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The winner of the wicked and wondrous mind-blowing, scream-inspiring, super-powered orgasm inducing Theraspa Turbo massager is……
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Fallon Hadley!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woohoooooooo! Congrats Fallon! Wishing you many, many orgasms and even a few good back rubs!
To collect your prize, please contact RG: r.g.alexander@hotmail.com
Just send her a note with your snail mail addy and she’ll have the Turbo Beast sent right to your home in a plain brown wrapper.
Thanks to all who participated in our Holiday Sing-Along!
Lots more books, interviews and contests in the New Year, so stick with us! Happy New Year to everyone from the Smutketeers!
All For Smut and Smut For All!
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Hey folks-I’m blogging over at JoJo’s Bookcorner today-come on by and visit! You’ll like Jojo’s-she’s got hot eye-candy right at the top for us all to enjoy. And I’m having a contest over there!
Don’t forget about our Smutketeers smutty holiday song contest right here-just see the December 16th Sing Along post to enter!
And be sure to check out my December 17th post, A Little Deviation, for an excerpt of my latest release, WINTER SOLSTICE, Book one in my new Celestial Seductions series, available now from Samhain!
Happy Holidays, everyone!
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WINTER SOLSTICE is out today from Samhain! If you like your contemporary erotic romance with a little paranormal twist and a LOT of dirty sex, this is the read for you! And you can get it now at Samhain!
Here’s a little peek…
Love with a beautiful stranger isn’t so strange—if you believe in destiny.
Celestial Seductions, Book 1
Clinical psychologist Destiny Walker considers herself far too logical for any of that “soul mate” nonsense. Even if her beloved, dearly departed Nana insisted she was going to meet hers someday. When a sudden downpour sends her ducking into a psychic reader’s storefront—and the woman confirms everything her grandmother said—doubt begins to sneak into the corners of her mind.
A chance meeting—more like a collision—with Superman look-alike Reece Kellan sets off a sexual chemistry reaction the likes of which she’s never felt. She isn’t prone to falling into bed with strangers, but he does things to her body that leave her breathless…and unsure where her pleasure ends and his begins.
And that’s the part that scares the hell out of her…
Warning: Dirty sex with a stranger, a little anal play, more dirty sex, sex on the kitchen table, more dirty sex (because really, can you ever get enough?) and even love at first sight—shocking!
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And here’s an excerpt, but WARNING! This material is not appropriate for work, minors, or anyone with a weak heart!
He used his arm to gather her close, pulling her tight against him. His body was long, strong lines, hard-packed muscle. And his cock was hard again. She arched her hips against his heavy erection, felt it jerk and pulse in return.
“And you call me the randy one. And where on earth did you get the term ‘randy’, anyway?”
“From my Nan.”
“Ah, it’s back to the grandmothers again. It feels totally inappropriate to discuss anyone’s grandmother at the moment.”
“You asked.”
“Sometimes I need to shut up.”
“I know just the trick.”
Reece leaned in and crushed his lips to hers, those lush lips of his, so soft and warm they made her melt inside. The melting turned into a simmering liquid as he thrust his tongue into her mouth. And when he slipped a hand between her legs and found her damp cleft, she went soaking wet.
“I like that you’re always ready for me, darlin’.”
He slipped a few fingers inside her, and her inner walls clenched around them. Using his thumb, he massaged her clit in lazy circles. Pleasure was like lightning in her system, hot and sharp. She was ready to explode almost instantly. But she wanted him with her, inside her, when she came.
Again, he seemed to read her mind.
“Not yet, my darlin’ girl. But I am going to fuck you.”
“Yes!”
“And we’ll have to make it a little dirty because of that grandmother comment.”
She laughed at his wicked grin. And her sex gave an anticipatory squeeze.
Reece grabbed her around the waist and rolled until she was on top of him. He sheathed himself in a condom, then encircled her waist with his hands. Raising her up, he impaled her on his thick shaft.
She groaned with the heat and the size of his hard cock. With the dual sensations of her own pleasure and his. He used his hands to guide her, up, then down again, filling her almost to bursting. Shivers raced through her, up her spine, deep inside her.
“Oh…”
“Not yet,” he commanded, and pulled her up, his cock slipping out of her.
Using his hands again, he held her still while he slid down until his face was beneath her open and aching pussy. Her thighs quivered simply thinking about what he was going to do to her.
Reece used his fingers to spread her pussy lips apart. She’d never felt so open, so exposed. And his fingers on her were too good. If only he’d move them an inch or two higher…
“You’re eager, are you?” he teased, massaging her swollen lips, manipulating them, sliding inward, teasing at the edges of her opening.
She shivered, wanting to come simply from having him look at her this way, being open to him. She let her head fall back, closed her eyes. And almost jumped when his tongue shot out and flicked against her hole. But it was too good, and she surged down, wanting his whole mouth on her.
“Not yet,” he said once more.
He licked again, then shoved his tongue into her.
“God, Reece…”
Her thighs shook as he used his tongue to thrust in and out of her like a small, wet cock. And she swore she could taste the flavor of her own juices.
She angled her hips, wanting his mouth on her aching clit. She found if she concentrated, she could feel the pulsing beat of his cock as if it were her own, heavy between her thighs. Wanting, filling, growing thick with the same aching need that thrummed in her clitoris, throughout her body.
“More.” The demand slipped from her lips.
He laughed, then sat up, picked her up bodily and carried her through the house.
She wrapped her arms around his neck and held on. “Where are we going?”
“The bedroom isn’t nearly dirty enough. And I did promise you dirty.”
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Get WINTER SOLSTICE now!
And watch for Book two in the Celestial Seductions series, SPRING EQUINOX, available in March, 2010!
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And don’t forget about our December GRAND PRIZE! You can read about it here! Just go to the Smutketeers December 16th post and finish RG’s smutty holiday song to enter! A Grand prize winner will be announced on December 28th!
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…from our holiday program to tell you that I’ll be chatting on the Samhain Cafe loop today-Thursday, December 17th from 1-3 PST (that’s 4-6 EST) with authors & friends Jenna Bayley-Burke, RG Alexander, Lilli Feisty, Kirsten Saell, Natasha Moore, Ember Case, Julia Knight, RF Long, Nell Dixon, Kimberly Troutte & others TBA to celebrate the release of my erotic novella, WINTER SOLSTICE, Book One in my new Celestial Seductions series! The official release date is tomorrow, the 18th, but there are rumors that it will actually be for sale tonight on the Samhain site, so be sure to check and be the first to get it! (and BTW, while you’re there, check out THE SOUL JAR by Jennifer Colgan-awesome read!).
If you’re not a member of the Samhain cafe Yahoo loop, you can join any time-there are great author chats and prizes each week! I’ll be giving away an e-book to one lucky winner at today’s chat, so be sure to drop by!
Here’s a little peek at WINTER SOLSTICE:
Love with a beautiful stranger isn’t so strange—if you believe in destiny.
Celestial Seductions, Book 1
Clinical psychologist Destiny Walker considers herself far too logical for any of that “soul mate” nonsense. Even if her beloved, dearly departed Nana insisted she was going to meet hers someday. When a sudden downpour sends her ducking into a psychic reader’s storefront—and the woman confirms everything her grandmother said—doubt begins to sneak into the corners of her mind.
A chance meeting—more like a collision—with Superman look-alike Reece Kellan sets off a sexual chemistry reaction the likes of which she’s never felt. She isn’t prone to falling into bed with strangers, but he does things to her body that leave her breathless…and unsure where her pleasure ends and his begins.
And that’s the part that scares the hell out of her…
*This book has been previously published and has been revised and expanded from its original release.
Warning: Dirty sex with a stranger, a little anal play, more dirty sex, sex on the kitchen table, more dirty sex (because really, can you ever get enough?) and even love at first sight—shocking!
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Come by the chat for excerpts and more!
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And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming, the Smutketeers sing smutty holiday songs for you! Sing back to us and win an awesome prize! Hey-we never did reveal what THE PRIZE is, did we? It’s one of my very favorite things (often sung to the tune of the song from The Sound of Music while using it-trust me, it IS that good!). Yes, it’s the Brookstone TheraSpa Turbo Massager!
This handy, dandy device will give you the orgasm of your life-and I mean mind-blowing, screaming until-your-throat-hurts multiples!
Let me tell you what this lovely machine-induced climax is like: First, do NOT do what I did the first time and hit the Turbo button and notch the power up to ‘3′. Start with it on ‘1′ and skip the Turbo until you’ve learned to take it. I actually sprained my neck doing this. I am dead serious. Explaining my injury to my boss was…interesting. (I lied, of course). So, you have to use the little roller-ball end. There are different textures on each side, but trust me, this is by far the best, whether you’re male or female. (Another warning-do NOT use any of the flat, textured sides on your male partner’s testicles, even if he thinks he wants to try it. My guy asked for it and it turned out to be a huge mistake. He said, and I quote, ‘It’s like being punched in the balls by a baby”. Just not sexy.).
So, lower the gadget between your thighs to your most sensitive spot and just roll it back and forth a little. The first thing that happens is all the blood will drain from your head, so be sure to do this lying down. With your neck well-braced by pillows. Your face may go a bit numb, and you may get the giggles from the fast endorphin release. For me, it’s usually 0-60 in about 1 minute flat, but you can draw it out longer, if you like. Your hands and feet may go numb, but don’t worry about this-just lie back and enjoy-and be prepared to scream. For about 3 minute straight. If you can take it that long, it’s definitely the gift that keeps on giving!
It works pretty much the same way on men, too-including the screaming multiples, which are pretty rare for guys. Again, make sure he’s lying down, and use the roller ball on his most sensitive spot-just a slight rolling motion, and you can try pressing down with it, making the vibration go really deep. I’m sure each of us, male and female, will have a unique special spot, motion and amount of pressure so take some time to find it. Then, be prepared to make some noise! If you have nosy neighbors, live with parents or kids, a gag may be in order. I kid you not. And have a nice hot cup of tea after-my throat is usually sore. Seriously.
Oh-and it’s also a really great massager!
This is an amazing, life-changing prize, so be sure to enter!
The Grand Prize will be given out on December 28th (the day I return from my holiday trip), so you’ll have to check back for the winner’s name-but that also gives you more time to get creative and enter!
Meanwhile, I’ll be giving away a couple of e-books today to a few lucky winners totally at random-lol!
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Do you need a hint about the big prize? Eden has one, and she swears by it. I mean, she LOVES it. She’ll write up a description about it, since it’s so good, it needs a warning label. It’s also great at multi-tasking. Okay that’s all you get.
Now, we sing!
(Tune of Winter Wonderland)
Gotta sing, don’t be shy now
loud and proud, have to try now
Cause it’s time to play, the Smutketeer way,
If you want to win the special prize
Write a verse, fun or dirty
We will all, think it’s purty ;)
A rhyme’s all you need
To finish the deed
And win a gift that’s sure to blow your mind.
If you’ve got some tension that needs easin’, or you want a new year filled with grins
We’ve got just the ticket for this season, so post your verse and let the games begin
Your turn. Just one little verse. Lay it on us. :)
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Yep. We’re having another contest. Eden Bradley has a Samhain release coming out on Friday, Winter Solstice, plus, it’s the holidays. You should get presents on the holidays. You’ve all been good…right?
So to celebrate the season of giving, and Eden’s beautiful new Celestial Seductions series, we are having a sing along.
I’ll start us out today, and then tomorrow I’ll start a song that I expect all of you to finish. On Thursday, Eden will give you a sneak peek of her wonderful new release and give out a few prizes then.
A big winner will be chosen from the most prolific and creative of posters, and they will get a stocking full of cheer. No peeking. It’s a surprise.
Now for the singing. Get ready, we’re about to smut up some of our favorite carols.
SMUTKETEERS (to Silver Bells)
Internet sites, all the blog sites, loading ho-liday files
Everyone planning something for Christmas
Being us though, you have to know, we have our unique style
Our own way to spread seasonal cheer
Smutketeers, Smutketeers
We wish you hot sex, for Christmas
Smutketeers, Smutketeers
And lots of love come Christmas Day
You need new clothes, you need new shoes, he needs a-nother tie
And the tiny gifts found in your stockings
Instead of names, pick a new game, gifts you don’t have to buy
That will make you both stand up and cheer.
Smutketeers, Smutketeers
Give him the best gift for Christmas
Smutketeers, Smutketeers
Make sure she comes Christmas Day.
TWELVE DAYS OF SEX TOYS
On the first day of Christmas my lover gave to me
An overflowing bag of batteries.
On the 2nd day of Christmas my lover gave to me
2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries
On the 3rd day of Christmas my lover gave to me
3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos, and an overflowing bag of batteries
On the 4th day of Christmas my lover gave to me
4 purple rabbits, 3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries
On the 5th day of Christmas my lover gave to me
5 swats from this- http://www.stockroom.com/Impression-Paddle–OUCH-P1963.aspx
4 purple rabbits, 3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries
On the 6th day of Christmas my lover gave to me
6 Turbo Massagers
5 swats from this http://www.stockroom.com/Impression-Paddle–OUCH-P1963.aspx
4 purple rabbits, 3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries
On the 7th day of Christmas my lover gave to me
7 anal ticklers
6 Turbo Massagers
5 swats from this http://www.stockroom.com/Impression-Paddle–OUCH-P1963.aspx
4 purple rabbits, 3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries
On the 8th day of Christmas my love he gave to me
8 sex swings swinging
7 anal ticklers
Love that massager
5 swats from this http://www.stockroom.com/Impression-Paddle–OUCH-P1963.aspx
4 purple rabbits, 3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries
On the 9th day of Christmas my lover gave to me
9 clamps for nipples
8 sex swings swinging
7 anal ticklers
Yes! That massager
5 swats from this http://www.stockroom.com/Impression-Paddle–OUCH-P1963.aspx
4 purple rabbits, 3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries
On the 10th day of Christmas my love he gave to me
10 wands of magic
9 clamps a pinching
8 Sex swings swinging
7 anal ticklers
Need 6 more massagers
5 swats from this! http://www.stockroom.com/Impression-Paddle–OUCH-P1963.aspx
4 purple rabbits, 3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
11 berry butt plugs
10 wands of magic
9 clamps a pinching
8 Sex swings swinging
7 anal ticklers
6 Turbo massagers
5 swats from this http://www.stockroom.com/Impression-Paddle–OUCH-P1963.aspx
4 purple rabbits, 3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries.
On the 12th day of Christmas my lover gave to me,
12 orgasms
11 berry butt plugs
10 wands of magic
9 clamps a pinching
8 Sex swings swinging
7 anal ticklers
6 Turbo massagers
5 swats from this http://www.stockroom.com/Impression-Paddle–OUCH-P1963.aspx
4 purple rabbits, 3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries.
Here are the links to the rest of the toys:
http://www.stockroom.com/Bully-Nipple-Clamps-P2887.aspx
http://www.discreet-romance.com/anal-tickler-pink-jelly-adult-sex-toys-16751.html?manufacturers_id=57
http://www.edenfantasys.com/FUR-HANDCUFFS-PINK/adult-toys-dvds-5888
http://www.brookstone.com/personal-massagers_theraspa-turbo-body-massagers.html
http://www.pleasuremenow.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=780
http://www.pleasuremenow.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2501
http://www.dildo-superstore.com/Ass-Berries-Butt-Plug.html
http://www.adamevetoys.com/sp-cyberglass-four-way-g-12047.aspx
And finally…
CHARLIE THE TOE MAN (To Frosty the Snowman-yes, some of us are going to hell lol)
Charlie the Toe Man
Had a fetish for girl’s feet
He would rub and suck, and if he could f***them, his life would be complete.
Charlie the Toe Man
Knew that some thought he was strange
But his friends would say, oh he’s just that way, and we know he’ll never change.
One day while sitting in a shoe store staring dreamy eyed
A girl named Teal, with a perfect heel, agreed to be his bride
Now Charlie’s happy
And his friends cheer his great catch.
His love’s more secure, with each pedicure, now he’s found his perfect match.
Glompity glump glump, glompity glump, glump, look at Charlie go
Glompity glump glump glompity glump glump, sucking on her big toe.
Okay fellow smut elves, get ready. Tomorrow you’ll have to sing along to win the prize.
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The fabulous Red Garnier, author of smokin’ hot stories of love, is visiting the Smutketeers today to chat about the big L, the one thing which binds people together in so many ways. It makes us crazy. It makes us do things we would never do otherwise. (Okay, Feisty and I would probably do it, anyway…but that’s us…).
We love our darling Red, so she is the perfect person to talk to us today about love! And while you’re here, you can check out her latest books, SATIN SASH, and her upcoming anthology, MEN OF DANGER!
Love – a gift or a curse?
I think that my curse is this: I am in love with love. I love what it can do to a person—broaden your smile, brighten the gleam in your eyes, give your life a new meaning. Which makes me a love junkie. God, is that good or is that bad?
I don’t know! But I know that I must get a dose of it every day from Mr. Red, and I must read about, write about it, every day.
I fell in love with romances the first time I opened my first, a Kathleen E. Woodiwis. From then on I went to fall in love with dozens of more authors, their heroes, heroines, their settings, the old, opinionated grandma and the handicapped little sister. Then I found erotic romance, my very first was a Shiloh Walker book from Ellora’s Cave. And I fell in love again with this genre, so free, so brazen, sexy, representative of the strong, intelligent women of our day.
Now, to be able to sit down, with the support of my husband, and write everyday. To be able to open my email to discover someone, someone I didn’t know before, fell in love with my book, the Hero, the nosy mother, his butler, or his pet critter, is something I cannot describe in words.
I feel blessed to write for these amazing epublishers and publishers who’ve paved the road for dozens of delicious voices out there I, for one, couldn’t do without now. I feel blessed for my editors, each with new wisdom to impart. I feel blessed for all my friends, who have been there every step of the way (it does get rocky sometimes, as does everything worthwhile in our lives. Much like a burgeoning romance itself!). I feel blessed for the trust each reader gives me when they buy a book by some new author who’s last name sounds like shampoo and gives her a try. None of this would be possible without you. So thank you, to every reader, every writer, editor, everyone who works in this field – for loving romance like I do.
What made YOU fall in love with romance? I’d love to know.
And don’t be shy! One commenter will win a print copy of my RED HOT SUMMER anthology with Maya Banks, Elle Kennedy, and Mallery Malone.
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Smutketeers: Tell us a little about what it’s like to be Victoria Janssen. You’ve said that through your writing you like to empower women, usually through unconventional means. Do tell!
Victoria: My mother always told me she wanted me to have more opportunities than she did, and so I’ve lived my life trying to make sure I do things that aren’t traditional for women, and give to myself as well as others. I think that’s really important – too often, women are supposed to be self-sacrificing, and eventually that can eat away at your strength and happiness. To me, empowerment means taking the time to find out who you are and what you need to be happy, and then making sure you have it. If you’ve taken care of yourself first, then it’s much easier to give to others.
In stories, I like to dramatize or exaggerate those ideas. For me, spending an afternoon at a spa is taking care of myself. For the Duchess Camille, it’s summoning the hot young stableboy to get her pregnant. For a werewolf, it might be bloody revenge.
Smutketeers: What is your writing process like? Do you have a daily or weekly word count that you try to meet? Or do you wait until the last minute and write like mad?
Victoria: I am a tortoise, and I’ve learned that keeping track of my daily wordcount helps to not only make progress, but feel like I’m making progress. Also, I can then look back and be reassured when I have slow periods, because I can see that I survived times without writing before; it’s just part of my process.
My pattern at the moment is 1000 words a day, skipping the day I have choir rehearsal. Sometimes I do a little better on Saturday, because I have more time to write.
Smutketeers: What made you write erotica? Was it because you could write sexy group lurvin’ (ahem, the duchess, her maid, the groom, and their lover), wasn’t it? Be honest, now. It can be our little secret. Promise!
Victoria: I first started writing erotica to amuse my friends. We used to write stories in a shared universe. I hadn’t written any really romantic scenes before, and they really, really liked the (pretty tame) one I did. So after that, I wrote more. I continue to write erotica because I seem to be good at it. I also like playing with the genre and seeing where it can take me as far as learning the craft of writing.
Smutketeers: Do you read in the same genre(s) you write?
Victoria: Yes and no. I read a lot of romance but very little erotica. I did read a lot of erotica when I started out writing it, but got a bit burned out. I also read fantasy, science fiction, mystery, and nonfiction.
Smutketeers: You’ve written—and published!—in other genres before. What were they and what made you switch? Which genre or time period is your favorite to write in?
Victoria: I sold some non-erotic fantasy, but I don’t think it was nearly as high quality as I would have liked. I still love science fiction and fantasy; I would probably be writing in those genres now if I hadn’t found I was better at writing (and selling) erotica. I do love writing erotica – I think it’s important to explore that part of our imaginations, and it’s important for feminist reasons as well – but I find it to be a lot more fun when I can include speculative or historical elements, so I haven’t really let go of my genre birthplace.
The Moonlight Mistress was particularly fun for me, since I got to use historical knowledge as well as sneaking science fictional werewolves into my erotica. Different genres, to me, are like chocolate and peanut butter, two great tastes that taste great together.
Smutketeers: You have some truly awesome titles under both of your pen names. Do you come up with them yourself or do your editors pick for you?
Victoria: I titled all of my short stories except for “Twisted Beauty.” I’m still not that happy with “Twisted Beauty” because the original title, “Among the Lilies,” is a lot prettier and more allusive – and I didn’t like using the word “Twisted” for a story about a man in a wheelchair. But I went with what the editor chose.
I love titling stories, even though it can be difficult and frustrating. Often a line from a poem or a quote will stick with me, and emerge from my subconscious just when I need it. “Place, Park, Scene, Dark” is the first line of a song, “By the Light of the Silvery Moon,” the moon making it appropriate for a werewolf story. Single word titles often happen that way, too. “Camera” was named before I consciously had a full sense of the story and its themes. “Wire” was the same. And sometimes I parody other titles. “17 Short Films About Hades and Persephone” came from the film “32 Short Films About Glenn Gould.” “Poppies Are Not the Only Flower” came from Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit, a lesbian novel by Jeanette Winterson; my story is about lesbians during World War One, so I used poppies to indicate that.
Neither of my original titles for my Spice books survived, and I came up with huge lists of alternate titles before they were approved. However, it looks like my third Spice book is going to stay The Duke and the Pirate Queen, which makes me pretty happy.
Smutketeers: You’ve written for a number of publishers in different lengths. Do you have a favorite story length (novel, novella, short story)?
Victoria: I love writing novels best; I love reading novels much more than short stories, and I love being involved in the world of the novel for months at a time. But writing short stories can be a lot of fun, too, and it’s easier to experiment with different styles and points of view when you’re only committed for a few thousand words.
Smutketeers: We know you have a love of music. Do you ever perform in public?
Victoria: I sing in a choir, and we do several concerts every year. I usually have to put my writing aside during concert week, because it can be exhausting as well as fun.
Smutketeers: Name three of your favorite movies of all time.
Victoria: Raiders of the Lost Ark. Singing in the Rain. The Kenneth Branagh version of Henry V.
Smutketeers: If one of your books were made into a movie, which one would you want to see on the big screen the most? More importantly, who would play in the starring roles?
Victoria: I think The Moonlight Mistress would make the better movie of the two. When I was writing up character descriptions for the art department, I actually did give some actors to approximate the look of the characters: Lucilla was Minnie Driver, Pascal was French actor Vincent Perez though less pretty, Tanneken a blonde Audrey Tatou, Noel very Damien Lewis, Crispin a little bit like singer Tom Jones, and Gabriel like a blonde Jude Law. Only not really.
Smutketeers: Tell us about your current release(s) and what you have coming up next.
Victoria: The Moonlight Mistress is just out this month. It’s an erotic novel set during the early days of World War One. And there are werewolves. I’m finishing up the draft of my next Spice novel, The Duke and the Pirate Queen, which is a sequel to The Duchess, Her Maid, The Groom and Their Lover featuring Maxime and Captain Leung.
Smutketeers: Do you have any appearances coming up?
Victoria: I’m having a book launch on December 5th, but that’s it for a while.
http://www.bigbluemarblebooks.com/events.html
I will likely attend Arisia in January.
http://2010.arisia.org
Smutketeers: Where can we find you on the Internet?
Website: www.victoriajanssen.com
Blog: http://victoriajanssen.blogspot.com
I twitter as victoriajanssen
*And now for some quick questions…
~Beach cottage or mountain cabin?
Mountain cabin, with nice fire in fireplace and fuzzy socks. Unless the beach weather is nice and overcast, with a cool ocean-scented breeze.
~Knee high boots or come-fuck-me pumps?
Boots, definitely. Pumps make my feet hurt.
~On men: boxers, briefs, or commando?
Boxers. But commando is also acceptable.
~Werewolf or vampire?
Werewolf.
~Spanker or spankee?
Spanker.
~Blue jeans or pearls?
Blue jeans.
~Voyeur or exhibitionist?
Voyeur.
~Tattoos or piercings?
Piercings.
~Candlelit dinner or moonlight serenade?
Moonlight serenade. If we had dinner first.
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