on Dec 19th, 2010 Winners will be announced shortly. But for now-I put together the whole song for you to sing. :)
The 1st Dirty Day of Xmas, from Smutketeers to you- A brand new Smutketeer to looooove.
The next Dirty Day of Xmas, thought I was seeing two- a pair of fuzzy handcuffs, and a brand new Smutketeer to loooooove.
The 3rd Dirty Day of Xmas, ménage a trios pour vous, chocolate body painting, red fuzzy handcuffs, and a brand new Smutketeer to looooove.
The 4th Dirty Day of Xmas, oh can I have one too? A sassy feather tickler, chocolate flavored goodness, handcuffs red and fuzzy and a brand new Smutketeer to looooove.
The 5th Dirty Day of Xmas, to this you’ll say, “I do”
FIIIIIIVE GOOOLDEEEEN RIIIIINGS (hold the note) okay its actually only one but it vibrates and it’s for a man’s…you knooooow. :) one feather tickler, sticky chocolate art, bondage just for fun—and a brand new Smutketeer to loooooove.
The 6th Dirty Day of Xmas, Feisty’s here it’s true. A bullet for her pleasure
Viiiibrating Cock Riiiiiing
Tickle me with this, paint me with that, bondage just for fun—and a brand new Smutketeer to looooooove.
7th Dirty Day of Xmas, do you see what I do? A mask to match the handcuffs, bullet vibe from Feisty
Viiiiibrating Cock Riiiiiiing
Feather ticklin’s fun, painting chocolate buns, handcuffs for your hon—and a brand new Smutketeer to looooooove.
The 8th Dirty Day of Xmas, Larissa we love you. Kama sutra oil, a mask that’s made of satin, bullet vibe from Feisty
Viiiiiibrating Cock Riiiiiing
Don’t tickle me there, Chocolate’s in my hair, handcuffed to the chair—and a brand new Smutketeer to loooooove
The 9th Dirty Day of Xmas, now we have something blue, a shower toy with suction, sweet oil for massaging, mask that’s not for sleeping, bullet vibe from Feisty
Viiiiibrating Cock Riiiiing
Feathers get me hot, chocolate hits the spot, handcuffs don’t unknot—and a brand new Smutketeer to loooooove.
The 10th Dirty Day of Xmas, the ends nearly in view, anal beads for starters, blue shower dildo, kama sutra oil, masks are pretty kinky, bullet vibes are Feisty
Viiiiibrating Cock Riiiiiing
Role play as a maid, chocolate gets men laid, I will be obeyed—and a brand new Smutketeer to looooove.
11th Dirty Day of Xmas, are you still there, yoohoo?
Santa wears a g-string, anal beads are pretty, when you’re in the shower, washin’ off massage oil, blinded by the satin, using Feisty’s bullet
Viiiiibrating Cock Riiiiing (that never gets old)
Feather tickled hips, cocoa flavored lips, who forgot the whips?—and a brand new Smutketeer to looooooove.
Last Dirty Day of Xmas, with this we say adieu—a 12 pack of flavors, g-string small and sparkly, beads to wear in private, seven inches of blue, please let me massage you, mask to match the handcuffs, bullet vibe from Feisty
Viiiiibrating Cock Riiiing
Feather tickler play, eat me everyday, make sure I don’t stray—and a brand new Smutketeer to loooooooooove
Thank you all for being a part of our special holiday celebration!
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This was so much fun!! :) RG your song was awesome!!
One day I wanna win one of your little ditties with my name! :)
KittyKelly
by Kelly Thrash December 19th, 2010 at 8:09 amI’m going to sing the whole song at work tomorrow…that should shake things up!
Thanks for the fun time; I enjoyed it.
by Tracey D December 19th, 2010 at 8:23 amI had to refrain myself from singing it outlouad lol. Kids might not find it as funny as i do
Thanks for the wonderful contest!
~~*Drea*~~
by Drea Becraft December 19th, 2010 at 8:24 amThanks for the great contest! Good luck everyone!
by Amy S. December 19th, 2010 at 8:38 amAwesome, RG! I can sing this out loud right now, before the kids get home from their grandmother’s ;) Thanks to all you Smutketeers and friends for a delightful 12 days!
by Fedora December 19th, 2010 at 9:09 amThat a great song R.G.
by Michelle C. December 19th, 2010 at 10:23 amMichelle
Its not gonna win an award or anything lol-but I do give myself bonus points for fitting in the really dirty stuff. Okay that sounded dirty too.
I’ll be quiet now lol
Thanks!!
by R.G. Alexander December 19th, 2010 at 10:27 amNo need to stop we like it when you are dirty!
KittyKelly
by Kelly Thrash December 19th, 2010 at 10:28 amI just sung it to my hubs and he said that’s why you spend time on the computer strange people just like you lol I think its a compliament .
by jennifer mathis December 19th, 2010 at 10:37 amLOVE our smutty X-mas song-thank you RG! My favorite lines are:
“Don’t tickle me there, Chocolate’s in my hair, handcuffed to the chair…”
“Role play as a maid, chocolate gets men laid, I will be obeyed…”
And I love this:
by Eden Bradley December 19th, 2010 at 10:48 am“beads to wear in private”
heeheeheeheeheeeeeee!
Check back in a few-we’ll be announcing our 12 lucky winners-woohooooo!!!
Can’t sing it out loud, though I really wanted to. I think the kids and hubby would be speechless!!!! Hehe!!!
WELL DONE!!!!
Valerie
by Valerie December 19th, 2010 at 10:58 amin Germany
This was a lot of fun. The song makes me smile every time. lol
by Karin T December 19th, 2010 at 11:57 amLove it RG! Sang it for mom n hospital made her laugh n shit hit me lol. Great contests and happy to have found some new authors to check out :)
by Dawn December 19th, 2010 at 5:09 pmRG, I (ahem) majored in poetry in college (blush). Your song ROCKS. I thank you for the fact that “Vibraaaaaating cock ring” will be running through my head for the rest of the year. xoxox
by Miranda Baker December 19th, 2010 at 7:01 pm