to keep their secrets…
Children of the Goddess, Book 4
It has taken years for Liz to lay the past to rest. Now she has been called to find the missing Jasyn Dydarren, the only man who can save her friend Nicolette from the Shadow’s mark. Tracking him means chasing down a secret the Shadow Wolves want buried forever—and another man they want dead. A man with an eerily familiar face, whom she craves with an intensity she can’t explain.
Hannah, an Unborn, never considered herself anything special, but she and Jasyn have something that is. Now her Were has been snatched away. She’s not a fighter, but she’s willing to do whatever it takes to find her heart’s desire and force him to see her as an equal at last. Or die trying.
With alliances on the line and lives in danger, these two very different women must save their men, and come together to discover the truth…and destroy the Shadow once and for all.
Warning: This book contains explicit sex. Sex on the stairs, sex in a tree, sex with two, (and sex with three). Vampires mating. Werewolves mating. And a lot of gratuitous ass kicking.
BOUND TO PLEASE
FROM FANTASY TO ECSTASY
Ruby Scott is a beautiful, quiet event planner who leads an oh-so-respectable life. Yet the things that go on in her secret fantasies are anything but. She has every intention of keeping her hidden desires under wraps-until she meets a gorgeous, hard-muscled man ten years her junior. Mark St. Crow is a gifted, up-and-coming musician who collects erotic art and loves to “play” women as much as his piano. After one night of uninhibited passion, Ruby realizes there’s no turning back. But as she surrenders to her deepest needs and lets Mark control every forbidden thrill, her passion for him builds. Can the wild, intoxicating nights they share lead to a love that will last forever?
We’ll pick all the winners on Monday-Post here for a chance to win!
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When women do not hide book covers
And men learn to be better lovers
When romance isn’t met with leers
Then they’ll have won, the Smutketeers.
What she said! YEAH!
by Crystal Jordan October 31st, 2009 at 9:42 amOkay first, OMG love them song. I will be humming it all day :D
I’ll take a superhero :D
Happy All Hallows Eve All!
by Deb October 31st, 2009 at 9:45 amGreat song. Thanks for sharing
by Debby October 31st, 2009 at 9:46 amLove the song. Happy Halloween.
by Breiab October 31st, 2009 at 9:58 amWow, ladies! Your talents are BOUND-less!
Happy Halloween and Samhain!
by Bella October 31st, 2009 at 9:58 am~bella
Wow, between free books and a song, you’re going all out with the hallloween treats (I approve ;)!
by Zora Stout October 31st, 2009 at 10:15 amAnd I feel like there should be a video or a music clip of drums and flutes playing in the background. LOL! Love the song, ladies!
Smut for all, bring on the throbbing cocks! lol
I hope everyone has a wonderful Halloween ……. and that they are smutty-filled.
Deidre
by Deidre October 31st, 2009 at 10:22 amCan I have them ALL??? LOL.
by Jennifer Leeland October 31st, 2009 at 10:24 amGREAT song.
Happy Halloween.
Oh man, you always get me laughing, the song is just so you!!! Your stories are always on my wish list, so thanks for the chance to win some smutfully great reads.
by Cathy M October 31st, 2009 at 10:59 amLOL
I love the song! It’s fantastic! I hope everyone has a Happy Halloween!
by Karin October 31st, 2009 at 11:00 amFound you on Romance Divas! I’m so glad. Excellent!
by Darla October 31st, 2009 at 11:10 amGreat song. Happy Halloween.
by Jane October 31st, 2009 at 11:58 amthe song is very creative :)
by jennifer mathis October 31st, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Great song
by Rachel M October 31st, 2009 at 12:33 pmThe song is awesome!
by Estella October 31st, 2009 at 12:45 pmOmg, that is the bomb! I love the song! :)
Treats abound with you lovely ladies today, Thank You for the chance to win.
A very Happy Halloween to all of you!
by chris j October 31st, 2009 at 12:48 pm“To fantasize is not a sin”
Someone lied to me growint up!
That’s my favorite line.
Great job ladies,
by Fallon Hadley October 31st, 2009 at 1:59 pmFallon Hadley
ALL HAIL THE SMUTKETEER GODDESS’!!!
by Anna Shah Hoque October 31st, 2009 at 4:44 pmHappy Halloween everyone!
I enjoyed reading all about the books. Love those lyrics to your song! Well done!
by Kammie October 31st, 2009 at 5:46 pmWoohoo RG! Sounds awesome! :)
by Sherry October 31st, 2009 at 6:23 pmAwesome song!!
Happy Halloween!!
by Kim S October 31st, 2009 at 6:40 pmHappy Halloween, everyone!
by Eden Bradley October 31st, 2009 at 7:43 pm
I totally love your all’s song Happy Smutty Halloween
by Liz Cranage October 31st, 2009 at 8:48 pmVery creative song! Great fun! And thanks for the chance to win one of your books!
Happy Halloween!
Tamsyn (international reader)
by Tamsyn T. October 31st, 2009 at 9:25 pmAwesome song!! Thanks for sharing!
Happy Halloween 
by Meg October 31st, 2009 at 10:09 pmgreat ladies
by kh October 31st, 2009 at 11:27 pmi do love book and treats whoo
thanks for a great contest
s o thot books ladies
please count me in
I loved this song, and will be be smiling all day from it. On second read, make that, all week. LOL It really cracked me up!!! What tune were you thinking of with it???
As for the contest, this sounds like a halloween bag full of the best treats available. You guys ROCK!
Sandie
by Sandie November 1st, 2009 at 6:30 amI laughed so hard. I am going to have this stuck in my head all day. Not in a bad way either.
by Desiree November 1st, 2009 at 7:02 amThis is a treat I would love
All for smut and smut for all
That is our battle cry
Fighting for the right to write
Write good sex or die
We won’t give up, we won’t give in
Okay, so we know what tune’s going to be in my head, all day!! Awesome song.
Halloween 
by Jo K November 1st, 2009 at 8:03 amHope all you Smutketeers had a wicked
Oh, I love it!! I have a Halloween hangover and I hurt my head reading all the comments.
Oh yeah….All for smut and smut for all !!!
You ladies rock!!! *oh, my aching head*
I was the ultimate smut last night…I was living the “battle cry” let me tell ya. *ouch*
by Armenia November 1st, 2009 at 12:17 pmLove the Song. Think I will have to print it and post it near my computer.
And please don’t make me pick just one of the books, I want them all!!
Leslie Jane
by Leslie Jane November 1st, 2009 at 6:56 pmHope you ladies had a wonderful Halloween!
Loved the song lol it’s quite catchy :)!
by Pam S November 1st, 2009 at 6:59 pmWho doesn’t love the SmutKeepers????
by Lyoness2009 November 1st, 2009 at 9:37 pm“Bodice Rippers, Trashy porn”
LOVE IT! :) HAPPY HALLOWEEN…a bit late but it still rocks!
by RachieG November 1st, 2009 at 10:26 pmLoved your song! Thanks for making me smile!
by annalisa November 1st, 2009 at 11:46 pmThe song was funny and I enjoyed it.
Now when are you going to post a sonnet to Smut ?
Carol
by Carol Thompson November 2nd, 2009 at 2:51 amWe picked the winners in a new post-THANK YOU for hanging out with us-and I’m so glad you liked the song!
by R.G. Alexander November 2nd, 2009 at 12:18 pm