…from our holiday program to tell you that I’ll be chatting on the Samhain Cafe loop today-Thursday, December 17th from 1-3 PST (that’s 4-6 EST) with authors & friends Jenna Bayley-Burke, RG Alexander, Lilli Feisty, Kirsten Saell, Natasha Moore, Ember Case, Julia Knight, RF Long, Nell Dixon, Kimberly Troutte & others TBA to celebrate the release of my erotic novella, WINTER SOLSTICE, Book One in my new Celestial Seductions series! The official release date is tomorrow, the 18th, but there are rumors that it will actually be for sale tonight on the Samhain site, so be sure to check and be the first to get it! (and BTW, while you’re there, check out THE SOUL JAR by Jennifer Colgan-awesome read!).
If you’re not a member of the Samhain cafe Yahoo loop, you can join any time-there are great author chats and prizes each week! I’ll be giving away an e-book to one lucky winner at today’s chat, so be sure to drop by!
Here’s a little peek at WINTER SOLSTICE:
Love with a beautiful stranger isn’t so strange—if you believe in destiny.
Celestial Seductions, Book 1
Clinical psychologist Destiny Walker considers herself far too logical for any of that “soul mate” nonsense. Even if her beloved, dearly departed Nana insisted she was going to meet hers someday. When a sudden downpour sends her ducking into a psychic reader’s storefront—and the woman confirms everything her grandmother said—doubt begins to sneak into the corners of her mind.
A chance meeting—more like a collision—with Superman look-alike Reece Kellan sets off a sexual chemistry reaction the likes of which she’s never felt. She isn’t prone to falling into bed with strangers, but he does things to her body that leave her breathless…and unsure where her pleasure ends and his begins.
And that’s the part that scares the hell out of her…
*This book has been previously published and has been revised and expanded from its original release.
Warning: Dirty sex with a stranger, a little anal play, more dirty sex, sex on the kitchen table, more dirty sex (because really, can you ever get enough?) and even love at first sight—shocking!
Come by the chat for excerpts and more!
And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming, the Smutketeers sing smutty holiday songs for you! Sing back to us and win an awesome prize! Hey-we never did reveal what THE PRIZE is, did we? It’s one of my very favorite things (often sung to the tune of the song from The Sound of Music while using it-trust me, it IS that good!). Yes, it’s the Brookstone TheraSpa Turbo Massager!
This handy, dandy device will give you the orgasm of your life-and I mean mind-blowing, screaming until-your-throat-hurts multiples!
Let me tell you what this lovely machine-induced climax is like: First, do NOT do what I did the first time and hit the Turbo button and notch the power up to ’3′. Start with it on ’1′ and skip the Turbo until you’ve learned to take it. I actually sprained my neck doing this. I am dead serious. Explaining my injury to my boss was…interesting. (I lied, of course). So, you have to use the little roller-ball end. There are different textures on each side, but trust me, this is by far the best, whether you’re male or female. (Another warning-do NOT use any of the flat, textured sides on your male partner’s testicles, even if he thinks he wants to try it. My guy asked for it and it turned out to be a huge mistake. He said, and I quote, ‘It’s like being punched in the balls by a baby”. Just not sexy.).
So, lower the gadget between your thighs to your most sensitive spot and just roll it back and forth a little. The first thing that happens is all the blood will drain from your head, so be sure to do this lying down. With your neck well-braced by pillows. Your face may go a bit numb, and you may get the giggles from the fast endorphin release. For me, it’s usually 0-60 in about 1 minute flat, but you can draw it out longer, if you like. Your hands and feet may go numb, but don’t worry about this-just lie back and enjoy-and be prepared to scream. For about 3 minute straight. If you can take it that long, it’s definitely the gift that keeps on giving!
It works pretty much the same way on men, too-including the screaming multiples, which are pretty rare for guys. Again, make sure he’s lying down, and use the roller ball on his most sensitive spot-just a slight rolling motion, and you can try pressing down with it, making the vibration go really deep. I’m sure each of us, male and female, will have a unique special spot, motion and amount of pressure so take some time to find it. Then, be prepared to make some noise! If you have nosy neighbors, live with parents or kids, a gag may be in order. I kid you not. And have a nice hot cup of tea after-my throat is usually sore. Seriously.
Oh-and it’s also a really great massager!
This is an amazing, life-changing prize, so be sure to enter!
The Grand Prize will be given out on December 28th (the day I return from my holiday trip), so you’ll have to check back for the winner’s name-but that also gives you more time to get creative and enter!
Meanwhile, I’ll be giving away a couple of e-books today to a few lucky winners totally at random-lol!