on Dec 16th, 2009 Do you need a hint about the big prize? Eden has one, and she swears by it. I mean, she LOVES it. She’ll write up a description about it, since it’s so good, it needs a warning label. It’s also great at multi-tasking. Okay that’s all you get.
Now, we sing!
(Tune of Winter Wonderland)
Gotta sing, don’t be shy now
loud and proud, have to try now
Cause it’s time to play, the Smutketeer way,
If you want to win the special prize
Write a verse, fun or dirty
We will all, think it’s purty ;)
A rhyme’s all you need
To finish the deed
And win a gift that’s sure to blow your mind.
If you’ve got some tension that needs easin’, or you want a new year filled with grins
We’ve got just the ticket for this season, so post your verse and let the games begin
Your turn. Just one little verse. Lay it on us. :)
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I’m gonna give it a try.
Nipplie rings are a twisting.
On a plane, the ho’ is mixing.
A kinky sight, we’re horny tonight,
screwing on the first class flight.
Ta Da!!!
That’s my try.
Fallon H.
by fallon hadley December 16th, 2009 at 1:40 pmYAY! Good job!!
by R.G. Alexander December 16th, 2009 at 1:49 pmYou have some mad skillz.
by Feisty December 16th, 2009 at 1:49 pmI learn from the best. I may lurk around but I learn a few things. Hee Hee!
by fallon hadley December 16th, 2009 at 2:04 pmBen Wa Balls all a rollin’
Kaegel muscles keepin ‘em foldin’
Its a juicy sight, for a humpin tonight.
Remember to grip those ropes hold em tight.
Ta da!!
by Armenia December 16th, 2009 at 2:08 pmArmenia, you rock!!! I love it!
by Fallon Hadley December 16th, 2009 at 3:38 pmFantastic job Armenia!
And so far you two get extra points for effort LOL
by R.G. Alexander December 16th, 2009 at 4:00 pm;)
In the bed with Sam and Molly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
‘Tis the season for sexual folly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Out come the toys and off the apparel
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
I’ll be screaming like a cat’s that feral.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Okay, that’s my shot at dirty caroling. lol
Deidre
by Deidre December 16th, 2009 at 4:32 pmWay to go Deidre! You changed the tune LOL-but it totally works. I especially like that you fit the word feral in there. ;)
by R.G. Alexander December 16th, 2009 at 4:42 pmOhmygosh-you guys are awesome! It’s going to be hard to pick a winner!
by edenbradley December 16th, 2009 at 6:04 pmLater on we’ll perspire
by Jennifer Leeland December 16th, 2009 at 6:16 pmAs we screw by the fire
The flogger is nice
So is the ice
Giving gifts the Smutketeers way
k I got stuck but I’ll give you what I got lol
Oh the swats from the paddle is frightful
but the ticklers are so delightful
and since when got pervertables…
lol I tryed
by jennifer mathis December 16th, 2009 at 7:02 pmsorry when is suppose to be we lol
by jennifer mathis December 16th, 2009 at 7:03 pmOh my. I have no creativity whatsoever. Good luck everyone :D
by Natasha A. December 16th, 2009 at 7:16 pmJen L’s really cracked me up. But no creativity on the song front from me :)
by Sabrina Darby December 16th, 2009 at 9:54 pmHave you been naughty or nice, Santa asks
As he bends me over his lap, bottom up
Smack, smack, smack! Santa’s busy at his task
Of teaching me the perils of making him hard!
Sorry, that’s the best I can do!
by Tamsyn T. December 17th, 2009 at 6:00 amI’m not very bright
About rhymes that are light
Their their how-to, I know nothing about
But I’ll give a try and see what come out
Sandie -who really doen’t know anything about rhymes
by Sandie December 17th, 2009 at 6:26 amOMG! Everyone has done a fantastic job.
This is soo much fun. I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.
by fallon hadley December 17th, 2009 at 7:17 amGone away is the good girl
Here to stay is the bad girl
I love to lean over his lap
And take a quick slap
Right on my pretty little ass!
What fun! Very creative ladies…and this is hard!
by Amy M December 17th, 2009 at 9:01 amOops, I did didn’t I? That’s actually just like me to go against the crowd, but I did think it was any holiday tune. lol
Deidre
by Deidre December 17th, 2009 at 9:04 amoh i guess mine was set to let it snow lol
by jennifer mathis December 17th, 2009 at 9:46 am[...] by the chat for excerpts and more! **** And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming, the Smutketeers sing smutty holiday songs for you! Sing back to us and win a [...]
by Smutketeers » Blog Archive » A Little Deviation… December 17th, 2009 at 11:27 amI think everyone who gave this a shot is amazing, whatever the tune in your head. lol
by R.G. Alexander December 17th, 2009 at 11:32 amOk ok…I am kinda cheating, because I am not very creative…so I just changed some words in the lyrics :d
Black whips sing, skin is glistening.
by Natasha A. December 17th, 2009 at 11:42 amNow the cane, hear it whistling.
A beautiful sight.
We’re happy tonight.
Playing in a wicked wonderland.
Yay Natasha! Great job!
by R.G. Alexander December 17th, 2009 at 11:56 amI’m gonna throw in a guess on the prize, I think it’s a rabbit vibe or something of that nature.
Deidre
by Deidre December 17th, 2009 at 11:58 amGreat job, everyone! And has anyone else noticed how popular spanking is? Well, this IS Smutketeers-lol!
by edenbradley December 17th, 2009 at 11:59 amHey everyone-I’m chatting with a BUNCH of author friends on the Samhain Cafe loop today from 1-3PM PST-come on by! And see today’s post for details, as well as my Grand Prize announcement!
Eden :)
Jack’s pants open and to his knees,
Deidre licking at his c**k,
Screaming it’s not nice to tease,
When suddenly she get’s a shock.
She knows one time won’t be enough and she’ll want for more,
He’ll lift her skirt and slide in
before they even get to the floor.
It will be the sweetest of sin.
to the tune of The Christmas song.
Sorry, I couldn’t resist another one. lol
Deidre
by Deidre December 17th, 2009 at 2:45 pmUm, Diedre made me blush.
by R.G. Alexander December 17th, 2009 at 4:07 pm[...] forget about our December GRAND PRIZE! You can read about it here! Just go to the Smutketeers December 16th post and finish RG’s smutty holiday song to enter! A Grand prize winner will be announced on [...]
by Smutketeers » Blog Archive » Happy WINTER SOLSTICE to you!!!! Available now! December 17th, 2009 at 10:49 pmLater on, we’ll perspire,
As we shag by the fire.
To whip unafraid,
That’s the way to get laid
F*&king with a hunky kinda man.
Not too good at ‘dirty verses’, but I think this fits :D
by Ilona December 19th, 2009 at 8:43 amvery creatvie ladies
by kh December 19th, 2009 at 11:47 pmi want candy
iwant candy
candy stick in teh morning and nite
i love yoru sweaty balls at nite
drip on the chocolate
by Anna Shah Hoque December 20th, 2009 at 5:20 pmbring out the cream
rub it in and slip it in
let the fun times begin
lick, suck, nip
by Anna Shah Hoque December 20th, 2009 at 9:36 pmpress and rub against each other
sweat dripping, pulses throbbing
pounding, hurdling towards release
[...] there! Don’t forget about our Smutketeers smutty holiday song contest right here-just see the December 16th Sing Along post to enter! And be sure to check out my December 17th post, A Little Deviation, for an excerpt [...]
by Smutketeers » Blog Archive » Eden is doing JoJo’s Bookcorner Blogmas! December 22nd, 2009 at 11:09 amR.G., what a compliment! I wouldn’t have thought that were possible. lol
Deidre
by Deidre December 24th, 2009 at 6:49 pmGotta try, don’t be shy now
Girls and guys, you know how
But if you want me , please cum with me,
playing in a sexual wonderland
Whips and floggers make you cry now
Different positions we wanna try now
The Kama Sutra we’ll try and toys we will buy, playing in a sexual wonderland
If you’re a good little boy or girl now, Ms. Santa will soon be on her way
And you and I can play all day long,
Playing in a Sexual Wonderland
Mindy :)
by Mina Gerhart December 26th, 2009 at 8:22 amYou all did amazing! I’m proud of the dirty lyrics that we inspired. LOL
We are putting up a new post to announce the winner now!
Thanks again! And hope you had a wonderful holiday. :)
by R.G. Alexander December 28th, 2009 at 7:47 pm