Snow White And Her Seven Lovers…
Did that title get your attention? Thought so, LOL! Thanks so much for letting me guest blog, Smutketeers! I’m Jenna Ives and I write contemporary erotic romance and BDSM novellas. I love novellas, because with so much technology at hand these days (texting, tweeting, e-readers, smart phones, video game players, etc) it seems everyone is developing a shorter attention span. And novellas are the perfect way to satisfy a romance reader’s appetite for sexy stories without having to make a long-term time commitment!</p>
My new novella, Snow White And Her Seven Lovers, was inspired by both Kristen Stewart/Charlize Theron’s upcoming movie “Snow White And The Huntsman” as well as Lily Collins/Julia Roberts’ spring release of “Mirror, Mirror.” It looks like 2012 is definitely the year of Snow White!
Here’s the blurb for my erotic version of this classic fairy tale, which I’ve written from our heroine’s point of view:
What’s a girl to do when she wakes up poisoned in a hospital ER and finds that she’s lost her memory, her family, and very nearly her life?
That was me. Three months ago. With no identity, no money, and nowhere to go on the day I was discharged from the hospital, I gratefully accepted my gorgeous ER doctor’s offer to move in with him and his equally gorgeous six friends – the ones who’d found me unconscious in an apple orchard. My plan was to stay only until my memory returned, and I could figure out who I was and if someone really had tried to kill me.
Together with Doc, these were an amazingly diverse bunch of guys, but there was something about each one of them that attracted me powerfully enough to want to explore it. The policeman with his clever handcuffs. The cunningly linguistic librarian. The disciplinarian teacher. The virgin computer whiz who loved to play sex games. The engineer who created shotgun orgasms. The wildly imaginative baker.
Becoming intimate with these seven men completed me in ways I suspected discovering my name never would. That is, until the fateful day a man showed up claiming to be my fiancé…
Oooh… this story has conflict and lots of steamy sex scenes! Not only are there handcuffs, there’s also spanking, vibrators, bondage, ménage, role play, dirty talk, a strip search, a naughty little feather tickler, a sex slave and even a Prince Not-So-Charming! An erotic fairy tale, to be sure. But by far, my most favorite part of writing this story was coming up with jobs that realistically lent themselves to the seven male heroes – Doc is the obvious one (he’s the ER doctor who saves our heroine’s life) but if you read this story, I’d love to hear from you about my choices for the six friends’ occupations. : ) Grumpy? Dopey? Sleepy? Sneezy? Happy? Bashful? Can you match up the men to the jobs in my blurb above?
Snow White And Her Seven Lovers is available through Amazon , Barnes & Noble , at Smashwords, or at my website, www.jennaives.com, but I’m giving away TWO copies today (in any e-format). And for you BDSM fans, I also have a link to The Initiation Of Isabella. You’ll be hot to join Bella’s sorority when you’re done reading that one!
A little about me:
Beer or Girly drink with an umbrella? Girly drink, especially anything with champagne in it.
Vanilla or chocolate? Hmm, how about a swirl? (Spoken like a true erotica author, no? I want them both.)
Boxers, briefs or commando? Boxer briefs!
Quiet dinner in front of the fire or hot night on the town? The fire. Good place to get all hot and sweaty, if you know what I mean!
Carried off into the sunset on the back of a galloping stallion or in the luxury of a racy corvette? Definitely the stallion. There’s just something primal about a man on a horse…
Elegant fop or rough-edged rogue? The rogue. Love me them bad boys.
Tropical beach or mountain cabin? The beach! I love Southern California.
Cop or Fireman? Cop. Didn’t you read about the handcuffs in my blurb??
Vampire or werewolf? Vampire. I’m totally Team Edward.
So now that you know a little about me, tell me something about yourself… Which classic fairy tale is your personal favorite?? And how would you spice it up? The two most creative answers will win a free e-copy of Snow White And Her Seven Lovers on Monday!