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Winners!
by R.G. Alexander on May 28th, 2010 5 Comments »

You are all wonderful! I love our Smutkedettes! :)

The winner of a $10 MBAM gift certificate is…..Heather!!! YAY!

The winner of an ebook from my backlist is….Bonnie H!! WOOHOO!

AND

Just because I am highly susceptible to flattery ;) the OTHER winner of an ebook from my backlist is….Dawn Vaeoso!!

Send me an email- r.g.alexander@hotmail.com and I will get everyones prizes out to them. Thank you all again. Many of you have mentioned you’ve never read this genre before (to be honest most of us have never written it lol) But I know WE had a blast stepping out of our comfort zone, and I hope you have fun, or had fun, reading it.

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL

The Priestess Is Out! And Contest!
by R.G. Alexander on May 24th, 2010 16 Comments »

The last book in the Wasteland series-The Priestess-is out right now, available to purchase at MBAM !! Tomorrow it will be available everywhere, even on Amazon
I’ll give you the blurb and then the contest

Damn the rules, damn the gods…even if he has to share her, she belongs to him.
Wasteland, Book 4

High Priestess Xian has followed the Path of the Peaceful Sun since she was chosen at birth. Yet the joy she receives from helping others is overshadowed by her growing belief that the world they live in is…wrong.

At a crossroads, unsure of her ability to do her job—unsure of anything—she journeys to the ruins of the old city, hoping to uncover secrets that will give her clarity. Instead she finds the path to her goal clouded by an unexpected desire for her handsome guard, Hel, and for the battered stranger they find along the way.

Hel can’t prevent Xian from reaching out to the mysterious Siraj, but there is danger in allowing him to stay. Siraj belongs to no caste, follows no rules but his own. And Xian’s fascination with him makes Hel’s blood boil. No one can know that Hel has always loved her, or the secret he’s kept hidden for years. But Siraj’s advances and Xian’s curiosity force Hel to cross lines he never before dared…

Warnings
The word of the day is Voyeurism. Oh, and explicit sex with two men and one previously repressed High Priestess. Bi ménage, anal sex, oral sex, kissing, licking, rimming, author blushing …so you know it must be good.

CONTEST
This is it-the big finale. Where the rubber meets the road. If you haven’t gotten the other books in the Wasteland series you should-as with most situations-we are more fun as a foursome. ;) With that thought in mind, I’m offering a $10 MBAM gift card to the winner of this contest-just in case. I’ll add a copy of any ebook from my backlist to a second winner if they mention they want it in a post.

What you must do. Go out, you sexy smutkadettes, and spread the word! Blog about the Wasteland series in general, about my book Tweet or FB or review on Goodreads (yes reviewers can enter too wink) Even tell a friend about us. Whatever you want. Leave a link and let us know on the blog. And I will pick a winner on Friday!

I know, I’m shameless. But you secretly love it.

Let’s Recap, Shall We? The Final Wasteland Story Is On The Way!
by R.G. Alexander on May 23rd, 2010 5 Comments »

The Smutketeers meet, fall madly in friendly, smutty love and decide to save the world (from boredom and blushing). They have telephone 4-ways. Lots of them. They create a blog. It’s so much fun they decide to write a continuity series together where, instead of saving the world, they plot its demise and renewal.

This month of May has been all Wasteland, all the time, each week a new story, all different, all connected by the same past tragedy, the same restrictive rules. Oh and contests. We’ve had a few of those. ;)
Let’s recap, shall we?

The Wanderer-by Crystal Jordan
This story opens up the reader’s eyes to a whole new world. Kadira and Ezra’s chemistry burn up the pages, not to mention what happens when they bring more people into their bed. The Wasteland comes alive in a wild post apocalyptic way that reveals a tribal community with technological know how and a lot of…um…interesting customs. RT Book Reviews gave it 4 stars and said, “Anyone who loves to read about new worlds, fierce warriors, and hot sex needs to get this story!”
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The Whore-by Lilli Feisty
You may think the title says it all. And its true, no one does in your face gritty like our Feisty, but there is a lot of vulnerability, humor, and yes, man on man while a woman is watching love as well. Feisty takes us to the edges of city life. The darker edges. Shows us that there is more to this Wasteland than meets the eye. And she shows us pirates…I mean…pirates for heaven’s sake. RT gave her 4 stars as well, calling The Whore ” a quick, sexy read with just a touch of action. “
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The Breeder-by Eden Bradley
Nitara brings us into the heart of Kroy Wen, the sacred Temple. She shows us civilization-the fragile, barely hidden barbarity of it. And she shows us that when love is involved, acts of great courage are still possible, even in the Wasteland. (And yes, you heathens, she also shows us dirty nookie and threesomes and man on man love.) Her RT review isn’t up yet, but I have a feeling the sensual journey will be a big hit.
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The Priestess-by RG Alexander
The final book gets to touch base with each of the worlds. Most closely intertwined with Eden Bradley’s Breeder, it starts in the Temple. But Xian, The High Priestess, comes into contact with pirates, thieves, and Wanderers. Hel, her Sun Guard, has a past with them as well. When Xian goes off to discover the truth about the world shes living in, why she doesn’t have all the answers as High Priestess, she takes Hel along and they discover the addictive taste of freedom.

I’m very excited about The Priestess (Coming out this Tuesday the 25th at Samhain) , but I have to warn you, if you REALLY want to get the most out of it, you should read the other 3 Wasteland books, starting with Crystal Jordan’s.
And yes-I will have a contest tomorrow. :)

Who’s Dark & Who’s Dirty? Contest winners announced!
by edenbradley on May 23rd, 2010 6 Comments »

I’m here to announce the winners of my Dark or Dirty contest! I have to say, I was so proud of the way you all came clean about your…proclivities…*G*
So-the Dark winner is…………
Courtney!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the Dirty winner is………..
Dana M!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just contact me at: eden_bradley@yahoo.com and I’ll email your prizes. Dana M gets a copy of my dirty BDSM book, BREAKING SKYE, (and I’ll let you in on a little secret-this one is based on a true story…)-just put Breaking Skye winner in the subject line. Courtney gets a copy of my dark vampire futuristic menage story, THE SEEKING KISS, Book One in the Midnight Playground series! Just put The Seeking Kiss Winner in the subject line.
Congrats to you both!
Meanwhile, the month long celebration of our Wasteland series continues! The first three books, Crystal Jordan’s THE WANDERER, Lilli Feisty’s THE WHORE, and my book, THE BREEDER, are all available now at Samhain and through Amazon, as well as other online outlets, and R.G. Alexander’s book, THE PRIESTESS, the one that ties it all up (so this one is a MUST read if you’ve read anything else in the series!), will be out next Tuesday, May 25th!
Have you downloaded our wallpaper tapestry of all our covers in one connected image?

Have you joined our Smutketeers Yahoo group? Have you watched our book trailer? So much to do, so little time…

THE BREEDER is out Today!!!
by edenbradley on May 17th, 2010 25 Comments »

My story in the Smutketeers’ Wasteland anthology, Book Three: THE BREEDER, was supposed to release tomorrow, but it’s out now! Buy it now at MBAM or on Amazon! To celebrate, I’m posting an excerpt and having a contest because Yay! for free stuff! Here we go…

In 2012, the world came to a grinding halt as radiation hit from a massive solar storm. Crops died, animals perished, cities fell and humans became little more than beasts themselves. Under the threat of starvation, civility was reduced to mere memory. Only the strongest men survived, and physically weaker women and children wasted to nothingness.

More than a century later, humanity struggles in the desert Wasteland that was left. The solar radiation rendered most women infertile, and the population dwindles more with each year that passes. Scattered up and down coasts, isolated cities eke out an existence from fishing, foraging and hunting for what little game remains. Outside the city walls, men face the threat of pirates and raiders.

Few women remain, divided into four classes—Wanderers, Whores, Breeders and Priestesses. They are as reviled as they are worshiped, a commodity any man must pay to touch.

There is only one rule in the Wasteland—survive.

Book One: THE WANDERER — Crystal Jordan, May 4, 2010
Book Two: THE WHORE — Lilli Feisty, May 11, 2010
Book Three: THE BREEDER — Eden Bradley, May 18, 2010
Book Four: THE PRIESTESS — R.G. Alexander, May 25, 2010

THE BREEDER, Book Three in the Wasteland Series

Destined to serve the desires of an entire city, all she wants is one man. Or maybe two…

Wasteland, Book 3

Born to the Temple, Nitara knows the Great Goddess’s plan for her: to bring life into what is left of an arid and wasted Earth. Since puberty she has been trained to arouse and titillate, to ensure the continuation of the human race.
As is the custom, the man captured for her is strong of blood, though considered little more than a wild animal. Yet when she looks into his eyes, she sees no primitive creature, but the man whose face and hands haunt her sensual dreams.
For Akaash, a hunter and warrior, it’s his shame that he will be sacrificed to a goddess he doesn’t believe in, for a people who are not his own, leaving behind his Wanderer clan—and his bonded lover, Dhatri. Locked in the bowels of the Temple, he has a month to ponder his fate, all while falling helplessly under the spell of the virgin temptress who will soon take his life.
With each tortuously erotic encounter, however, Akaash realizes that Nitara is as much a prisoner as he. If he can just get a message out to Dhatri, there may be a slim chance both of them can escape…

Warning: Sexual acts in a prison cell, by the sea, in the desert, on an altar, with every possible combination of dirty deeds between two men and one very lucky woman, and all of it hot enough to melt sand! And her panties. If she were wearing any.

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!!!!!!!WARNING! X-Rated Excerpt Ahead!!!!!!!

“Do something for me now, Nitara.”
“I will do whatever you ask.”
“Give me your pleasure.”
She smiled, light filling her heart. He wanted from her the one thing she was able to give.
She stripped her robe off and stood close to the iron bars. His gaze was hungry as she stroked her palms over her belly, her thighs, her breasts.
“Yes, draw out your nipples as I would with my tongue, could I reach you. Ah, beautiful. I’ve never seen anyone so beautiful, Nitara.”
She shivered, holding the hardening flesh of her nipples between her fingers, stroking, pulling on them. Pleasure suffused her. Her clitoris grew hard, needy. The anticipation of awaiting his instruction was strange and thrilling.
“Tell me what you want, Akaash.”
“Part your thighs for me so that I can see your lovely cunt. So pink…I can see how wet you are. I need to taste you again, Nitara.”
She slipped her fingers into her slick juices. She was shaking with need as she held a trembling hand between the bars that separated them, held her damp fingers to his lips, as she had done before. He leaned forward, took her fingers between his lush lips, and sucked.
“Ah, Akaash…”
Pleasure was like the sun, burning into her skin, arcing through her body.
He let her fingers go, but she couldn’t pull away. Instead, she explored the contours of his face, tracing over his mouth, his beard-stubbled chin, finding a long scar on his cheek. It only made him more beautiful, somehow, that he had survived hardship.
He turned his face and kissed her fingers as he had done before, lingering kisses, his lips soft on her skin. She turned her hand over, and he pressed his mouth to her palm. Her heart fluttered in her chest.
She felt stunned by his touch. Immobilized.
“Nitara,” he whispered, his breath warm on her palm. “Come for me.”
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And now for my Dark or Dirty contest!
This week I’ll give away two prizes, but you have to tell me if you’re Dark or Dirty. If you’re Dark, you could win a copy of my vampire story, THE SEEKING KISS, Book One in my Midnight Playground Series (Book Two, BLOODSONG, is coming soon!). If you’re Dirty, you could win a copy of my BDSM novella, BREAKING SKYE. You can read about both books on my website. Just post here on the Smutketeers blog this week. I’ll choose and announce the winners next Sunday night (May 23rd).
Speaking of my website, I just it redesigned to match the site for my new persona, Eve Berlin! My first Eve book, PLEASURE’S EDGE, a BDSM novel for Berkley Heat, will be out in October! Eve will be here to blog about it in the fall, so stay tuned. Meanwhile, take a peek at my new website!
You can browse all of my books, see what’s coming up next, and hop over to my Eve Berlin site to see what’s new with my evil twin.
Be sure to check back here for the contest winners, and for the release of the last book in the series, R.G.’s THE PRIESTESS, next week! You can find the entire Wasteland series at Samhain, and you can buy THE BREEDER there, or on Amazon!

All for Smut, and Smut for All!

Dirty Talk-And Feisty’s Winner
by R.G. Alexander on May 15th, 2010 3 Comments »

Come talk to The Smutketeers this evening at the Samhain Cafe !

We will be giving things away and stirring up trouble. As usual ;)

The Winner of Feisty’s contest is Anna Shah Hoque! YAY Anna!! Feisty will send you a copy of The Whore as soon as she gets back from a rather unexpected sojourn in the badlands. ;)

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!

Winners for The Wanderer
by Crystal Jordan on May 13th, 2010 4 Comments »

I know I said I’d only have one winner, but I decided, what the heck? Let’s do more than one! So…I picked:

Cassandra Jade
Andrea Becraft
Beth C.

I’ll send you each an email about your prize. Thanks to everyone for entering, and congrats to my winners!

Buy THE WHORE Now!
by edenbradley on May 11th, 2010 10 Comments »

The Smutketeers continues with our Wasteland continuity series with the release of Lilli Feisty’s THE WHORE, Book Two in our series, out from Samhain Publishing today!

Wasteland: The Whore by Lilli Feisty

Her quest for freedom plunges her into dangerous waters…of desire.


Book One, Crystal Jordan’s THE WANDERER, is still available, Eden Bradley’s story, Book Three, THE BREEDER, and R.G. Alexander’s story, Book Four, THE PRIESTESS, will be out in the coming weeks, so be sure to read the whole series!

A Wasteland story.

Bryn is a “Rose”, but her life is no garden. A stolen child, prostitution is the only life she’s ever known—except on the nights she sneaks out in stolen men’s clothing to explore the city. A tiny taste of freedom that makes her long for a life outside sexual servitude, at the mercy of any man who can pay.

Xander remembers no other home except his pirate ship, smuggling weapons or anything else for a fee. He’s been happy with his life and his lover, Hawke…until he rescues who he thinks is a young man from robbers.

Figuring she can blend in with the crew, Bryn jumps at the chance to escape the Brothel. Then she discovers Xander and Hawke have a taste for pretty boys—and that she has a taste for them. In their arms, she embraces their incredible gift: control of her own sexuality.

Though women are considered bad luck at sea, Xander isn’t of a mind to give her up. Yet the time is drawing near when the ship must return to Wasteland to resupply. And what awaits them there is a danger that could tear them apart.

Warning: Contains hot pirates, bad boys, pretty boys, lots of three-way pirate sex, a woman spanking a pirate with a rare-wood paddle, a glass dildo used on a pirate—have we mentioned the pirates?

Buy it here!

CONTEST!!!!!!!!

To celebrate the release of my Wasteland book I’m giving away a FREE copy of THE WHORE! That’s right, a free WHORE for one lucky winner! Just post here with the names of the heroines in each of the four Wasteland books-you can find the info by going to the Samhain site, or by checking out each of our websites. I’ll announce the winner here on Friday.

**Eden dropping by to tell you all about Crystal’s RT Reviews blog interview, up today (Wednesday the 11th), talking about her book in the Wasteland series-see it here! Feisty’s will be up on Friday! And they also have a video interview with the Smutketeers from the recent RT Convention, talking about our series. Check it out!
More blog posts coming from myself and R.G. on the RT Reviews blog next week, plus reviews of all our books-Crystal’s THE WANDERER got a 4 star review!

Contest!
by Crystal Jordan on May 8th, 2010 24 Comments »

It’s been a crazy week coming down off the rush of RT, so I completely forgot about posting a contest to win my new book, Wasteland: The Wanderer. Since, I’m easy…I’m going to make this simple for you. Post a comment here between now and next Thursday, and you’ll have a shot at winning a copy of my book. If you’ve already bought it…First, I love you! Second, you can pick any other Samhain book off my backlist as your prize. So, you’re still eligible for goodies if you’ve already bought the book. Comment anyway!

Here’s what it’s about…and isn’t the cover just pretty? I lurv it!

Wasteland: The Wanderer by Crystal Jordan

Love is the most dangerous experiment of all.

There is only one rule in the Wasteland: survive.

The few remaining women are as reviled as they are worshipped, a commodity any man must pay to touch. And to touch a Wanderer, he may pay with his life.

For Ezra, the risk is worth the reward. People speak his name with the same reverent terror reserved for ancient wrathful gods, but he must always be ready to fend off those who would take what’s his. And what he wants to be his is Kadira.

Kadira, adopted after she witnessed the slaughter of her devoted parents, has vowed never to love or need anyone. It seems only fitting that she, an outsider, accept Ezra’s demand in trade for the fuel technology her clan needs—but her deep, unexpected need for him is the torture she’s fought all her life to avoid. Worse, the greater her wrath, the more he seems to like it.

Ezra’s mercenary half delights at having the warrior woman in his arms. His scientist half can’t resist the urge to see what makes her react—and what makes her explode.

The real experiment: if the bond they forge is strong enough to make her want to stay.

Warning: Threesomes, foursomes, boy on boy, girl on girl, boy on boy on girl, voyeurism, exhibitionism, sex at knifepoint, anal sex, ritual orgies, and, well…it’s just a really dirty book.

Wasteland: The Wanderer
by Crystal Jordan on May 4th, 2010 8 Comments »

Wasteland: The Wanderer by Crystal Jordan

Love is the most dangerous experiment of all.

There is only one rule in the Wasteland: survive.

The few remaining women are as reviled as they are worshipped, a commodity any man must pay to touch. And to touch a Wanderer, he may pay with his life.

For Ezra, the risk is worth the reward. People speak his name with the same reverent terror reserved for ancient wrathful gods, but he must always be ready to fend off those who would take what’s his. And what he wants to be his is Kadira.

Kadira, adopted after she witnessed the slaughter of her devoted parents, has vowed never to love or need anyone. It seems only fitting that she, an outsider, accept Ezra’s demand in trade for the fuel technology her clan needs—but her deep, unexpected need for him is the torture she’s fought all her life to avoid. Worse, the greater her wrath, the more he seems to like it.

Ezra’s mercenary half delights at having the warrior woman in his arms. His scientist half can’t resist the urge to see what makes her react—and what makes her explode.

The real experiment: if the bond they forge is strong enough to make her want to stay.

Warning: Threesomes, foursomes, boy on boy, girl on girl, boy on boy on girl, voyeurism, exhibitionism, sex at knifepoint, anal sex, ritual orgies, and, well…it’s just a really dirty book.

Buy it here!