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Winners of Day 10!
by R.G. Alexander on Dec 17th, 2011 9 Comments »

RG the Smutty Xmas Elf: A lot of you said yesterday that you were sad and or couldn’t believe the 12 days of Xmas were almost over. This Xmas elf understands completely. We’ve loved having you over so much, and we hope you keep coming back. 2012 is going to be a fun year for the Smutketeers. And a full one!

I won’t cry yet-lets announce the winners of Day 10 first!

Laurie London Giveaway ~Cecile (post #75)

Bella Andre Giveaway ~Ivelisse (post #41)

Smutketeers $25 Gift card to JC Penneys Giveaway ~Christiana (post #93)

 

Yay!

Day 11-you know what that means? Today-awesome Maya Banks, Shiloh Walker and Sasha White

Tomorrow…well you’ll see :)

12 Days of Smutketeer Xmas-Day Ten
by Karen Erickson on Dec 16th, 2011 130 Comments »

 

Welcome Laurie London!

Howdy, Smutketeers!

By now, I hope you’ve got most of your holiday shopping done, but if you’re like me, you still have some work ahead of you. Besides, I seem to work better under pressure anyway. Don’t you?

To help ring in the holidays with a little bite, how about A VAMPIRE FOR CHRISTMAS? It’s an anthology with four steamy, fangtastic stories by Michele Hauf, Caridad Pineiro, Alexis Morgan and yours truly.

In Enchanted By Blood, my story set in the Sweetblood world, interior decorating/event planner Charlotte Grant specializes in holiday parties. Christmas is a special time of year for her, not only because of the type of work she does, but she loves the glitter, the glamour, and the tradition of the holiday season.

But she yearns for someone special to share it with—someone to meander through Seattle’s eclectic neighborhoods with her and window shop. Someone who enjoys the same things she does—sushi, old Aerosmith tunes, watching golf on TV even though she doesn’t play. Someone whose family would welcome her in, since she misses hers terribly.

One evening early in the holiday season, after being ditched by a friend, everything changes for Charlotte when a handsome, well-dressed stranger steps into her path.

Former Guardian Trace Westfalen is set to take over his father’s seat on the Governing Council, but he won’t be voted in if he’s in a relationship with a human.

Charlotte feels an odd connection to the man who hired her to decorate his home for a big holiday party, but she’s never met him before…or has she?

As the holidays approach and danger closes in, Trace has a difficult decision to make. Does he follow his duty and let Charlotte go or does he follow his heart and risk losing everything…including the woman he loves?

Happy Holidays, everyone! And if a handsome stranger comes up to you at a holiday party wanting to kiss you under the mistletoe, check first for fangs.

All they want for Christmas is you…

It’s the time of year for twinkling lights on trees and kisses under the mistletoe.

Yet the passing of another year means nothing to the stunning immortals who lurk in the shadows of the new-fallen snow.

And they don’t care if you’ve been naughty or nice.

Let four fanged lovers open your eyes to a passion you never dared to imagine. After all, there’s no place like home for the holidays—and these dazzling vampires can’t wait for an invitation.

Buy A VAMPIRE FOR CHRISTMAS here:

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Giveaway: I’m giving away a signed print copy of A VAMPIRE FOR CHRISTMAS to one random commenter.

 

Welcome Bella Andre!

I loved setting my new book, CAN’T HELP FALLING IN LOVE (the 3rd book in my Sullivan family series), during the holidays. I’ll take any excuse to put all eight Sullivan siblings together in a room and their mother’s annual Christmas party was the perfect opportunity!
When I was a kid, my favorite holiday song was always “All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth”. As I wrote CAN’T HELP FALLING IN LOVE, I knew the heroine’s daughter had to be missing her two front teeth. :) Gabe, my hot firefighting Sullivan, can’t help but fall for the seven-year-old girl he saves from a deadly apartment fire…and her beautiful mother. Especially when he realizes that the two of them are all he really wants for Christmas.
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CAN’T HELP FALLING IN LOVE

Gabe & Megan – The Sullivans #3
© 2011 Bella Andre
Gabe Sullivan risks his life every day as a firefighter in San Francisco. But after learning a brutal lesson about professional boundaries, he knows better than to risk his heart tohis fire victims ever again. Especially the brave mother and daughter he saved from a deadly apartment fire…and can’t stop thinking about.

Megan Harris knows she owes the heroic firefighter everything for running into a burning building to save her and her seven-year-old daughter. Everything except her heart. Because after losing her navy pilot husband five years ago, she has vowed to never suffer through loving – and losing – a man with a dangerous job again.

Only, when Gabe and Megan meet again and uncontrollable flames of desire ignite between them, how can he possibly ignore her courage, determination, and beauty? And how can she deny not only his strong bond with her daughter…but the way his sweetly sensual kisses are challenging her to risk everything she’s been guarding for so long?

This winter, if one – or both – of them aren’t careful, they just might end up falling in love.
Enjoy the following excerpt for CAN’T HELP FALLING IN LOVE…
Gabe Sullivan’s captain, Todd, stepped into the room.
“How’re you feeling, Gabe?”
“Good, Captain.”
He moved to sit up straighter on the bed and Todd shook his head. “You’re fine just like that. I know your skull must hurt like hell.” He nodded back to the doorway. “Are you ready to see Ms. Harris and her daughter, Summer?”

No, he thought, he’d be better off never seeing those eyes again.
He’d thought about Megan and her daughter one too many times for comfort. Not just because he was reviewing the rescue, trying to look for what he could have done differently, to have gotten them out faster and more safely—but because he hadn’t been able to forget her strength, how hard she’d fought to stay conscious, and what a fighter she’d been every single second of the harrowing journey from her burning apartment.
Still, he understood that fire victims often felt compelled to say thank you to the men who had saved them. Especially in a case like this, where they’d just barely held death at bay.
“Sure.” He began to nod, but a sharp shooting pain stopped him halfway into the movement.
Catching his grimace, Todd said, “I’ll ask Megan and her daughter to come back later.”
Her name fit her, Gabe had found himself thinking one too many times. Megan was pretty and strong all at the same time. It would be better to think of her as Ms. Harris. Although, he had to wonder, was there a husband? And if so, where had he been during the fire and why wasn’t he here with them now?
“No,” he said, “it’ll be better if I see them now.”
She’d say thank you, he’d tell her he was happy to see her and her daughter doing so well, and that would be that. No more being haunted by her eyes, by the surprising strength she’d shown him as she’d crawled on the floor of her apartment and down the stairs.
A couple of minutes later, Todd walked back in with the mother and daughter. Ignoring the pain in his head, Gabe sat up higher and forced a smile on his face.
And then, his eyes locked with Megan’s and his smile froze in place.

My God, he found himself thinking before he could shove the thought away, she’s beautiful.
The last time he’d seen her face it had been through a thick haze of dark smoke and the knowledge that one wrong move meant their lives were over. Her eyes were just as big and pretty, her limbs looked as lean and strong as they had when he’d been helping to move her along the floor, but now he could see the softness in her, the sweet curves of her breasts and hips in her T-shirt and jeans. He couldn’t stop staring at the startling green of her eyes, the silky dark hair falling across her shoulders, and the way her pretty young daughter was a carbon copy of her, the only difference their hair color, one dark, one light.
She seemed just as stunned as he and for a long moment, the two of them just stared at each other in silence until her daughter ran over to him and threw her arms around him.
“Thank you for saving me and Mommy.”
The little girl’s arms were just as strong as her mother’s. “You’re welcome, Summer. How old are you?”
“I turn seven on Saturday.”
She beamed at him and right then and there he lost a little piece of his heart to the pretty little girl with the two missing front teeth.
“Happy birthday.” He’d have to remember to have the station send her a gift.
Movement caught his attention from the corner of his eye. Megan was moving closer to him and, yet again, once he looked up at her, he couldn’t seem to pull his gaze away. Without realizing what he was doing, he scanned her left hand for a wedding band and found it bare.
“Mr. Sullivan, I can’t even begin to tell you how much what you did means to me.”
He almost told her to call him Gabe, but he knew his name would sound way too good coming from her full lips. Already his brain was wanting to spin off into a fantasy of what it would sound like to hear her say his name in distinctly different circumstances, with one less child and fire captain in the room…and a hell of a lot less clothes.
As it was, he couldn’t take his eyes off her gorgeous mouth, which was wobbling slightly. She clamped her lips tightly together as she quickly brushed her fingertips over her eyes.
“I’m sorry,” she said with a small laugh that held no actual laughter in it. “I promised myself I wouldn’t cry.”
“She keeps doing that,” Summer told him in a stage whisper as her mother worked to win the battle with her tears.
He whispered back, “It’s perfectly normal.”
“We needed to come say thank you.” Megan’s eyes moved over his bandages before she added, “And to make sure you were okay.”
His voice was much gruffer than usual. “I’m okay.”
“I’m so glad.”
“How are both of you? You inhaled a lot of smoke.”
She gave him a small smile that did crazy things to his guts. “We’re both fine.” She put her hand to her throat. “The doctor said I’ll only sound like a frog for a few more days.”
“You’ve got to hear her ribbit,” Summer told him. “She sounds exactly like the frog we have in my class at school. Do it for him, Mommy.”
This time Megan’s soft laugh was closer to a real one. “I’m sure he doesn’t want to hear me ribbit, Summer.”
The power of her smile, the way her eyes lit up and a sweet dimple appeared in her left cheek, rocked all the way through him. He could get drunk on her smiles—was already feeling like he’d been knocked off center by just one.
If Megan were someone he’d met at a coffee shop or bar, if she were one of his siblings’ friends—if she were anyone but someone he’d rescued from a fire—he would have not only been working on ways to get her to stay longer, but also to charm her phone number and a date out of her.
But the only reason she was looking at him with her heart in her eyes was because he’d saved her and her daughter’s lives. He knew better than to let himself fall for her and her pretty little girl.
He didn’t have to force his expression to harden at the memories of what an idiot he’d been in the past when he’d ignored professional boundaries and—stupidly—got involved with a fire victim.
“Of course he wants to hear it,” the little girl said, and then, when he remained silent, turned to him and said, “Don’t you?”
In the end, Gabe couldn’t let the kid down. “Sure,” he finally said in a tone that implied just the opposite. “Why not?”
But Megan read him loud and clear, pulling her daughter away from him and into her arms.
“We didn’t mean to bother you,” she said in a slightly defensive voice.
He didn’t tell them they hadn’t been a bother. It was better for them to think they had. That way they wouldn’t come back. That way he wouldn’t see either of them again.
At his curt nod, she said, “I appreciate you letting us come to see you today,” then took her daughter’s hand to pull her out the door.
“Do we have to go already?” the little girl protested. “I bet he has some really cool stories about all the scary things he’s done.”
In an instant, he saw in Summer the same desire for excitement and adrenaline, to live every single ounce of life, that he’d always had in himself.
Megan turned back to him, wary now. “I’m sure Mr. Sullivan needs to get some rest, baby.” She forced her lips into a false smile that made his chest feel like a hundred-pound weight had just landed on it. “Say goodbye now, honey.”
Summer frowned, with a mini-press of the lips that perfectly mirrored her mother’s. And then instead of saying the goodbye her mother had insisted on, she said, “Do you think maybe we could come by the fire station some time? You know, so you could show us around?”
Megan didn’t give him a chance to say a word, saying, “Summer,” in a clear warning that had her daughter sighing in resignation.
“Goodbye, Mr. Sullivan.”
He wanted to smile at the sweet little girl, wanted to let her know that the way he was acting didn’t have anything to do with her, and everything to do with knowing better than to let himself fall into something that would only end up hurting all of them in the end.
Instead, all he could say was, “Goodbye, Summer.”
…Excerpt from CAN’T HELP FALLING IN LOVE by Bella Andre ©2011.
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FROM THIS MOMENT ON (Sullivans #2) ~ KindleNookAppleSmashwordsGoodreadsAllRomance
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Giveaway: A $20 gift card to Amazon from Bella!

RG the Smutty Xmas Elf: Today’s special Smutketeer giveaway is a $25 giftcard to JC Penney’s! Winner will be announced tomorrow morning. 2 more days to go! Get ready for a big finish! :)

Winners Day 9!!
by R.G. Alexander on Dec 16th, 2011 7 Comments »

RG the Smutty Xmas Elf: Yay! More Winners! We’re in the home stretch now. If you haven’t visited all 12 days and posted so you can be entered to win the grand prize…well I know when you’ve been bad or good…just sayin *g*

N9 Giveaway ~ Kristina Parmenter (post #1) <–wow :)

Smutketeer $25 Itune giftcard Giveaway ~ Jackie U (post #46)

Now on to Day 10!!

12 Days of Smutketeer Xmas-Day Nine
by Karen Erickson on Dec 15th, 2011 125 Comments »

Welcome The Nine Naughty Novelists!


Juniper Bell, Meg Benjamin, Kate Davies,

PG Forte, Kinsey Holley, Kelly Jamieson,

Skylar Kade, Erin Nicholas & Sydney Somers


(*RG the Smutty Xmas Elf note: Even their names are Xmasy. Bell, Nicholas, Holley etc. Xmas Conspiracy? You decide)

He’s making a list

And checking it twice

Gonna find out who’s naughty and nice,

Santa Claus is coming to town!

He sees you when you’re sleeping.

He knows when you’re awake.

He knows if you’ve been bad or good

So be good for goodness’ sake!

Who wants to be good? What fun is that? We Nine Naughty Novelists would rather be naughty of course. So here are our top tips for making Christmas naughty:

1. Remember, your favorite reindeer is VIXEN.

2. Make naughty Christmas carols by replacing the word Bells or Snow with nipples and sex.

3. Search the house for hidden gifts and peek at them all.

4. Watch Bad Santa.

5. Use bows or gift tags as pasties.

6. Christmas stockings:

7. What to do with that fugly sweater your MIL gave you last year? Regift it! 

Oh wait – that sweater is naughty!! Maybe keep it.

8. Instead of cookies and milk, Santa might like something different – leave him pizza and beer. Or nachos and tequila.

9. Play Santa Claus.

10. Use frosting, colored sugar and other decorations to decorate your lover like a big Christmas cookie – but don’t save this one for Santa!

11. Tie jingle bells onto your wrists and ankles and see how much music you can make together.

12. Use peppermint schnapps and turn your lover’s body into a big candy cane – perfect for licking and sucking.

13. Two words – whipped cream.

14. Make sure your gingerbread house has a dungeon and a few sex toys

15. While Santa’s busy inside, borrow his sleigh, grab your sweetie, and find out how comfortable that back seat is.

Giveaway: To help make your Christmas nice and naughty, we’re giving away this Naughty Naughty Christmas Kit to one lucky commenter.

 

The holidays season can be hectic, so what better way to unwind and indulge than with an adult-only, romantic holiday kit? Includes peppermint-scented massage oil, sexy Santa hat, fuzzy handcuffs, two ‘Santa stops here’ removable tattoos and a 32 page book full of creative and festive ways to heat things up around the holidays.

Tell us how you like to make Christmas naughty – or just say hi!

Visit the Nine Naughty Novelists blog

RG the Smutty Xmas Elf: Today’s Smutketeer giveaway is $25 gift card to iTunes! Winner will be announced tomorrow morning! Only a few more days until we announce the winner of a Kindle Fire or Nook Tablet!

Reminder-you can go back to the previous days to post until 11:59 Central Time on 18th to enter.

Winners Day 8!
by R.G. Alexander on Dec 15th, 2011 7 Comments »

Michelle Pillow Giveaway ~ Pamela Giles (Post # 18)

TJ Michaels Giveaway ~ Dee B (Post #100)
Winner of Smutketeers Giveaway $25 GC to Best Buy ~Emily Tardy (Post #77)

 

Congratulations!!

 

Now on to Day 9-YAY!

 

12 Days of Smutketeer Xmas-Day Eight
by Karen Erickson on Dec 14th, 2011 145 Comments »

 

Welcome Michelle M. Pillow & Mandy M. Roth!

Happy Holidays from The Raven Books’ Michelle M. Pillow and Mandy M. Roth! Want two delicious Christmas reads? Check these out:

Christmas Curse
Michelle M. Pillow
http://ravenhappyhour.com/Christmas_Curse.html

Megan Sinclair believes she’s cursed. After all, every year she celebrates Christmas something bad happens—broken bones, chicken pox, house burning down. So after agreeing to finally go home for the holidays, she’s not surprised when her all-too-sexy boyfriend breaks up with her—and by note, no less.

Sean Morgan doesn’t believe in curses, but his girlfriend does. It’s her one fault. In all other ways Megan’s perfect for him, from her interesting mind to her gorgeous body. And the sex? HOT. But, because she’s convinced something bad will happen, he’s not too surprised when she leaves for the holiday without him. Convincing Megan that she’s not cursed may take some creative maneuvering, but Sean plans to make sure he turns her holiday luck around.

 

 

Note: Want to know more about Megan’s BFF, Victoria? Pick up Trust in the Season b by Mandy M. Roth!

 

Trust in the Season
Mandy M. Roth
http://ravenhappyhour.com/Trust_in_the_Season.html

As Victoria told her best friend, Megan, all she wants for Christmas is a hot, horny vampire. Instead she’s got a sleazy, sexually harassing boss who treats her like a piece of meat and doesn’t know the meaning of “no!” Victoria can’t afford to lose her job. Where’s her fictional horny vampire, coming to her rescue so he can rock her world? If only they were real…

Phillip Ruth does his best to pass as human. He’s managed to carve out a name for himself as a successful businessman by controlling his otherworldly blood lust. But the day he crosses paths with Victoria, lust isn’t the only thing he’s feeling. As the sparks fly, he finds he’ll do anything to make her his.

Note: Want to know more about Victoria’s BFF, Megan? Pick up Christmas Curse by Michelle M. Pillow!

Giveaway: PDF Copy of Christmas Curse by Michelle M. Pillow.

 

Welcome T.J. Michaels!

In honor of my new Christmas release, Forever December, let’s get down to business about one of the things I love about this story: FOOD!

At the beginning of the story , the heroine, Melaniece, meets her kids at their mountain getaway for their Christmas vacation. The first thing Mel notices after receiving her hugs and kisses is the scent of yummy Cajun food filling the air. For myself, growing up in a home with a Louisiana grandmother, Cajun food is something I absolutely love. I can actually make a mean seafood gumbo, too!

Later in Forever December the family enjoys some homemade cinnamon rolls, which my daughter happens to make from scratch. Her speciality is something we call Peach Burst rolls – cinnamon rolls made with Saigon Cinnamon with fresh peaches baked into the dough. Nom nom nom nom!

Now, back to the Shrimp Creole. Seems to me that many people assume what Shrimp Creole is. Unfortunately their belief is typically based on some half-assed, watered down, tomato-sauced fake version shown on TV or from a person who claims they’ve make authentic Shrimp Creole…via a recipe that is unauthentic. Not their fault. They probably just didn’t know.

First, what is it? It’s a simmered shrimp dish in red sauce that is served over white rice. Perfect for cold nights and good company. That pretty much sums it up. However, the flavors are complex and when made correctly, can be damn addicting.

So here’s how to make it…but first things first:

Do NOT use tomato sauce or marinara sauce in your shrimp creole *tj wagging finger, scowling and tsk’ing*. Use fresh tomatoes and run ‘em through a food processor or something. If you don’t have the time, use a good quality tomato paste instead. But never, ever use tomato sauce.

Next, instead of chicken stock or water, make shrimp stock with the shrimp shells OR as a good alternative make dashi (Japanese fish stock) using bonito flakes (but be careful – leave the bonito flakes in too long and it’ll be much too strong). Here’s a recipe for dashi in case you want to make it for things other than shrimp creole. It really is very VERY yummy.

Use the best quality gulf shrimp you can get. It can be pricey, but there’s nothing quite like the sweet smooth flavor. If you can’t find them locally, there’s a place called Deanie’s that I visit when I’m in New Orleans (god, they make the best PoBoy sandwich ever) and they’ll SHIP YOU Louisiana gulf shrimp for a very reasonable price.

Now for the recipe, which you can double or triple if you want to make a big pot:

Shrimp Creole:

2 lbs. (or more, if you like) Peeled and Deveined Shrimp (remember to save shells to make Shrimp Stock)
2 Tbsp Butter
1 Tbsp Vegetable Oil
1 Large Onion, finely chopped
2 Celery stalks, finely chopped
1 small Green Pepper, finely Chopped
2 Tbsp Old Bay Seasoning
3 Cups Ripe Tomatoes, Diced
2 Cups Shrimp or Fish (dashi) Stock
3 cloves Garlic, minced
2-4 Bay leaves
2 tsp Black Pepper
1 small bunch of fresh Thyme, coarsely chopped
Sliced Green Onions (garnish)
1/8 Cup Flat Leaf Parsley, chopped (garnish)
Salt to taste
Cayenne pepper to taste (careful with this)
Boiled Rice

  • Melt the butter in a sauce pan (be sure it’s big enough to fit the shrimp and stuff later).
  • Saute all the vegetable EXCEPT the tomatoes and herbs. Once the veggies are soft, add the tomatoes and Old Bay seasoning. Toss in some salt (a big pinch should do). Turn down the heat a bit so as not to burn the tomatoes before they have a chance to break down.
  • Once the tomatoes have cooked down and begun to fall apart turn the heat up, add the shrimp stock or fish stock, bay leaves pepper and cayenne. Add the herbs and stir. Bring to a boil, then reduce to a low simmer for about 45 minutes.
  • Taste your sauce. If it needs “something” now is the time to add it. Make sure it’s got enough salt (remember you haven’t added the shrimp yet), pepper, garlic and herbs.
  • Bring your sauce back up to a boil and, if you like, thicken it with a few tablespoons of roux (basically oil and flour browned, then made into thick gravy) or use a cold water-n-cornstarch mix).
  • Once thickened a bit, throw in your shimp. Good lord, don’t overcook the shrimp or they’ll taste like rubber. Turn the sauce back down to low heat and let it simmer until the shrimp just begins to turn pink (remember, after you turn off the heat, the shrimp will continue to cook).
  • Service with rice and garnish with green onions and the parsley.

Voila! Shrimp Creole!

If you make this be sure to let me know how it turned out! Merry Christmas and may you have a Forever December…

TJ

Giveaway: A Vampire Council of Ethics T-shirt and winner’s choice of a backlist ebook (or TJ’s choice of print book if winner doesn’t have an e-reader).

RG the Smutty Xmas Elf: Along with our author’s generous offerings, today The Smutketeers special giveaway is a $25 gift card to Best Buy! Winner will be announced tomorrow morning. And after that? Day Nine with the Naughty Nine Novelists. Naturally nifty -n-naughtily nice :) It’s going to be a blast!

Winners of Day 7!
by R.G. Alexander on Dec 14th, 2011 17 Comments »

A lot of winners! Holy Hannah-we better get started

Rhian Cahill’s  Giveaway ~CrystalGB (post #13)

Mari Carr’s Giveaway ~Fedora (post #88)

Lexxie Cooper’s Giveaway ~Renee S (post #111)

Lila Dubois’ Giveaway ~ Jeanette Juan (post #97)

Bianca D’Arc’s Giveaway ~ Julie Barrett ( post #14)

Jess Dee’s Giveaway ~Tracey D (post #39)

Jambrea’s Giveaway ~ Eva P (post #42)

JR Patrick’s Giveaway ~Shadow (post #78)

Anne Rainey’s Giveaway ~ Angela (post #7)

Jayne Rylon’s Giveaway ~Nancy S (post #77)

T’s Giveaway ~ Brandi S. (post #57)

The Smutketeers $25 Barnes & Noble Giveaway~ Christy M (post #89)

Woohoo! Congratulations!

 

12 Days of Smutketeer Xmas-Day Seven
by Karen Erickson on Dec 13th, 2011 152 Comments »

 

Welcome International Heat!

Happy Holidays from International Heat!

This holiday season we thought we’d share some “Sugar and Spicy Books” to get everyone in the Ho-Ho-Ho spirit! There’s nothing like waking up on a chilly winter morning to the smell of cookies baking. Like most people, the International Heat authors have sweet treats they make every December and we’d like to share a few of the recipes with you. From our kitchen to yours…

Mari Carr’s O’Henry Bars

1 cup corn syrup

1 cup sugar

1 ½ cups peanut butter

6 cups Special K cereal

6 oz. each Semi-sweet chocolate and butterscotch chips

Bring corn syrup and sugar to a boil, stirring constantly. Remove from heat. Add peanut butter. Mix with Special K and push into a 9×13 pan. Melt chocolate and butterscotch chips in microwave about one minute. Stir, then microwave for one minute more. Spread on top. Cut into squares and Enjoy!

Anne Rainey’s No Fail Peanut Brittle

3 cups sugar

1 cup corn syrup

½ cup water

3 cups of peanuts

1 Tbs. butter

1 tsp. vanilla

2 tsp. baking soda

1 tsp. salt

In a medium saucepan, combine sugar, water, corn syrup. Bring to a rapid simmer over medium-high and cook until thread spins when you pour a small amount from the spoon held above the pot. Add peanuts and continue to stir until mixture is a golden brown color. Remove pan from heat. Stir in remaining ingredients: vanilla, butter, baking soda, and salt. The mixture will bubble up and become milky looking. Stir until mixture is no longer bubbling and caramel is smooth.

Transfer to two lightly greased cookie sheets and spread with a lightly greased spatula. Let cool until firm, approx. 15 minutes. Break into pieces. Note: You can substitute almonds, cashews or pecans for something different.

Lexxie Couper’s White Christmas

500g white chocolate melts

1 1/2 cups rice bubbles

100g red and green glace cherries, halved (some chopped dried apricots are also yummy to add)

160g almonds, roasted, halved (and pistachios if you like them)

160g sultanas

1 cup (90g) desiccated coconut

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Line a 30cm x 20cm (base) baking pan with baking paper. Melt the chocolate in a heatproof bowl over a saucepan of simmering water (don’t let bowl touch water). Fold in the remaining ingredients. Pour mixture into the prepared pan, pressing down with a large metal spoon. Refrigerate for 4 hours or until set.

Turn slice onto a chopping board. Using a knife that has been dipped in hot water, cut into squares. Serve.

You will need 4 hours of refrigeration time.

Now on to the Spicy!

 

Truth or Dare by Rhian Cahill releases January 17, 2012.

Daring to tell the truth will change the rules of this game forever.

Party Games, Book 2

When her friend deserts her at an exclusive Sydney house party, Miki Drummond retreats to a corner to observe the insanity. Watching life go by is something she does well, especially after the hell her marriage put her through.

She never dreamed she’d reconnect with not one but two blasts from her high school past. And she never expected their heated gazes to bring her body so easily back to life.

Grant Rogers and Dayne Pierce never forgot Miki. Ever. Past experience tells them to tread slowly and carefully, but that plan flies out the window when they’re all dragged into a game of Truth or Dare. Something’s up, because Miki repeatedly chooses to take a shot rather than reveal her obvious pain. Time after time.

Waking up hungover in a strange bedroom, Miki is caught in an electrically charged moment with two men who offer her unimaginable pleasure, who seem determined to keep her suspended in sweet torment—permanently.

One night of pure fantasy is all Miki dares to take, but come morning the hard truth is that walking away isn’t an option.

Warning: The author cannot be held responsible for any truth you may tell or dare you make take after reading this story. And if you find yourself sandwiched between two hunky men…take the dare.

 

On December 22, Wild Irish Christmasby Mari Carr releases.

Wild Irish, Book Eight

 

“To Conall Brannagh.”

Ewan took the bottle from his father. “Who?”

“Conall Brannagh,” Patrick repeated. “If your mother had chosen him over me, none of us would be here tonight.”

It’s Christmas Eve, and the Collins siblings have given their father a precious gift. All seven have gathered together to spend the night in his apartment above the family pub, the warm, loving home where Patrick and Sunday raised their large brood.

You’ve witnessed each child find their happy-ever-after. Now gather ’round the tree and join the Collins family as they pass a bottle of Jameson, and Patrick shares the story of how he won the heart of Sunday, his true love, his soul mate…and the mother of his seven Wild Irish.

 

Suck and Blow by Lexxie Couper

Let the games begin…

Party Games, Book 1

Talent agent Frankie Winchester is a hellion. Her motto is all a girl needs is a fun time, a fast car and an awesome masseur on speed dial. There’s only one person who could beat her at anything. Alec. Bane of her high-school existence, a kid whose parents were as working class and loving as hers were rich and distant.

When celebrity landscape architect Alec Harris spots Frankie at an exclusive Sydney house party, everything comes rushing back. The memory of being the “cheap-money” kid, trying and failing to prove himself—and impress his dream girl, Frankie Winchester.

Unexpectedly partnered in a wildly sexy game, the delicious friction ignites a scorching sexual tension. But there’s more than a playing card trapped between them. Frankie refuses to admit that kiss shook her to the core. Alec wants nothing less than her full surrender.

Game on!

Product Warnings C’mon, the book’s called Suck and Blow. What more warning do you need?

 

Hidden Talents by Bianca D’Arc

Sometimes in space… everyone can hear you scream.

 

StarLords, Book 1

While on an undercover mission to gather intelligence on the neighboring collective, Micah receives the shock of his life. A shy, reclusive horse tamer who possesses a level of raw psi Talent that nearly matches his own. Along with her pure, wild Talent, her beautiful spirit and innocence rouse him to take her on a voyage of discovery to the stars…and the limits of her own, untapped passion.

All her life, Jeri has hidden her Talent, enduring the stigma of being “odd”. Once aboard the Circe, Micah and his cousin Darak, a rogue of the first order, guide her through a world where those with Talents are revered, not hunted. Where pleasure hones and strengthens psi power to undreamed-of heights. Where love is a real possibility, not a distant dream.

When a defenseless planet is besieged by the collective’s armada, the Circe races to the rescue—only to discover a missing piece of Jeri’s past on the wrong side of the battle. And that combining her formidable new powers with Micah’s may win the day, but cost her everything…

 

See You In My Dreams by Jess Dee

Every girl’s fantasy…one woman’s dream.

Speed, Book 1

Sophie Butler is sure she’s about to lose her much-needed cleaning job. She’s not only walked in on a guest—a violation of her employer’s cardinal rule—but she can’t seem to tear her gaze away from his gorgeous, naked-as-the-day-he-was-born body.

If all that isn’t bad enough, her usually sensible judgment and behavior are clouded by a nagging sense of familiarity. She knows the man from somewhere, she just can’t quite place him.

Nathan Pace is certain he’s just lost his jealously guarded anonymity. But hold on…if she’s just another fan looking for a piece of his alter ego, rock star Jamie Speed, why is she blushing six shades of scarlet? And why is he instantly aroused? When he catches a glimpse of her eyes, he knows. She’s the woman who for ten years has haunted his dreams.

The attraction that flares between them is undeniable—and unstoppable. But getting close means risking Nathan’s secret identity. Just this once, he’d like a woman to fall for the real man, not the press’s version of a celebrity superstar.

Product Warnings

This may be an erotic contemporary romance, but it does contain a hint of fantasy. And when that fantasy involves erotic dreams about a gorgeous rock star, you know you’re gonna want the fantasy to become reality…

 

Undone Rebel by Lila Dubois

Undone Lovers, Book 1

When amateur fetish model and rockabilly princess Adelita “Addie” Sanchez is asked to model for an instructional BDSM book she turns them down, adamant that she’s not a porn star. That changes when she meets the three male dominants behind the project, particularly Lane Therres, who convinces her that the project is more art than porn, and she’d be safe in his hands.

The rules of the photo sessions are clear—there’s no sex, and Addie can call a halt to anything she’s uncomfortable with. What self reliant, strong-willed Addie hadn’t counted on was enjoying giving herself over to the powerful Doms and their ropes, chains and toys. When she falls for Lane, while enjoying Emory’s touch, Addie turns away from both men, scared of what they’re doing to her. Can a relationship built on a BDSM contract ever be anything but whips and chains? Lane changes his Dom leather for shining armor to prove to his rockabilly princess that even the most gallant knights sometimes prefer dungeons.

 

 

Freedom by Jambrea Jo Jones

Book three in the Alliance Series

 

Who knew being bad could be so good?

 

Voss Potter ran from his life. He wasn’t wanted and was sick of being used as a pawn by his uncle. He thought he would explore the world as a stow away on an old friends ship. The only thing he wasn’t counting on? Maverick Sayers. The sexy first officer he’d lusted after for years.

Maverick Sayers loved his job. Nothing was better than traveling the world with good friends. One order changes his life forever. Protect Voss Potter. Now they are fleeing across the galaxy one step ahead of a money hungry family and a disease that could kill planets.

Can following orders leave to true love?

Reader Advisory: This book contains scenes of violence.

 

Slow Burn by JR Patrick

Zach is too hot for words but Marc has no intention of falling for his sexy coworker—no matter how many of Marc’s explicit dreams Zach stars in. With only a few months left of his stay in Germany, Marc doesn’t dare risk his heart with the beautiful man. But a train ride gone wrong changes everything when Zach comes to his rescue, melting Marc’s resistance in the process.

Zach’s patience has paid off. But now that the reserved scientist has turned up the heat from simmer to sizzle, four months won’t cut it. No. Zach wants forever. Will their chemistry be enough?

 

Sam’s Promise by Anne Rainey

This Thanksgiving comes with all the fixings…and something extra hot.

Blackwater, Book 1

Sam Jennings promised his father he’d always take care of the woman who yanked him and his four brothers out of foster care. When his adoptive mom has a near-fatal heart attack, Sam knows it’s past time to live up to his word.

As he sets out to put the Blackwater Diner back on its feet, he runs into his first snag. Waitress Julie Rose’s sweet curves and long legs are driving Sam to distraction. Even his brothers aren’t immune to her kind heart. But Sam is determined to be the only man in her bed.

Julie doesn’t regret the years she lost caring for her grandmom, but now, between business classes and her job, she’s left with very little time and energy for dating. Then there’s her policy about never getting mixed up with the boss’s son. But Sam’s hard body and wicked ideas have Julie forgetting all about annoying things like rules, and she accepts his invitation to show her all she’s been missing.

Sam is more than willing to take things slow as he teaches her all about the pleasures of the flesh. Luckily for him, Julie is a darned good student…

Product Warnings Contains explicit language, a sexy carpenter, and extra helpings of naughty fun under the stars. Heat and increased heart rate may help burn off extra holiday calories.

 

Devon’s Pair by Jayne Rylon

Will his boyfriend’s girlfriend become his girlfriend too?

Powertools, Book 4

James has watched each of the crew fall in love, one by one, until only he and his life partner Neil remain “unattached”. So, when he sees the way his bisexual boyfriend is checking out their new apprentice, he’s sure he’s doomed to lose the man of his dreams.

His love is strong enough that he would let go to ensure Neil’s happiness. Instead, sparks fly between the three of them—along with the rest of the crew—and he realizes he might not have to surrender because his boyfriend’s girlfriend is becoming his girlfriend too.
Product Warnings: The world’s first m/f/m/f/m/f/m/m/f…we think. You never know exactly what’s going to happen next when the crew gets back together, but it’s guaranteed to be steamy.
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IH Giveaway: What better way to celebrate the holidays than with GIFTS? Simply leave a comment telling us what your favorite SWEET holiday treat is and the title of one of your favorite SPICY books! We will each be giving away one of our ebooks and T’s offering up a beautiful, handmade Christmas ornament. Twelve prizes. Twelve winners! Happy Holidays from International Heat.

RG the Smutty Xmas Elf: Wow I love IH, don’t you? It’s definitely good to have friends like these for Xmas! On this 7th day of Xmas the Smutketeers are celebrating by giving away a by now much needed $25 gift card to Barnes & Noble! Winner will be chosen in the morning. Now I need to go cool off in the Xmas snow. *grin*

 

Winners of Day 6!
by R.G. Alexander on Dec 13th, 2011 11 Comments »

As the official Smutty Xmas Elf-I have to say-WOOHOO! This is so much fun. And this is one of my favorite moments of each day…when we announce the winners

Kristen Painter’s Giveaway ~ Ann G! (post #127)

Roxanne St Clair’s Giveaway ~ Ana Ovi! (post #32)

Louisa Edwards Giveaway ~ Trin R! (post #5)

And the Smutketeer $25 gift card to Zappos giveaway winner is ~Jen B! (post #27)

Congratulations!!!

Now-on with possibly the giving-est day of Xmas yet! (okay I think I made that word up-but you know what I mean)

12 Days of Smutketeer Xmas-Day Six
by Karen Erickson on Dec 12th, 2011 169 Comments »

 

Welcome Kristen Painter!

There are two things I look forward to most at Christmas time (besides time with family and all that) – The Christmas Story movie and my mom’s Italian Wedding cookies.

Now, the Christmas Story movie is a classic. From the leg lamp to Ralphie’s musings to the pink bunny suit, it’s just one great scene after another. And no matter how many times I watch it, I never get tired of it. In fact, if I’m hosting Christmas dinner that year, I always put that movie on while I work in the kitchen. Usually TBS runs it for twenty-four hours straight, so I pop that channel on and let Ralphie keep me company while I mash potatoes or prep horseradish sauce for the standing rib roast that’s my go-to Christmas dinner fare.

Speaking of food, I like to think my mom’s Italian Wedding cookies fall into the classics category too. They are so buttery and delicious, it’s impossible to eat just one. And they’re perfect for Christmas because they look like little snowballs!

Here’s the recipe:

Ingredients
1 and a 1/2 cups unsalted butter
3/4 cup powdered sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt (or use salted butter and leave this out)
1 and 1/2 cups finely ground almonds (with or without skins, up to you!)
4 and 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
3 cups all purpose flour
Lots of extra powdered sugar for rolling

Preparation
1.  Preheat oven to 325 degrees.
2.  Add butter and powdered sugar to large bowl and cream together, then add the salt.   Beat everything with a mixer until light and fluffy.
3.  Mix in the almonds and vanilla extract.
4.  Blend the flour in gradually until well incorporated.
5.  Use a teaspoon of dough for each cookie.  Roll it in your hands until you have a round ball. You can also do crescents or any shape you like really.  Place on ungreased cookie sheet.   Close together is okay since these cookies don’t spread.
6.  Bake for 15 to 20 minutes until done but NOT brown.  The cookie should be light in color and firm to the touch.
7.  Remove from the cookie sheet and cool about 2 to 3 minutes.   Roll each cookie in powdered sugar until fully coated, then let them cool all the way on a rack.

Note: You could do these with any nut really (not sure about peanuts). I usually make them with pecans.

Book Giveaway: Blood Rights

Born into a life of secrets and service, Chrysabelle’s body bears the telltale marks of a comarré — a special race of humans bred to feed vampire nobility. When her patron is murdered, she becomes the prime suspect, which sends her running into the mortal world…and into the arms of Malkolm, an outcast vampire cursed to kill every being from whom he drinks.

Now, Chrysabelle and Malkolm must work together to stop a plot to merge the mortal and supernatural worlds. If they fail, a chaos unlike anything anyone has ever seen will threaten to reign.

Read the excerpt here.

Purchase Blood Rights at Amazon.

You can find Kristen on Facebook and Twitter.

 

 

 

Welcome Roxanne St. Claire!

All I Want For Christmas…Is Fish

Okay, maybe that’s not all I want.  I’d like some new books, a bottle of expensive wine, a gift certificate to the spa, and a few diamonds.  Barring those Santa deliveries, I’ll take what we Italians (even by marriage) always enjoy on Christmas Eve…the “Feast of the Seven Fishes.”

Of course, we all have special traditions at this time of year, but none is stronger for the Italians than La Vigilia, a multi-course affair that must include at least seven different kinds of fish. No one really knows why seven is the magic number, but theories include the possibility that they represent the seven Sacraments or the Seven Hills of Rome. I suggest the number is for famous Seven Pounds of December that we all gain.  Whatever the history, La Vigilia (the vigil) is the biggest food night of the year for us and most definitely the highlight of the season.

Just to get you salivating, here’s the menu:

Antipasti

Pepperone Arrostito e Ripiene

(Roasted  Sweet  & Hot Peppers)

Finocchio e Olive

(Fennel & Olives)

Insalata di Scungilli

(Scungilli Salad)

Insalata di Baccala

(Salt Cod Salad)

Vongole Oreganate

(Baked Stuffed Clams)

Primo

Scampi Fra Diavolo e Linguini

(Spicy Shrimp and Pasta)

Crespelle Fruiti de Mar

(Seafood Crepes)

Secondi e Contorno

Baccala Amalfi

(Salt Cod Neopolitan Style)

Aragosta Ammellicata

(Lobster Tails)

Salmone con Salsa Verde

(Salmon in Pesto)

Broccoli Rapa Strascinati

(Drowned Broccoli Rabe)

And of course, Dolce!

 

Giveaway: Space In His Heart: a brand romantic suspense novel from Roxanne St. Claire!

About Space In His Heart:  This is the story of Jessica Marlow, an ambitious PR superstar who has been given the task of “making American fall in love with space” for her client, NASA.  Her brilliant idea to pick one super-sexy astronaut and make him “the face of space” thrills NASA, but doesn’t appeal to Commander Deke Stockard, her chosen rocket man.  Deke wants no parts of this lame PR blitz, especially when he’s in charge of the safety of the next launch…and some very questionable things are happening behind the scenes.  He can’t ignore orders, nor can he ignore Jessica’s sexy, sassy spirit and style.  Before long, their contentious working relationship turns intimate…but will their love survive a threat of sabotage that could spell the end of the space program?

Available at: Amazon | Barnes & Noble | Smashwords

 

 

Roxanne’s Website | Facebook | Twitter

 

Welcome Louisa Edwards!

Everyone in my family has a different idea of what the holidays should mean. Some of us love to mark the season by watching Miracle on 34th Street while others can’t get into the spirit without a viewing of Die Hard. My mother and I love to see the lighting of the Advent wreath at church—my dad and sister can’t imagine anything more dull. There have been years where we fought over where to celebrate, what day to open presents, whether we should even DO presents or if we should try donating to charity in each others’ honor instead. But year in and year out, one thing we all agree on is the food.

All of us look forward to the chance to spend time together in the kitchen making the recipes my family has been making for generations. Sure, a few new favorites have snuck in there over time; my dad and husband have even contributed a couple of recipes from their families! Okay, not really. It’s more that they’ve come to see that the food my mother’s Mississippi ancestors handed down really is the best possible choice for a holiday feast.

So to help you have the best feast possible, I’m sharing my family’s super traditional southern cornbread dressing with you. See, in my family we love this dressing so much that we make it for Thanksgiving AND Christmas, with or without a roast turkey—give it a try and you’ll see why!

Cornbread Dressing

¼ cup chopped parsley
½ tsp dried thyme
¼ tsp freshly grated nutmeg
1 lb. sausage (bulk breakfast sausage with sage) cooked and drained
1 ½ cup chopped onion
½ cup chopped celery
12 tbsp butter
5 cups cornbread, crumbled
1½ cups chopped pecans
¼ cup sherry (optional)
½ cup whole milk
2 cups turkey stock (or store-bought chicken broth, if you’re not roasting a turkey to accompany the dressing!)
2 eggs, beaten

Preheat oven to 400 degrees.

Mix all ingredients and pour into a large cast iron skillet. Bake for about an hour and a half, until most of the liquid has been absorbed and the top is crispy and golden brown

I’d love to know what you think if you try it! You can connect with me on Facebook at facebook.com/LouisaEdwardsFanPage, on Twitter @LouisaEdwards, or just email me at louisa@louisaedwards.com!

Giveaway: I’m giving away a signed copy of my latest release, Some Like it Hot.

It’s the second in my Rising Star Chef trilogy about a high-stakes culinary competition, and the hero, Danny Lunden, is a guy who knows a thing or two about family. Good luck in the drawing and I hope everyone has a fantastic (and delicious) holiday season!

RG the Smutty Xmas Elf: My little Elfy mouth is watering. Along with our authors donations to the Xmas buffet, today’s Smutketeer giveaway is a $25 gift card to Zappos.com! Winner will be announced tomorrow morning.

We’re halfway through our 12 days of Xmas! Everybody having fun? *grin*

(Oh, and make sure you’ve checked out all our Xmas days to be entered to win the Kindle Fire/Nook Tablet grand prize)