on Jan 13th, 2011 Eden/Eve: We have with us today the fabulous Lucy Felthouse, author and creator of the eroticforall website! Lucy’s from the UK, so I like to imagine her reading her smut in a lovely English accent…or perhaps that’s just me…? After all, she has taken part in some of the sexiest erotic anthologies ever…Chocolate Lover (yum!), I Kissed A Girl: A Virgin Lesbian Anthology (do any of you doubt after reading the blurb for my Spice book, THE LOVERS, that I’d adore this one?), Fang Bangers: An Erotic Anthology of Fangs, Claws, Sex and Love ( (for all of us vampire & werewolf lovers out there), and so many more!
Today Lucy is here to share a peek at her latest, UNIFORM BEHAVIOUR: Steamy Stories About Men & Women in Uniform. Let’s take a look at what Lucy has to say…
Do you get all weak-kneed at the sight of a grubby fireman or a hunky soldier? Perhaps immaculately-dressed waiting-on staff get you feeling frisky? If so, you’ve come to the right place.
Uniform Behaviour contains sixteen smutty stories about firemen, soldiers, sailors, police, security guards and even waiters, priests and cleaners!
Delve into this anthology and enjoy steamy stories from established erotica authors including Justine Elyot, Craig J Sorensen, Victoria Blisse, Shermaine Williams, Elizabeth Coldwell and Lucy Felthouse. Uniform Behaviour also proudly introduces some exciting debut authors. So remember, you saw them here first!
As well as being written and compiled for your titillation, this anthology is also designed to do good. A portion of the proceeds from Uniform Behaviour will be donated to UK charity Help for Heroes, which helps those wounded in current conflict.
The stories in this anthology have been hand-picked by a uniform aficionado, so you can rest assured that only the sexiest erotic fiction lies in this eBook.
TEASING LITTLE EXCERPT:
No, I shook the thoughts from my head, all too clichéd, all too seedy.
“Jesus!” I yelled as his free hand pinched down on my nipple, squeezing it firmly, exquisite pain coursing its way through my veins. I continued to clench around his fingers, another surge of arousal slipping from my core, heated juices spilling from my engorged and swollen cunt, coating his hands with my slick. I yelped in surprise as he forced his fingers into my mouth to taste the musky sweetness of my snatch.
“See how fucking good you taste?” he rasped against my ear, his words sending another surge of arousal whizzing around my body. All I could do was nod, words stuck in my throat as I succumbed to the feelings this fireman was invoking within me.
I have to admit, I did taste good, never having sampled the delights of pussy before now. Without warning there I was on bended knee, the image of myself drinking from another woman’s cup, lapping at her centre with long, luscious strokes whilst she writhed beneath my tongue.
I was brought back to the present by sharp pain in my breast as Bryan twisted a swollen teat, relishing in the pleasurable pain that spilled from my throat. He shifted closer to me in the darkness, pressing his thick erection against my pussy and grinding gently. With his cock still snugly tucked inside his trousers I had only the scratchy material of his uniform to contend with. My core ached for affection and I ground against him as hard as I could, rubbing myself against him like a wild feline in the throes of heat.
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You can buy UNIFORM BEHAVIOUR NOW!
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CONTEST!
Lucy will give away to one lucky winner a PDF copy of UNIFORM BEHAVIOUR! And she’s making it easy to enter-all you have to do is comment here, letting her know what your favorite uniform is. That’s it! The winner will be announced right here at Smutketeers in the comments section tomorrow night, the 14th, so be sure to check back! Of course, feel free to add any other comments or questions for her. And you must visit her website to read all about her other books!
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yummy uniforms!!
I LOVE the Marine Dress Blues-best dress blues period!! But I also love seeing a man in camo pants and nothing up top 
Like that sexy cover!!
Eden…I read stuff with an accent too
KittyKelly
by Kelly Thrash January 13th, 2011 at 5:18 amHi Kelly, glad you like the cover – it’s yummy isn’t it?!
You’ll like the book too – there are lots of lovely uniforms for you to read about! ;)
by Lucy Felthouse January 13th, 2011 at 8:25 amOh this is an easy one, lol! I love a military man in camo pants, combat boots, and a black tank(or nothing on top). I think that is soooo sexy. As far as official uniforms go, I love firefighter/parametic uniforms or really any man in any uniform, mmmmm, yummy! HaHa!
by Leagh January 13th, 2011 at 8:42 amBeing my husbanda nd i are both ex-Army gotta go with the Army uniform right!!
Lisa B
by Lisa B January 13th, 2011 at 9:59 amI totally enjoy a GREAT EROTIC read! Especially when you can read it then see it clear in your mind and feel it in your core! So much so that your panties are wet! That’s a lick your fingers, good read! ;-)
by Beach Melody January 13th, 2011 at 11:20 amHi, Lucy! I already own it and love it, so count me out for the contest, but give me a man in any military uniform… as long as he’s got a gun and knows how to use it. (Oh, who could resist? Not me, not me.)
by Miranda Baker January 13th, 2011 at 11:22 amOoh, Lucy–this sounds like a great collection! I’m not too picky–I’m a fan of military uniforms, just about any and all :)
by Fedora January 13th, 2011 at 11:55 amDon’t laugh, but I really love the Queen’s Guards uniform….in Britain.
My Dad was a Queen’s Guard….maybe it’s because I love the colour red?
Valerie
by Valerie January 13th, 2011 at 12:13 pmin Germany
Hello, Lucy.
This book sounds great; I look forward in reading it.
I think the United States’ Marine uniform is really sharp!
by Tracey D January 13th, 2011 at 1:29 pmI love the Rangers.
loretta
lbcanton@verizon.net
by LORETTAc January 13th, 2011 at 4:28 pmI don’t know what it is exactly, but a police uniform just sends me over the edge. So sexy and powerful…is it getting hot in here???
BYW, I just finished Chocolate Lover and I thought it was amazing. Keep up the awesome writing!!
by Marcy Fritz January 13th, 2011 at 6:31 pmKelly took all my answers lol. You know what they say great minds think alike
by Ivelisse January 13th, 2011 at 7:14 pmI love the Marine uniform, even dated one heehee.
When I know the author I am reading has a particular accent, I end up reading the whole book in that accent haha.
My hubby would kill me since he is a Marine but not into the blues, but I do love me some Camis and his dress Alpha mmm yummy. Gotta love a man in uniform! n thanks to all who have and are serving :) Your books sounds great n cover is nice!
by Dawn January 13th, 2011 at 8:44 pmThanks so much for coming to play with the Smutketeers, Lucy! :)
by Eden Bradley January 13th, 2011 at 8:51 pmAre you kidding me… any uniform will do… ANY!!!
by Cecile January 13th, 2011 at 9:40 pmBut I love a good marine uniform… Oh yum!
Please oh please count me in!! Please!
I love the uniform of a pilot! like Top Gun? I think they are cool.
by Tamsyn January 14th, 2011 at 7:08 amSoldiers. Yum!
by Beth C. January 15th, 2011 at 12:21 amLove seeing a guy in camo pants and either a tank top or no top.
Wow – thanks for all your responses guys! You’ve got me thinking about all those uniforms now! :)
I have chosen the winner at random – congratulations to Valerie from Germany!
Valerie, please drop me a line: lucy (at) lucyfelthouse (dot) co (dot) uk and I’ll get your prize sorted!
Thanks again guys – and don’t forget to add the book to your TBR lists! ;)
by Lucy Felthouse January 15th, 2011 at 3:34 amCongrats and happy reading, Valerie! Thanks for hanging out and getting us drooling, Lucy!
by Fedora January 15th, 2011 at 4:51 pmWow, just saw this….thanks!!! Sent you an email!!!
Valerie
by Valerie January 16th, 2011 at 10:21 amin Germany
Yayyyy-congrats Valerie!
by Eden Bradley January 16th, 2011 at 1:17 pm