Smutketeers

Snow White And Her Seven Lovers…

Did that title get your attention? Thought so, LOL! Thanks so much for letting me guest blog, Smutketeers! I’m Jenna Ives and I write contemporary erotic romance and BDSM novellas. I love novellas, because with so much technology at hand these days (texting, tweeting, e-readers, smart phones, video game players, etc) it seems everyone is developing a shorter attention span. And novellas are the perfect way to satisfy a romance reader’s appetite for sexy stories without having to make a long-term time commitment!</p>

My new novella, Snow White And Her Seven Lovers, was inspired by both Kristen Stewart/Charlize Theron’s upcoming movie “Snow White And The Huntsman” as well as Lily Collins/Julia Roberts’ spring release of “Mirror, Mirror.” It looks like 2012 is definitely the year of Snow White!

What’s a girl to do when she wakes up poisoned in a hospital ER and finds that she’s lost her memory, her family, and very nearly her life?
That was me. Three months ago. With no identity, no money, and nowhere to go on the day I was discharged from the hospital, I gratefully accepted my gorgeous ER doctor’s offer to move in with him and his equally gorgeous six friends – the ones who’d found me unconscious in an apple orchard. My plan was to stay only until my memory returned, and I could figure out who I was and if someone really had tried to kill me.
Together with Doc, these were an amazingly diverse bunch of guys, but there was something about each one of them that attracted me powerfully enough to want to explore it. The policeman with his clever handcuffs. The cunningly linguistic librarian. The disciplinarian teacher. The virgin computer whiz who loved to play sex games. The engineer who created shotgun orgasms. The wildly imaginative baker.
Becoming intimate with these seven men completed me in ways I suspected discovering my name never would. That is, until the fateful day a man showed up claiming to be my fiancé…

Oooh… this story has conflict and lots of steamy sex scenes! Not only are there handcuffs, there’s also spanking, vibrators, bondage, ménage, role play, dirty talk, a strip search, a naughty little feather tickler, a sex slave and even a Prince Not-So-Charming! An erotic fairy tale, to be sure. But by far, my most favorite part of writing this story was coming up with jobs that realistically lent themselves to the seven male heroes – Doc is the obvious one (he’s the ER doctor who saves our heroine’s life) but if you read this story, I’d love to hear from you about my choices for the six friends’ occupations. : ) Grumpy? Dopey? Sleepy? Sneezy? Happy? Bashful? Can you match up the men to the jobs in my blurb above?

Snow White And Her Seven Lovers is available through Amazon , Barnes & Noble , at Smashwords, or at my website, www.jennaives.com, but I’m giving away TWO copies today (in any e-format). And for you BDSM fans, I also have a link to The Initiation Of Isabella. You’ll be hot to join Bella’s sorority when you’re done reading that one!

A little about me:

Beer or Girly drink with an umbrella? Girly drink, especially anything with champagne in it.
Vanilla or chocolate? Hmm, how about a swirl? (Spoken like a true erotica author, no? I want them both.)
Boxers, briefs or commando? Boxer briefs!
Quiet dinner in front of the fire or hot night on the town? The fire. Good place to get all hot and sweaty, if you know what I mean!
Carried off into the sunset on the back of a galloping stallion or in the luxury of a racy corvette? Definitely the stallion. There’s just something primal about a man on a horse…
Elegant fop or rough-edged rogue? The rogue. Love me them bad boys.
Tropical beach or mountain cabin? The beach! I love Southern California.
Cop or Fireman? Cop. Didn’t you read about the handcuffs in my blurb??
Vampire or werewolf? Vampire. I’m totally Team Edward.

So now that you know a little about me, tell me something about yourself… Which classic fairy tale is your personal favorite?? And how would you spice it up? The two most creative answers will win a free e-copy of Snow White And Her Seven Lovers on Monday!

Hello fellow smut lovers, Smutketeers and Smutkedettes.

How did this happen? When did we get here? Last I looked I was prepping for Christmas.

The kids have gone back to school, and those boring things we called jobs have started again. The holiday is over and a new year awaits us; hopefully, all those 2011 hangovers are far behind you and you’re looking forward to all that 2012 promises. If not, you can always turn to a spot of smutty reading to lighten the mood and brighten the spirits. My to-read list for the new year is already toppling over, and we’re not even into the first week yet. But isn’t that just the best way to have it? Lots of romances to look forward to, and hero’s to drool over. Best of all, a whole lot of delicious smut to indulge in.

So here’s to 2012 and all the smut it may bring us.

Oh, and if sexy vamps, dark, spooky Scottish castles, and a spot of light BDSM is up your smutty alley, then get a load of this to get a rocking start to your year…

Dracula’s Kiss

Cathela’s Office Halloween Ball is a complete bust. She spills out of her Dracula’s Bride costume, and her vamp fetish chases away her boyfriend. Only redeeming feature to the night? Necking multiple shots of Dracula’s Kiss–a lush Black Cherry Vodka cocktail–and an interlude with a gorgeous man dressed Gary Oldman style.

No one comes close to satisfying Alec Murray’s needs until he meets Cathela during some lame-ass party for bankers. One taste of her blood, sweet yet darkly dangerous, he knows she’s perfect for him.

A night of goth bondage is planned for one. For the other, a night of sexual control is a must. A perfect fit. Alec is compelled to reveal his true nature but can their relationship survive his dark secret?

“JoAnne Kenrick writes with passion and excitement. She brings her characters to life through lavish attention to emotions and character. – Talina on Dracula’s Kiss, a Night Owl Reviews TOP PICK

Excerpt

Before he knew it, he had no control over his hunger and he fed from her sweet taste of copper and licorice. Thick particles of Cathela dripped down his throat, filing his body with her sensual desires and nutrients. His cock, already sprung for action, told him to fuck this woman senseless. It’d been so long since his feeding had turned into sexual pleasure.

He ripped her dress the rest of the way down the front and knelt to kiss her on her flat stomach. He loved the way his lips bounced off her smooth skin, and the scent of her arousal wafted toward him, begging him to keep at it. He paused, concerned he might be overwhelming her. “Is this okay?”

“No…yes.”

Her comment made him chuckle. He ripped her panties off with a force he knew she’d enjoy. What a sight.She’d gone Brazilian on him. He dove straight to her swollen lips and licked her up. The murmuring sounds of pleasure she made edged him to keep going. He’d almost forgotten the taste of a woman and pushed further into her sex, moving his face side to side while his tongue pleasured her clit and his chin dug into her entrance.

She gripped his shoulders, her long nails sinking into his skin, and she cried out for more. Seconds later, her pussy clenched and she creamed in his mouth. He lapped at her, savoring everything she had given him, then licked his lips.

In his hurry to please, he had forgotten one major thing. He hadn’t blindfold her yet. Panic settled in. He had to think of something. His sight keener and his senses sharpened, he knew he had turned.

JoAnne’s books are available to purchase is most all eBook retailers including: Kindle | Nook | ARe | Bookstrand

Find out more about JoAnne Kenrick

www.joannekenrick.com

Twitter: @joannekenrick

Contest:

Have I got a prize that could really rock you into 2012! A Rockstar. A vibrating, hit the right spot BOB of a rockstar. I’ll throw in some toy cleaner wipes to make your playtime safe, and a little extra surprise freebie.

Prize Details:

Prize is a choice between: Rock Star Joni or Rock Star Patti. If either vibes are out of stock at time of prize win, the winner may choice a vibe around the same value. As the prize is being sent via Eden Fantasys, this means the contest is for USA residents only.

How to be in with a chance of winning the BOB of your dreams: Just hit this blog post up with a comment about what you’re looking forward in 2012.

Thank you for all the wonderful and heartfelt comments and wishes for 2012. Our wish is that all of yours come true. That all obstacles are overcome, and this year is the best you’ve ever had.

Winner~ Elf (Post #3)
Congratulations! Email me and let me know which books from The Smutketeers and whether or not you want a gift card from Amazon or Barnes & Noble

To everyone else…get ready for an amazing 2012!

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!

This is actually huge news for authors of erotica and erotic romance-my novel FALLEN ANGEL is available now at Walmart! One of my dear, devoted readers, Kim Brooks, sent me a pic of it in her cart-thank you, Kim! I looked online and they’re selling it on the website-for only $6.79! You can buy your copy HERE!

Very exciting news!

While I’m here, just a reminder that my contest for the release of my BDSM novella SANCTUARY is still going on until the 3rd-be sure to look at yesterday’s post!

Eden/Eve :)