on Nov 23rd, 2009 
Truss up your turkey-or whoever you have handy. We have a wonderful holiday season planned for all our friends here at Smutketeers. More Interviews and guest blogs with deliciously sinful writers, editors and agents-more giveaways than you can shake your…um…stick at-and even a little caroling…Smutketeer style of course. ;)
We’ll be giving away goodies to our faithful posters, but for now-we’d just like to tell you what we’re thankful for.
Lilli: I’m thankful women today have the option and freedom to express their sexuality. And I’m incredibly thankful to have found a bunch of smut writers who not only keep the perversion alive, but going steady. I’m thankful to Eden for… wait, I can’t say that publicly. I’m thankful for Crystal for…um. I can’t publish that! And R.G.? Well, you’ll just have to read her books to find out why I’m thankful for some very creative ideas involving multiple partners. With interesting abilities. Needless to say, I’m thankful three of my best friends are as open-minded, amazing and, most of all, as perverted as I am. Now I’m off to do interesting things with a whisk, that may or may not involve gravy.
Crystal: I am thankful for pervertibles, and to Eden for introducing me to them, and not in dirty way. Really. I am thankful for being able to write smut, and for the people that buy it and read it. I’m thankful for the Smutketeers, because they are my sisters in filth, without whom I would feel much more perverted than I do. Though perhaps I should feel more perverted than I do, because our standards are a little smuttier than other peoples. The moral? Choose your friends wisely. Keep people around who make you look sane. And Happy Thanksgiving to all!
Eden: I’m thankful for my fellow Smutketeers, who are always here for me, whether it’s something as serious as running out of batteries, or as trivial as um…well, nothing is trivial to a writer-we’re a sensitive lot. I’m thankful to every editor who has ever wanted to contract one of my books, and to all those who read them. I’m thankful that I make *someone* look sane, finally! I’m thankful for all of my many sisters-in-smut. All for Smut and Smut for All! And I would be remiss if I didn’t thank the makers of the Brookstone Theraspa Turbo Handheld massager, whose byline is: “This is one massage experience that you will never forget!” It’s true. ‘Nuff said.
Happy Thanksgiving!
RG: I am thankful for my husband, the dirtiest chef I know, who feeds me and helps me with all my research (he especially likes the spanking research-he’s very thorough). I’m thankful for every note and email from my readers, it makes everything worthwhile. Above all, I’m thankful that this journey has brought to me such amazing friendships. The best of my lifetime. The Smutketeers and other likeminded readers and writers and fascinating characters that inspire me. And Feisty? I feel left out. I need to do something dirty enough that it can’t be talked about in public. I’ll think about it over the holidays. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!
Now tell us all what you’re thankful for, and on Monday we will pick one lucky poster who will win some goodies that Eden got her hands on from Hustler Hollywood!
~Pink Hustler Coffee Mug
~ Hustler Condoms
~Pocket Kama Sutra Book
~Position Of The Day Book from Nerve.com
And more!
Happy Thanksgiving!
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I’m thankful for Alessia, the love of my life, who is handling a lot of things she hadn’t hoped or planned for… I’m thankful for my kids…and I’m thankful for the little victories that keep me remembering that the big ones will come.
by Will Belegon November 24th, 2009 at 6:42 amWill, that is beautiful! Thank you for sharing. :)
by R.G. Alexander November 24th, 2009 at 6:44 amI am thankful for my husband. I am thankful that we are discovering ourselves together. I am thankful that I am able to express myself, in this society (well, with some limitation). I am thankful that I saw a Violet Wand demonstration on the weekend (OMG! He had me hold this thing, and then kiss my husband. It electrified my whole body, then it passed to hubby! SO AMAZING!)
I am thankful for my fur babies, who make me laugh ALL THE TIME!
I am thankful that my MIL is going to Jamaica today, so we have the house to ourselves for the next week! *grin*
I am thankful to all your wonderful authors who write amazingly wonderful smut for me to enjoy! :D And ultimately, for hubby to enjoy ;)
Oh, and I got all excited about the first sentence. I thought you were going to have us doing some rope work on odd thing around the house…and have us send in the pictures :D
by Natasha A. November 24th, 2009 at 7:03 amI am thankful for my huband who always supports me, even when I’m being a royal PITA. And I’m thankful for my daughter who keeps me young.
Not to mention all the wonderful authors who keep me entertained and warm!
by Lisa Guertin November 24th, 2009 at 7:07 amNatasha, you are brilliant! lol
by R.G. Alexander November 24th, 2009 at 7:14 amI didn’t even think about homework. Food for thought. mwahaha
I’ll have to talk to Eden about that. ;)
I am thankful that my hubby is still alive after 4 months in the hospital. He gives me hope that we will get through this and live again.
I am thankful for my two children. At 18 and 19, they are totally awesome. My daughter for being able to understand the complex things the doctors tell us about hubby’s brain and my son who quietly without complaint watches over me and helps keep the house in one piece
by Chris Roberts November 24th, 2009 at 9:13 amI’m thankful for that Bettie Page picture you posted for a Thanksgiving post – because it gave me a good hearty laugh
I’m thankful that Johannes Gutenberg invented the printing press.
I’m thankful that I have a very awesome job and I love it.
I’m thankful for My Man who has a good sense of humor. Especially when it comes to the size of my book collection.
by SuperWendy November 24th, 2009 at 9:33 amChris- (HUGS) We are thankful for that too.
by R.G. Alexander November 24th, 2009 at 11:00 amI love the pic!! Bettie is so amazing.
by Feisty November 24th, 2009 at 11:26 amI am thankful for my family and friends.
by Estella November 24th, 2009 at 3:48 pmThey make getting up every morning a joy.
You guys are making me all teary…I like it. :)
by Eden Bradley November 24th, 2009 at 3:50 pmI’m thankful for the support of my family and friends. I’m also thankful that I have a job.
by Jane November 24th, 2009 at 3:50 pmOH! I have something else to be thankful for! We got hubby’s first unemployment cheque today!!! You know, it’s only been two months since he lost his job and all…..
:D
by Natasha A. November 24th, 2009 at 4:22 pmAwesome giveaway
I’m thankful for my fiance…we’ve had our ups and downs, and some tragedy just recently, but we are still together and our incredible love is helping us cope with everything….so I am also thankful for love!!
by Ashley A November 25th, 2009 at 2:52 amI’m thankful for all the awesome authors who work tirelessly to bring me awesome books to snuggle up with in the evenings, or by the fire on a cold day, by the pool on a hot day and in the bath on a bad day.
I’m also thankful for my little baby — my ereader, for, without witch, my handbag would be more like a suitcase!!!
Most of all, I am thankful for my gorgeous husband who doesn’t moan when I ignore him mid-great-book, or when I can’t be bothered to cook him up the homecooked meal he deserves after a hard day at work. He doesn’t even moan when I drag him out to the shops and spend his money. Yes, my husband is a star, and I thank myself lucky every single day.
Oh no. I got all cheesy and sloppy on you guys. SORRY!
HOPE YOU ALL HAVE AN AWESOME, FAMILY-FUN FILLED HOLIDAY!
Happy Thanksgiving xxx
by Jo K November 25th, 2009 at 7:33 amAshley-love will always get you through, won’t it? :)
by Eden Bradley November 25th, 2009 at 9:58 pmAnd Jo-cheesy and sloppy is good!
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! The cooking marathon begins!
Aww… I love being reminded about how blessed I am and hearing other people reflect on their own blessings! Like many of you, I’m thankful for my husband and children, even though there are times when I’d happily pack them off to the nearest traveling circus :D And I’m sooo thankful for all you authors and your contributions to my towering TBR and ever-expanding TBB! Because a girl can never have too many books ;) Hope all of you had a warm and wonderful Thanksgiving, and are enjoying these relaxing weekend days!
by Fedora November 28th, 2009 at 4:25 pmi’m thankful that i bought the wine for thanksgiving and plenty of it, it’s easier to be in a houseful of in laws when they are smashed lol. and of course thankful i’m living my life.
by jennifer mathis November 28th, 2009 at 4:34 pmI am thankful for good food, good friends and good lovin’. I mean really, what else is there? lol
I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I totally boycotted Black Friday by not even leaving the house. No, I didn’t even shop online. It was hard, but I made it through. lol
Deidre
by Deidre November 28th, 2009 at 10:40 pmdeidre_durance at hotmail dot com
LOL on the traveling circus comment, Fedora!
by Eden Bradley November 29th, 2009 at 12:48 pmAnd yes, everything goes down better with wine, Jennifer-even in-laws…*G*
Deirdre-I don’t think any of the Smutketeers hit up Black Friday shopping….unless Crystal did and I haven’t heard about it…?
Check back tomorrow for the winner of my box full of smutty stuff!
And the winner of my basket of smutty stuff is…..SuperWendy!!!!!!!!!!
by Eden Bradley November 30th, 2009 at 11:10 amSuperWendy-send me your mailing addy here:
eden_bradley@yahoo.com
Yayyyy-congrats!
Wahoooooooey! Email is on the way Eden!
by SuperWendy November 30th, 2009 at 11:33 amcongrats
by jennifer mathis November 30th, 2009 at 11:51 amThanks, Smutketeers! And congrats, SuperWendy!! Enjoy!
by Fedora November 30th, 2009 at 2:32 pmCongrats Wendy — hope you have loads of fun ‘hustling’ with the awesome prize :O)
by Jo K December 1st, 2009 at 11:58 amour local shop is giving away some free coffe mugs that are also of high quality,”-”
by Sean Perry August 12th, 2010 at 2:11 pmmy favorite coffee mug are those that are made from porcelain or ceramic”";
by Melatonin October 18th, 2010 at 2:52 pm