Smutketeers


Smutketeers Age Backward :)
by R.G. Alexander on Jan 8th, 2011 leave a response

That is my new decree. That means today I am one year younger! Yay! Follow me through this beautiful land of delusion and there might be a contest after *wink*

It is 2011. Just saying that number is tripping me out almost as much as my age…if I weren’t aging backwards that is. 2011. Where are the transporters and floating cars? Where is that dip or pill that instantly makes your wrinkles and cellulite disappear? Or the computers with personality who smart mouth you while you take a shower that dyes your hair and changes your eye color for the day (thats from an old Lindsey book)

Your birthday is also a time for review. Was it only 2008 that my first books came out?

My Temptation Unveiled Series (Lifting the Veil was the very first story I ever finished-and no-the series is not done-thats one of my resolutions for the New Year)

Lifting the Veil Blurb:

When Meru Tanner receives a mysterious birthday present, The Book of Veils, her world is turned upside down. Now she’s “seeing” things that aren’t supposed to be real, gabbing with gods and having erotic premonitions about one sexy wolf-man she’d do anything to tame.

She tempted the feral beast inside him to come out and play. Damon Arkadios has kept the animal part of his nature leashed for thousands of years. He is a guardian, the leader of the Fianna warriors — but from the moment he caught her scent, he knew she was more than just another assignment. Protecting the sexy little seer will challenge his own beliefs — and his control.

Their lust quickly spins out of control, even as danger lurks behind every corner. Can she accept the legacy handed down to her from the distant past and convince her Lycan to be a part of her future? Or will the ancient evil that threatens to destroy their world keep them from making a new beginning together?

Piercing the Veil blurb

Twins Hawk and Val are Fianna warriors under the vengeful curse of a scorned goddess. Following the prophecy in the Book of Veils, they search for the one who can help them retrieve the Claíomh Solais before their enemies get the chance. Their quest leads them to Linnea. One touch and there can be no doubt that they have found their match. But will she accept them once she knows the truth?

Linnea is no one special. So why is she on the run from evil faeries and her egotistical ex? Why is she suddenly spending time in the company of dragons, druids and one kinky Viking with a split personality? All she knows is she has to keep her family safe, and her heart safe from another betrayal.

Then there were my superheroes from Gaia City….

Who Wants to Date a Superhero?

Gaia City. A place where technology is advanced, superheroes commonplace and the masses are addicted to Who Wants to Date a Superhero?, a show that lets women compete for the chance to win a date with one of Gaia’s Guardians.

Cassie Tidwell never thought she’d be humiliating herself on live vid for dinner with a man in spandex. But the secret she’s keeping will have her jumping through hoops for a chance to have this season’s hunky bachelor, Theta Wave, all to herself.

Will her choice ensure that Graham, the man she’s lusted after for months, never wants to see her again?

When her friend gives her an amethyst anklet engraved with strange symbols, telling her it has the ability to shield her thoughts from the probing powers of Theta Wave, she’s dubious. But she needs all the luck she can get if she’s to fight for one man’s help…and another’s heart.

Who Needs Another Superhero?

Return to Gaia City. Where there are way too many superheroes for Dayna’s peace of mind. Growing up as the unofficial mascot for Gaia’s Guardians hasn’t been easy. So maybe she overcompensates. Takes risks she shouldn’t.

Stone Matthews was an introvert until the day he wandered into the burial chamber of an ancient and powerful ruler and became…Rock Hammer. Now he’s an invincible chick magnet, but he still has no idea how to deal with women. Especially Dayna. The tasty reporter has always pushed his buttons and turned him on, but she’s unattainable.

With Triad still missing, Theta Wave on his honeymoon and the lair in disarray, there is no one around but Stone to save the day when Dayna goes chasing after The Pearl of Isis and a story that could be the death of her. And when he gets his hands on her, all bets are off.

After that-I met Regina-and the Unborn sort of took over my life via The Children of the Goddess series at Samhain Publishing
Regina in the Sun , Lux in Shadow , Twilight Guardian , Midnight Falls (with more from the next generation releasing this year)
In between there were my Magian Witches, various and sundry demons, shifters and post apocalyptic priestesses… Also at Samhain
Wicked series
Shifting Reality series
Wasteland series
etc etc
And then-in 2010-came my first Berkley Heat Book Possess Me

In the Big Easy, there’s a legend women long for: a sexual voodoo spirit who can fulfill their darkest fantasies. And in these three steaming-hot novellas, he helps three New Orleans couples achieve the ultimate satisfaction…

In Release Me, Allegra heads down to New Orleans to heal her wounds, but she never expects to lose her heart to such a quiet, troubled man as Rousseau. She’s even less prepared for the scorching, sexual spirit within him-and what he can do to her…

In Reclaim Me, Ben has loved Michelle as long as he can remember. But his beautiful artist has a way of running away from life-and what the pair could be. Leave it to the infamous spirit to help Ben prove to Michelle where she belongs: in his embrace…

In Redeem Me, it’s All Saints’ Day, the one day the voodoo spirit can walk the world in the flesh. When he bumps into Bethany, she might just be the reincarnation of a girl he once loved. Passion ignites, but can the couple overcome past mistakes and have a real chance at love?

What will 2011 bring? Who knows?
Contest! It’s my birthday, and I’m planning on making my family take turns singing karaoke. Yes, my present is  forcing people who would not normally sing to sing…its fun lol  :)
But since its my birthday-Just post here and say hi-and you can tell me which series you’ve liked the best if you’d like :)
I will announce 2 winners on Tuesday-who can take their pick of a book from my backlist or a $20 Amazon gift card.

50 comments to “Smutketeers Age Backward :)”

  1. 1

    Happy Birthday gorgeous lady!! I hope you’re day is all you wish for, and that everyone sings only what you want (and sings it well. OR sings really bad so you can giggle) haha I have to confess (to my shame) I haven’t read any of your series (not from lack of desire, trust me LOL) BUT I LOVED The Priestess – the entire Wasteland series was AWESOME.
    xoxo


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    First Happy Birthday!!! My 40th is this coming Monday the 10th. Can’t decide if i’m ok with that or not yet. I don’t have a karaoke machine but i just bought that dance dance revolution for Christmas and we have yet to try it out so maybe that might have to serve as my karaoke. lol Make em dance for me !!!

    You have some awesome book covers. They are usually the first thing i notice when i’m out and browsing for books. Yours are great!

    Happy birthday again. have a good day

    Lisa B


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    I like how you think. Aging backwards instead of forward, but when would you stop? I don’t think that I want to repeat high school all over again, so we need a stopping point. But, enjoy your day and have fun.


  4. 4

    Happy Birthday! I have to say I love your Wicked Series and also your single Three For Me….such good books! Keep on writing, can’t wait for me!


  5. 5

    Happy Birthday!
    Have to be honest and say the only series of yours that I’ve read fully is Shifting Reality. Do have several other of your books in the TBR. So many great books, so little time with a nagging mom in the house that you don’t want to piss off.


  6. 6

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY:) I love your birthday idea. Have a great time and a great year


  7. 7

    Happy Birthday! I hope you have a fun-filled day.

    I love me some The Children of the Goddess series!


  8. 8

    Happy Birthday! I will be 55 on the 19th. Having a birthday in January is a great way to start the year! Lol birthdays moving backwards – there would be some years I would not want to repeat (heeheehee). Just finished Regina in the Sun and loved it. Definitely reading the rest of the series! Have fun singing today. ;)


  9. 9

    Hands down Gaia City with its Superhero Rock Hammer is my favorite.

    Happy Birthday!


  10. 10

    Yeah for aging backwards!! And I wanna know where my flying car is!!! I was told that when I grew up there would be flying cars…liers!!!

    Happy Happy Birthday and yeah for the singing!!! Best idea ever!!

    I love you COG series but Possess Me has been my favorite so far!! The cover is hot hot hot!!!

    I love you to death and I hope you have a great smutty day you Princess of SMut you!!!

    KittyKelly


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    Happy Birthday !!! Aging backwards nah I’ll pass someone told me with age comes wisdom and I’m looking forward to that :)
    I love all your books that I have read but somehow I have missed the superhero series guess I’ll have to change that ;) I assume they are on kindle?


  12. 12

    Happy Birthday!
    I think it is awesome that you are having your family sing karaoke for your birthday.

    The Wicked series has to be my favorite since they were the first I read…anxiously waiting the next one..hint hint ;)
    gigi


  13. 13

    Happy Birthday!!
    I have enjoyed everything that I have read by you but I have to say I LOVED Possess Me.
    Next on my tbb list are the Wicked books :)


  14. 14

    Happy Birthday!!! I think that age is strictly a state of mind regardless of what number you may be…

    I’m addicted to your Children of the Goddess series plus I love the stand-alone books i.e. Three For Me (a fave re-read of mine *grin*).

    I also quite enjoyed reading Possess Me – looking forward to reading more of your work.

    Have a wonderful time on this special day of yours


  15. 15

    My two favorite people are having birthdays today, Elvis Presley and R.G. Alexander!! Happy Birthday. I love singing and would love to sing to you lol.
    The best series for me is the Children of the Goddess just because Regina in the Sun was the first book I read from you and got hooked and from there my life has changed immensely. I am going to stop writing now because then I am going to cry haha. :)


  16. 16

    I’m totally in agreement on the wtf is with technology in 2011-weren’t we supposed to have amazing things that made life sooo much easier? Instead we are attached to cell phones and computers that never seem to work right & if you’re like me-I tend to cuss at more and more each day! :0)

    A great big Happy Birthday! I’m looking forward to what you’ll deliver us this year! Can’t really nail down my fav book-they’re all just too darn good! Soo looking forward to diving into Possess Me though! Love the mysteries of New Orleans and there’s just something about an accent! Yum! BTW-amazing cover! I get soo distracted just staring at it! LOL


  17. 17

    A very happy day to you-may you get all you wish for. I love all of your work, but if I really was force to choose, I would have to say the Wicked books caught me.


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    LOL, RG! I love the aging in reverse concept :) For favorite series, I’d go with Temptation Unveiled, since that’s what I first read of yours, and it grabbed! Can’t wait to see how you continue that… Hope your birthday is splendid, no matter which way you look at the years :)


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    I’ll try my hand at singing, we sing this to the kids in primary at church.
    RG’s had a birthday shout Hooray!!
    If I had wish……. it would be
    A Happy Happy Birthday to you from me!!
    I like your Wicked series.
    Have a great Birthday RG.
    Zina


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    Happy Birthday, RG. I hope you have a fantastic one. I can’t believe how many books you’ver written in the last 3 years.
    My #1 favorite is Wicked Sexy, followed closely by My Shifter Showmance, Piercing the Veil, and Three for Me?.

    All 4 of those rate a “VERY, Very Highly Recommended” from me.

    Your others are great too. I don’t thing you can write a bad book.

    Many congrats on your birthday and all you accomplished.

    Sandie


  21. 21

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
    I love your backwards birthday concept!
    You only want me singing if you don’t mind the dogs howling!
    My favorite series is Shifting Reality series!!


  22. 22

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

    I turned a reall BIG birthday recently and for sure going backwards now, lol.


  23. 23

    Happy Birthday. Just think in a few years you will not be able to drink legally any more. I love, love the wicked series & can’t wait until the next one comes out.


  24. 24

    Happy Birthday. I love karaoke. My favorite is the Children of the Goddess books.


  25. 25

    WOW – you want me to choose one of your books or series as my fav…. damn that’s hard to do since I love everything you write but if you make me choose I’ll have to go for your COG series because it was my intro to you and I have pimped it to all my friends :)

    You say it’s your birthday
    Happy Birthday to ya
    They say it’s your birthday
    We’re gonna have a good time
    I’m glad it’s your birthday
    Happy birthday to you!

    Happy Birthday RG! (I type way better then I sing-lol)


  26. 26

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY R.G. I HOPE YOUR FAMILY HAVING A BLAST SINGING KAROKAE! I LOVE SINGING KAROAKE MYSELF!
    MICHELLE


  27. 27

    Happy Birthday!!! Let’s see. . . .you’re 29 aren’t you?

    You’ve been very, very busy these past couple of years. I see nothing wrong with aging backward–just change your name to Merlin.

    I haven’t read all of your books but I’ve made a pretty good start.


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    My fave series would have to be a toss up between the Wasteland series & the Wicked Magians.

    I know a few others sang happy birthday. Allow me to add my version…

    Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.
    You look like a porn star & you f**k like one too.

    Happy birthday!


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    I have 2 fav. of your book series.
    and no i can not pick which one i like the most, i love COTG and Wicked. both stories draw a reader in and cannot put down until the last page is finish and then you blindly find more of the series because YOU NEED TO KNOW MORE!
    I cannot wait for new stories to hit the shelves or my kindle!


  30. 30

    Happy Birthday!! I am going to do the same as you and start going backwards.


  31. 31

    Happy Birthday!!! Hope you have a great one :) I haven’t read it yet but Possess Me looks great and has been on my TBR list since it came out.


  32. 32

    Happy Birthday!
    I love your idea of aging backwards – I’m getting too close to the big 6 0 so it sounds like a great idea to me!

    My fave is the Children of the Goddess series.


  33. 33

    Happy birthday, I hope you have wonderful day. I didn’t know that you had so many books out. I have only read Possess Me.

    loretta
    lbcanton@verizon.net


  34. 34

    Have a super awesome Happy Birthday R.G.!! I love all your series (it’s so hard to decide) but since you want to know, I love, love, love your Temptation Unveiled series….WOW!!
    I’m turning 40 this year and I think your idea of turning back the clock works for me. Turning 38 again would be amazing
    Enjoy your special day


  35. 35

    Happy Birthday, girl! Have a great one!
    I love your Temptation series. And looking forward to more books in this series. Any scheduled this year?

    Hugs,
    Tamsyn
    tamsyn5@yahoo.com


  36. 36

    Happy Happy Birthday pretty girl! Hope it was a great one for you!!!!


  37. 37

    Happy (late) Birthday! Here’s hoping that you had fun making people sing!


  38. 38

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUU!!!!
    LisaB-I’ll be 50 this year, which is totally freaking me out. But my 40′s have been just fine, I promise!
    Jennifer-her Superhero series is from Ellora’s Cave, if that helps. :)
    Your books are *all* my favorites! But okay…um…it’s a tie between POSSESS ME, THE PRIESTESS (Wasteland series) and MY DEMON SAINT).


  39. 39

    Happy Birthday to you!!!!

    I haven’t read any of your books….hey, where did the rotten tomatoes come from???

    Anyways, they all look really yummy and wow, you have some hot covers there….very delickable!!!!

    Valerie
    in Germany


  40. 40

    I hope you had a fantastic Birthday!!!

    I’ve been 25 for many,many years…I haven’t aged backwards but stayed still.lol
    I love you Wicked Series and can’t wait for the next book.


  41. 41

    **Looks around, makes sure no one is around… grabs the mic…**

    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday toooo youuuuu
    Happy Birthday to you!!!

    **Picks up the mic before someone see**
    Hope your day (and days cuz we get more than one day) is the bestest best!
    Hugs
    And thanks for such an awesome contest!


  42. 42

    Happy Birthday! I would love to age backwards to about 25 and then stay there forever LOL. Hope you have a fabulous day!

    Lifting the Veil remains my all time favorite.


  43. 43

    Happy birthday!!! I just love your books. I’ve read almost all of them. I have a couple unread waiting for me on my Kindle, but there are a couple I don’t have yet. I loved Children of the Goddess, but I can’t wait for the next Temptation Unveiled. I just love all the mythology weaved in with the smutty goodness. :-)


  44. 44

    Hello, this is my first visit to your website. You are a new author to me. I love to read Viking romance novels and your book Piercing The Veil caught my eye. Is this book a viking romance? If so I can’t wait to read it.


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    Happy Birthday!

    I’m constantly bummed by the lack of transporters, automatic cars, self-cleaning houses…Movies and tv lead me to believe it would all be here by now.

    I found your books with Lifting the Veil, but Regina in the Sun is the one I’ve re-read the most.

    Have fun listening to Karoke!


  46. 46

    Viking Princess-one of my vampires has Viking origins…um..that’s all I can say. *G* And RG-where are you? Your fans await! (she’ll be on here later, I promise!).


  47. 47

    Happy Birthday. I hope you had a great day! I love your books. Wishing you fabulous 2011.


  48. 48

    Happy Birthday!! I hope you had an awesome day! My favorite series so far is the Wicked Series, but the book that got me hooked on your writing was Three for Me? I can’t wait to read more!!


  49. 49

    Hi, Happy Birthday! Hope it was great, and I am all for aging backward. I long for my twenties again. The book that I read first and hooked me was the first Wicked book. Since then I am playing catch up. I have read several others since then, am reading the veil series now and have Regina In The Sun waiting on my kindle now.


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    Hello edenbradley. What’s the title of your book with the Viking vampire? I’ll go to your site and have a look around