on Jul 12th, 2010 Ever seen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? You know. Disney, Dick Van Dyke, Toot Sweets?
If you know it then you know this song
Awww. Aren’t they cute? Two little pure, sweet children singing. How, you must be thinking to yourselves, could RG have possibly named a dirty dirty foursome after such a sugary song?
Well, I am a Smutketeer, right?
I can’t help it, I’m a petite and innocent flower. I sing Disney songs. I write foursomes. I’m complex. ;)
When I decided to write about 3 chefs and one really lucky PR lady…I honestly couldn’t think of any other name. Here’s a pic and blurb
Scrumptious as a cherry peach parfait…or a sinfully kinky foursome.
Available now at MBAM!
The popular cooking show, Brunch with Laura, is T.S. Larkin’s brainchild. Rather, it was. Because her boss couldn’t keep it in his pants, Truly’s unemployed and not sure what to do with herself. When a juicy tip leads her to the best-kept secret in Denver—three mouthwatering chefs whose restaurant image needs a makeover—her PR instincts start tingling. And her imagination simmers with private fantasies.
Ever since the last woman he, Clay and Louis shared nearly ruined everything, Nate has worked hard to get things back in order. Truly’s ideas could rescue their business, but her non-stop curves, luscious lips and cherry-on-top hair are a sure-fire recipe for another disaster.
But when the ingredients are right, the reaction is inevitable. A kiss in the walk-in explodes into a wild night of indulging Truly’s every sweet and spicy whim. She is the missing ingredient for the perfect foursome. Except Nate is suddenly not so sure he’s willing to let the others lick the spoon, much less share.
Warning: Explicit sex, bisexual ménage, delicious recipes, sexy chefs who like to share. Threesomes, foursomes, kinky food tastings, excessive use of shower toys and chocolate… Hungry yet?
But those cute kids…and that sweet song….how can I live with that? There’s only one thing to do-change the lyrics
Truly Scrumptious, her name is Truly Scrumptious
Blame her mom and dad what can I say?
Nate and Louis, and Clay, desire her
Honest, Truly
why do you need THREE admirers? (I’m jealous)
Truly Scrumptious, though they might be presumptuous
you’ll enjoy it day and night and daaaaay.
Their boundless lust’s unruly
Because they want you Truly
Honest, Truly, they do
(now one for her fellas)
Truly Scrumptious
Those three are truly scrumptious
Candied man meat in a HAWT flambe
Sinful, sexy, they’re too delicious
Honest, Truly
they’re the answer to MY wishes.
Truly Scrumptious, your man banquet is sumptuous
Do you want to share? You sure? I’ll paaaaaaaaaaaaay
I feel all hot and drooly, because I want them Truly
Honest, Truly, I do.
Sorry-lol-got a little carried away. Now where was I? Oh yes, a contest. I have 3 prizes. An ebook from my backlist, a signed print copy of Twilight Guardian, and a ten dollar amazon gift card.
I’m easy (don’t go there) All you have to do to enter is post here and if you’d like, blog/twitter/facebook about Truly and our contest here at Smutketeers. I’ll pick the winner on Friday.
I may choose more than one, and who knows…there may be chocolate in it for ya. *wink*
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I definitely enjoyed your version waaay more
*posted on facebook http://www.facebook.com/people/Anna-Shah-Hoque/767402866
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by Anna Shah Hoque July 12th, 2010 at 6:13 pmAnna
sounds very hot
by kh July 12th, 2010 at 11:36 pmlove it lol
congrats on teh book
hot cover
Have seen the movie but your version is definitely inspiring!
by Tamsyn July 13th, 2010 at 1:38 amI can’t WAIT to read this one!!! It sounds SOOO HAWT…I hope I don’t melt. LOL
by Courtney S July 13th, 2010 at 6:21 amOh no, I can’t do it! I can’t watch the Chitty-chitty-bang-bang children in that video and then look at the Scrumptious cover.
Congrats on the release!
by Jeannie Lin July 13th, 2010 at 10:00 amoh you know I got to get this book
by jennifer mathis July 13th, 2010 at 10:04 amI tweeted http://twitter.com/meandicorner/status/18451725561
Happy release day, RG!
Tweeted here:
by Fedora July 13th, 2010 at 10:16 amhttp://twitter.com/flchen1
Love your lyrics
And if you are giving out chocolate too, then I want in on the contest 
by Ilona July 13th, 2010 at 10:40 amI love the song!! I have to get this book. The cover is awesome and well I just love all your books.
by Desiree July 13th, 2010 at 11:26 amAwesome smutty song-one of my favorite things! Congrats on the new release, RG! More smut for our Smutkedettes!
by edenbradley July 13th, 2010 at 11:52 amOkay I would personally like to thank you for getting that song stuck in my head
Congradulations on the new book. I love the cover. Okay I want to lick them all. SHHHHH don’t tell the husband. LOL.
Oh wait go ahead sorry hubby can’t cook and if I get to eat and lick I’m in heaven.
Congrats on the new realease. I would wish you many sales but with that cover. And the blurb you so don’t need it cause its a sure win.
~~*Drea*~~
by Andrea Becraft July 13th, 2010 at 12:04 pmdreabecraft520(@)aol.com
Candied Man Meat, R.G.!!! This is possibly my favorite phrase of all time. Can’t wait to read the new book…chefs are HOT! Maybe I’ll replace your sexy characters with my three favorite sexy tv chefs…Tyler Florence, Gordon Ramsey and Paula Deen’s Sons (I know they aren’t chefs and there are two of them but it’s my fantasy!!!)
Best of luck and I’ll be sure to share your link on my facebook page…also I’ll review it on my Goodreads site! Dana
by Dana July 13th, 2010 at 12:08 pmRG, I’m going to be hearing your little song replayed over and over now. I loved it, but…
Your “Truly Scrumptious” sounds fantastic and I can’t wait to read it.
Sandie
by Sandie July 13th, 2010 at 12:24 pmCongrats on the new release, R.G. I’ve never seen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I might have to rent it.
by Jane July 13th, 2010 at 2:42 pmSuch a naughty, innocent, petite little flower…
Congrats on release day sweetie!
by Karen Erickson July 13th, 2010 at 4:16 pmCongrats on the new release! Can’t wait to read it. What a way to combine some of favorite things, chefs, hot men and sex!
Love the song too!
by Maria July 13th, 2010 at 4:23 pmI love the song better now. Good luck with your book.
lorettaC
lbcanton@verizon.net
by lorettaC July 13th, 2010 at 4:24 pmMe, too, Loretta! *G*
by edenbradley July 13th, 2010 at 4:27 pmCan not wait to read this. Love all your books.
Congrats on the release
by Colleen July 13th, 2010 at 4:40 pmI remember that song >>
And chocolate sounds delicious.
But a foursome sounds yummy too.
Very excited to read this book that sounds so sizzling hot.
by Ana Ovi July 13th, 2010 at 7:21 pmThe best part about reading your books is wallowing in the TRULY
original concepts. Congratulations on your release. I look forward to a free day for pleasure-reading. :)
by Emily Ryan-Davis July 13th, 2010 at 10:23 pmThe book sounds great. Can’t wait to read it.
by Beth C. July 13th, 2010 at 11:09 pmCongrats on the release.
I loved the excerpt and have been waiting for it to be released. I can’t figure out why Amazon doesn’t have it available yet. Congrats on the release!!
by savonna July 14th, 2010 at 4:05 amCongrats on the new release.
by Elaine G July 14th, 2010 at 8:29 amThis book sounds really hot and so is that cover.
Love the lyrics you wrote
I am so loving the Smutketeers. I started reading your books last week and I can’t get enough. Between all the authors I have so far downloaded 14 books to my Kindle. My fantasy level has gone way up and my husband is also enjoying the new me
! Can’t wait to read this book, men cooking is the sexiest.
by Ivelisse July 14th, 2010 at 9:50 amYou are all awesome! Loving the responses :)
And glad you liked Candied Man Meat! lol
by R.G. Alexander July 14th, 2010 at 10:32 amLoved your take on the song! You already know I LOVE all you books as well as the rest of the Smutketeers :) and I can’t wait to read this one as well. Looking forward to Possess Me in August as well.
by Dawn July 14th, 2010 at 12:25 pmThe new story sounds great! Sex and food are a combustible combination. I tweeted the book/contest here…http://twitter.com/jone402/status/18542888059
by Joder July 14th, 2010 at 12:29 pmI effing love you!
by Feisty July 14th, 2010 at 3:00 pmGreat cover! And you got me at chocolate!
by cories July 14th, 2010 at 3:00 pmAbout to start this book right now, love your work!!
by Alisha July 14th, 2010 at 4:02 pmJust finished it R.G.
And I am in love! Really are we going to get to here more about the Thrilling Threesome?
I think Louis and Clay (who is my fav) need a story too.
heres my review: http://dreasreviews.wordpress.com/2010/07/14/truly-scrumptious-by-r-g-alexander/
Have a great day sweets. I am off to drool over your lick worthy cover
~~~*Drea*~~~
by Andrea Becraft July 14th, 2010 at 4:12 pmbook sounds hot and toasty worm with three guys and your in the middle you will be toasty worm.
sasluvbooks(at)yahoo.com
by Stacey A Smith July 14th, 2010 at 11:40 pmEveryone is so excited about Clay! Well, all three guys are pretty exciting…:)
by Eden Bradley July 15th, 2010 at 10:23 amAnd for those of you who want more sexy food stories, my novel FORBIDDEN FRUIT is available on Amazon and other online sources in both print and e-book-the hero is a chef, and there may be a bit of lovely food fetish in there…whipped cream and chocolate and honey…*G*
Eden :)
Oh yeah-Forbidden Fruit-AWESOME!
by R.G. Alexander July 15th, 2010 at 10:25 amGoodness this sounds just delectable! Please enter me, and I have posted you up at my place too.
Thanks!
by Miranda July 15th, 2010 at 1:43 pm