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Smutketeers Do Emily Ryan-Davis!
by Crystal Jordan on Jun 28th, 2012 15 Comments »

Happy Fourth of July pre-weekend. Do you have plans? My community does a parade and fireworks thing but I hate parades, and not only because I have to spend the last two weeks of June navigating sidewalks that are littered with chairs put out by my neighbors to hold their parade-watching spots.  I hate parades because they’re noisy, there’s skin cancer beating down from the sky, face paint is terrible for your pores and the firemen riding in the trucks? Not hot. Not hot at all.

My patriotic plans will instead revolve around my air conditioner and my Nook. In the event you and I are of the same “summer reading” mindset, I have some options for you…and the men parading through these books actually are hot. Really hot.

Want a little taste?

            Despite her better judgment, she leaned slightly to see who stood on the other side of the door when Donovan opened it. A huge man filled the empty space. Black cotton stretched across his chest and skimmed his long torso until it disappeared behind the belted waist of olive cargo pants. Thick dreadlocks twisted around his shoulders and fell to his waist. He stepped into the room and dominated the office with his presence. Dessa’s mouth went dry. Him. She gripped the arms of her chair and curled her toes against the insoles of her slippers, trying to ground herself to the floor. Her body tightened in alarm as she met his eyes, clear and bright as good whisky. He remembered her. The flare of his pupils told her as much. Twelve years and he hadn’t changed a bit. Donovan was her boogey man but this man was her…what? Savior? Fantasy lover? Killer? All at once, in some dreams.

            She clenched her teeth, trying to bite off hazy memories of his tongue on her skin, his mouth on her throat. Good girls did not find evil attractive, especially when they were good Southern girls and the evil in question was more than two hundred muscular pounds of very tall coffee-colored man. No. Not man. Vampire. Vampire who by his own words meant to kill her.

 

Yum, right? Meet Teijon Reyes, hero of my upcoming release, gothic urban fantasy novel PAINT FOR BLOOD, which will be available in late July, but one lucky someone will win a digital ARC this weekend.

 

About PAINT FOR BLOOD

Available July 2012

 

There’s only one substance on earth that can create a new vampire–the blood of a Chalice, a rare individual with magic in her veins. Atlanta’s human-vampire Civility Laws demand that if a Chalice is found, she must be destroyed. Vampire Teijon Reyes allowed the mortal girl Dessa Collier to live despite the threat she posed to society. If he ever finds her again, he will kill her, personal desires be damned.

 

Heiress to a family tradition of ward-working, house painter Dessa Collier has spent the past twelve years pretending vampires don’t exist. When a friend-enemy walks back into Dessa’s life after a decade-long absence, everything Dessa has been hiding from comes crashing down on top of her.

 

Thrown together on a mission to protect a city under siege, Dessa and Teijon can no longer hide from the powerful attraction that binds them…or the monsters that hunt them.

 

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But I promised two hot men, didn’t I? Meet Ven, from HIS DARK MAGIC.

                Sesha inhaled and released the breath, the remnants of her fear exiting with it. She rounded the desk, aware of the way Ven stiffened when she neared him. He didn’t move beyond that mark of tension. Slowly, she brushed the back of his hand with her fingertips. He flinched and rocked his weight forward, balling his hands into fists, white-knuckled as they pressed against the leather-bound portfolio. Sesha crowded him. She wrapped her hand around his wrist, unable to complete a full circle with her fingers, and swept her palm up his forearm. His muscles bunched beneath her touch. She squeezed, pricked his skin with her fingernails, and raised her eyes to find he’d turned his head toward her.

            “What are you doing?” He rasped.

            “Does your mind feel invaded?” She held his gaze, ignoring the raw flutters of dark emotion in her stomach. Those weren’t his emotions, they were hers. And they were more frightening for the ownership.

            His jaw tightened. “My mind has not felt my own in some time. Your influence would hardly matter.”

            She couldn’t help herself–his words were not meant as challenge, but she received them as such and determined to serve it back to him. Her grip flexed, fingernails biting into muscle until he hissed and drew away. Sesha followed, flattening the folds of fabric between them, fitting her body along his side. “You will not feel me inside your head because my gift does not work in that manner. I feel you. But even if I didn’t believe in a man’s privacy, I do believe in preserving my own sanity. You have slipped into me twice now, so hungry and needful you could have rendered me empty, but I’ve blocked you. You cannot get inside me. I would not go inside you.”

            He straightened from the desk, not attempting to shake her hold on him. His free hand closed around the back of her neck, flexed. Sesha shuddered. He loosened his grip and trailed his fingertips along her collarbone, down the triangle of skin left bare by her robe’s crossed panels. The heel of his palm settled over the knot of her sash. Blood rushed to her head, flushing her cheeks hot. She raised her eyes to his and quickly looked away from the heat in his stare.

            Relentless, Ven grasped the knot and used it to pull her closer to him, up on her toes. His lips grazed her ear. “I will get inside you, though you may damn me for it after. And you will remember to address me properly.”

            Her breath came in quick, short bursts. Fingers of fear and arousal laced together and squeezed at her stomach. She turned her face away, hid her hot cheeks against his shoulder. Ven still clutched the tie of her robe. His free hand shifted behind her, heavy between her shoulders, ungentle in her hair. He tangled his fingers in the strands at her nape and pried her face from hiding. A discreet knock sounded at the door. Ven ignored it. “Look at me. Acknowledge me,” he commanded.

            “Master,” she whispered, heart pounding wildly.

 

More? Yeah. Me too. And you don’t have to wait for HIS DARK MAGIC, which is available now at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, All Romance Ebooks, Smashwords and Kobo

 

About HIS DARK MAGIC

Ven is a tool of the Sun, bred to work the dark magic of resurrection. Nearly a year ago his work ended in tragedy and he retreated behind a vow of silence. When he is called to duty again, a beautiful girl will die if he cannot shed the weight of his sins and turn lust into love.

Sesha is only half-human but she is human enough to know earthly pain. Ven’s pain haunts her. Duty commits her to service but a need to know and heal commits her to the man. She will love him enough to save him from himself, even if it means her death in the end.

 

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CONTEST: Now for the good stuff — free stuff, just in time to heat you up for the holiday.

 

The first way to win: sign up for my monthly newsletter by sending a blank e-mail to emily_ryandavis-subscribe @ yahoogroups.com and you’ll be entered in a random drawing for one of two prizes, a digital ARC of PAINT FOR BLOOD and a digital copy of HIS DARK MAGIC.

The second way to win: just leave a comment telling me how YOU would respond to a man who insisted you call him “master”. ;) Two commenters will win their choice of one title from my backlist.

The Smutketeers Do Jess Michaels!
by Karen Erickson on Jun 25th, 2012 25 Comments »

From Karen: I’m excited for our guest today at the Smutketeers. I’ve been reading historical romance author Jenna Petersen/Jess Michaels for years! So without further ado, let me introduce to you Jess Michaels, erotic historical romance author extraordinaire. And make sure you read the interview till the end because there’s a contest!


Welcome to the Smutketeers blog Jess! First of all, could you tell us a little bit about yourself?

Thanks so much for having me. I’ve written over 30 books under three different names for both mainstream publishers, small presses and self-publishing. I live in Arizona with two cats and my husband. We have two nephews we adore. I enjoy reading, travel, video games and MMA.

Please tell us about your new book with Samhain, AN INTRODUCTION TO PLEASURE.

It’s the first in a three-book series about a Regency-era mistress who is a matchmaker between gentlemen and mistresses. In the first book, an innocent young woman is forced into a life of a courtesan and asks the mistress matchmaker to arrange a lover for her. She puts her with a broken man who was a once a great rake. And the training begins…

Oooh, sounds delicious. Is this book a part of a series? And if so, how many books do you have planned?

The series is Mistress Matchmaker and there are three books. AN INTRODUCTION TO PLEASURE (June 19), FOR DESIRE ALONE (November 6) and HER PERFECT MATCH (March 5). All from Samhain.

Any behind the scenes secrets about AN INTRODUCTION TO PLEASURE or the series? We’d love to hear the juicy details. *winks*

Well, this series is something I pitched years ago when I was still with Avon Red. At the time, EVERYTHING FORBIDDEN had just come out though and they wanted to have more stories in that series, so I put it aside. I kept revisiting it, though, and when I decided to resurrect Jess Michaels it was the first idea I wanted to pursue. So this series is 6 years in the making.

(Karen: I really loved your Avon Red titles so I’m excited to read this new series! Whee…ahem.)

You have a few pen names – can you tell us more about them and what you write?

Sure! As Jess Michaels I write historical erotic romance. As Jenna Petersen, I write historical romance set in the Regency period. Hot but not erotic per say. You can find both of them online together at www.jennapetersen.com As Jesse Petersen, I write urban fantasy, a lot of it monster related. My zombie series “Living With the Dead” is complete and I just sold a new project, though I can’t talk much about it yet. You can learn all about me at www.jessepetersen.net

You’re a very busy lady! Tell us something about you we’d be surprised to learn, something not many people know about you.

I just opened my own store at etsy for jewelry design. I started to do glass pendant jewelry of a bookish/geekish bent and now I sell that on the side. It’s been tons of fun and I love using my creativity in other ways. http://www.etsy.com/shop/ByTheBookDesigns

(Karen: How cool! Can’t wait to check out your shop.)

What can we look forward to coming next from you?

The rest of the books in the Mistress Matchmaker series are coming this year and next (see above). Hopefully Samhain will want more Jess Michaels works. Jenna has bunches of stuff circulating at publishers and Jesse is also busy, having just sold a new book. So there will hopefully be plenty of work from all three names for readers. The best place to keep up with all my news is my Facebook accounts, which I update regularly. I have one for Jenna Petersen, where I also discuss Jess Michaels work and one for Jesse Petersen, as well.

Okay, here’s the infamous quick and dirty questions we like to ask our guests:

- Tropical island or mountain cabin?

Mountain cabin. I live in Arizona and it’s hot, so somewhere cool is very appealing.

- Vampire, shifter or cowboy?

None of the above. Zombie.

- Boxers or briefs?

Boxers. Briefs are weird. Glad I write regency.

- Handcuffs or scarves?

My regency people would use scarves. So i’ll go with that.

- Quiet dinner in front of the fire or hot night on the town?

Quiet dinner. I’m a homebody.

AN INTRODUCTION TO PLEASURE can be found at Amazon | B&N | Samhain

You can read an excerpt of AN INTRODUCTION TO PLEASURE here.

Contest Time! Jenna/Jess was generous enough to offer a print copy of A RED HOT VALENTINE’S DAY (a four author anthology featuring Jess Michaels, Lacy Danes, Megan Hart and Jackie Kessler) as a prize to one lucky commenter (US residents only please)! Just leave a comment and you’re entered! Contest closes Wednesday, June 27th and winner will be drawn Thursday, June 28th. Good luck!

Fallen Angel is out today!
by edenbradley on Jun 19th, 2012 18 Comments »

Have you ever experienced one of those moments when something happens, and it’s like an explosion-and your life as you know it changes forever? That’s what happens in my latest release, FALLEN ANGEL. And unlike so many books about fallen angels, the angel this time is my heroine….maybe.  More about her later…but let’s talk about my hero, Declan Byrne. In fact, let’s talk to him.

Eden/Eve: Declan, thanks for dropping by the Smutketeers blog to talk about your story. Why don’t we begin by telling our readers a little about you? Your job, your dog, who I adore…your father…

Declan: My father? You know I don’t like to talk about him. Haven’t since we lost my mother. And that new girlfriend of his, Ruth Hehewuti. Dad may be ready to date again, but I’m not ready. It makes losing mom too real. Do I have a resentment? Damn, right I do. But Dad’s the reason why I left, joined the military. How I ended up in the Middle East…Okay, enough of that shit. Dad’s also part of the reason why I moved back to Mendocino and became a forest ranger after all that. I hate to admit it, but I was following in the old man’s footsteps, I guess. And I need the solitude of the Mendocino Coast after what I saw over there…what I went through.

My dog—that’s another story. Liam is a mastiff, and they don’t come more loyal. He’s my best friend. I know people say that about dogs, but in Liam’s case it’s true. Angel would say the same. That dog loves her almost more than he loves me. But that’s okay. She needs him. Maybe almost as much as I need her…

Eden/Eve: It seems there’s no way to talk about this story without touching on hard topics.

Declan: Yeah. It’s okay. Angel has taught me that.

Eden/Eve: Let’s talk more about the woman you love.

Declan: Angel? She really is an angel, fallen from heaven. Even after what those people did to her-her whole God damn life! Unbelievable what she went through, the things she endured. And she came out of it still whole. Almost untouched. I don’t understand how that’s even possible. Ruth has her theories, and maybe some of it makes sense. All I know is that Angel saved me as much as I saved her. And I will love her and protect her until the day I die. I swear it.

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Take a sneak peek now at of FALLEN ANGEL:

He would move heaven and earth to protect her

Was she heaven-sent…or more heartbreak waiting to happen?

Haunted by a military mission that ended in personal tragedy, Declan Byrne still bears a soldier’s scars. As a park ranger on the secluded Mendocino coast, he guards his heart while standing ready for anything. Anything except a beautiful, ethereal woman with a mysterious past, falling from the cliffs to the rocks below.

Angel, as Declan decides to call her, has no memory of what happened. But as her body heals, disturbing dreams emerge. In Declan’s protective care, Angel feels safe to act on the undeniable passion between them, without the threats from old, unnameable demons. And, in time, she senses Declan needs her as desperately as she needs him. But when her past returns with a vengeance, Declan must decide just how much he’s willing to risk in order to keep the woman he loves safe.
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OPENING EXCERPT:
Mist swirled around his feet, obscuring the hard-packed sand as Declan Byrne took his morning walk down the rugged beach. The sun was just beginning to rise, a faint amber glow casting the first golden rays of the day, barely touching the cresting waves of the Pacific Ocean. He loved it there, loved to come when it was still nearly dark, picking his way over the craggy rocks, the piles of driftwood and seaweed, the empty sound of the thundering ocean soothing him.

Liam, his enormous black mastiff, trotted beside him, his only company. Declan preferred it that way. He reveled in the loneliness, the isolation of this place. It was a big part of why he’d come back here six years earlier. He’d needed the quiet. He’d needed to heal. Maybe he still did.

Abby…

No, don’t think about her now.

Don’t think about her, period.

He turned instead to the sea, watched as Liam chased the edge of the incoming waves, sniffing, backing away as the water surged onto the sand. This was their daily ritual. How Declan got his head on straight before beginning work, before he had to interact with other people, something he’d been lousy at the last few years. He much preferred his dog, the ocean, the rough and lonely Mendocino coastline, to people.

His work as a forest ranger didn’t require much human contact. This particular job included making sure trails were cleared, keeping order in the campgrounds, the occasional lost hiker, and sometimes training new rangers. But mostly, it was just him and the forest, the lone stretches of beach and rugged cliffs that made up the National Park’s coastline. Probably the biggest reason why he’d taken the job. That, and something about his father having worked in this area as a ranger most of his life, up until he’d retired a couple of years ago.

Following in the old man’s footsteps, no matter how he felt about him. But this place was home to him. His gruff father was home to him, even though they’d barely spoken since his mother died.

Don’t think about that, either.

The sun was coming up fast, warming the damp air as he and Liam climbed over the rocks to the next crescent of sand. Declan stopped and looked out to sea, tracking the rising sun, the surge of the gray and green water, and felt that brief moment of peace he sought each day. He breathed in the sharp salt air, filling his lungs. Watched as a lone gull flew in low over the water on silent wings, skimming the surface beyond the waves. Peace here, yes. He didn’t want to stop to consider why he needed it so desperately.

A hard thump behind him; shocking, how loud it was,how it made the ground shake. Declan spun around, his heart hammering while Liam went off, barking like crazy.

A woman lying on the sand before him. He nearly tripped over her in the half-dark, had to dig his heels into the rocky beach to steady himself. The crashing of the cold surf faded into the background as he tried to grasp what he was seeing. Liam had stopped barking and was sniffing her limp body, his huge black head dwarfing her.

He grabbed for the mastiff’s collar. “Liam, off!”

What the hell?

She was naked, bleeding, one leg caught on the rocks, twisted at an impossible angle. His brain shifted into high gear as he bent over her, adrenalin swamping his veins in a hot, speedy current.

Where the hell had she come from? Must have fallen from the cliffs. He looked up, peering through the pale light, his gaze wandering up the ragged cliff side, but he saw nothing, no one.

“Jesus,” he muttered as he pulled out his cell phone and dialed 911.

As the phone rang his gaze roamed her body, trying to assess the damage in the diffused light of the rising sun. Pale, waving blonde hair down to her knees. There were strange symbols painted all over her: her stomach, her thighs, across her bare breasts. They were lush and round, he couldn’t help but notice, then cursed himself. The woman was half dead, for God’s sake. He leaned in closer, trying to find out if she was breathing. He didn’t want to touch her. No, he wanted to touch her. He didn’t dare.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

There. A small, gasping breath rattling in her chest.

Thank God.

An operator finally answered the phone, and he quickly told the man who he was, gave him details, his location.

He hung up to wait for the rescue team, finally dared to reach out and lay his fingertips on her wrist to check her pulse. Bones like a bird, isn’t that what the saying was? She was so delicate…

She was alive, her breath shallow, but she was taking one after another. There was blood everywhere; he could smell it even over the tangy ocean scent in the air, but beneath the mess he could see a lovely, angelic face. Hard to tell how old she was. Late teens? Early twenties? Closer inspection showed him bits of twigs—herbs, maybe?—and small bones woven into her hair. On her upturned palms were pentagrams painted in red.

Who the fuck would have done something like this?

Liam was standing next to him, over the girl, peering into her face as though he were trying to figure it out, too.

He’d never seen anything like it. He never wanted to again.

He fought back the sense of horror that made bile rise, made his throat want to close up.

So much blood…


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And just so you can see that this book is as hot and sensual as it is emotional…and maybe because it’s time to introduce you to the true fallen angel in this book, the demon Asmodeus. This is an excerpt you’ll see only here. Of course, there are plenty of lush sex scenes between Angel and Declan-but you’ll have to follow my blog tour to get a peek.

Here are my blog & interview dates and locations-there are prizes and excerpts on each of them!

June 19: Lauren Dane’s blog, Demon Lover Books& More, The Nine Naughty Novelists, Day Dreaming blog, Scorching Book Reviews, Under the Covers Book Blog and The Book Tart.

June 20: Guilty Pleasures, Pearl’s World of Romance, In Love With Romance, Book Obsessed Chicks, My Overstuffed BookshelfMy Secret Romance, The Forbidden Bookshelf and Romancing Rakes for the Love of Romance.

June 21: Roni Loren’s blog

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EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT:
She didn’t want to do it, but she called on the only one who was familiar to her.

“Asmodeus!”

“I am here.”

Relief flooded through her at the sound of his voice. Then his heat enveloped her and she saw the golden glow that often preceded him. Just a clear, gleaming light that seemed to come from his hair and his body, cut through only by the burning, bottomless black of his eyes. More beautiful and deadly than a snake.

“Asmodeus, where am I?”

“You are here, with me.” His voice was a deep, soothing echo, one she could never quite catch and hang onto. But it wrapped around like a full-body caress.

“But…I remember choosing.”

“Yes. You chose.”

“Yet here you are, anyway. With me again.”

“My loyalty is astounding.”

She hung her head, her hair falling around her face, covering her naked breasts. “More so than my own. There are reasons why I’ve been rejected by the Dark God.”

She looked up, and the demon nodded, his black gaze on hers.

“Is this to be my punishment?”

“Being with me is a punishment? I have guided you, taught you. Loved you.”

“No, I…I meant to be in this nowhere place. To feel such pain.”

“I am with you. As always.”

“Asmodeus…”

She was full of sadness. Full of fear.

“I would comfort you, little one. I would put my arms around you. But you are untouchable.”

“Even now? Now that my body is no longer sacred?”

“I did not say your body was not still sacred, still consecrated.”

“Yet you cannot touch me.”

His voice was low, seductive. “I would touch you in the way I always have.”

“Yes, Asmodeus.”

She took a step toward him, absorbing the fiery heat of his body, the hard shell gleaming with desire, his dark golden cock rising.

“Tell me what you desire, my beauty.”

“To be touched,” she answered, as she so often had.

“I will tell you how I would touch you, how you would touch me.”

“Yes…”

Already her sex was plumping, filling, her breasts aching.

The demon’s hand began a slow stroking motion, up his rigid shaft, down again. He was pure beauty, her demon lover. His hard skin was like polished gold, impossibly smooth. And his hair was pale, pale silk, the long strands floating weightlessly about his broad shoulders, his perfect face. But at this moment, nothing was more beautiful to her than his hand on his cock, the flawless instrument of pleasure that was ever denied her. His long fingers brushed at the swollen head, and her mouth watered.

“I would put my lips there, Asmodeus, and taste you,” she told him while the heat built in her system, scorching her with need.

“Yes. And I would wrap my hands in your long hair, wrap it around and around my fist, holding you tight, pushing my flesh down your lovely throat.”

“And you would be sweet on my tongue…”

“Show me how I would touch you while you sucked me, beauty.”

“Oh…”

Her hands went to her breasts, teasing the nipples. They went hard as two stones immediately. But she needed more. With one hand she parted the lips to her sex, looked up at Asmodeus as pleasure seeped into her system, warming her all over.

“The perfect pearl,” the demon told her. “I would taste you, as well.” His tongue darted out, the luscious pink tip running over his full lips. “I would drink from you, my tongue pushing into you, suckling your clitoris. You would grow hard in my mouth.”

“Yes…”

She used her other hand to tease at her entrance, to tug on her clitoris. She watched as he stroked his thick member, the head going darker, like burnished copper. With his other hand he smoothed his fingertips over one of his dark, bronze nipples.

“You would put your lovely mouth on me here,” he told her.. “And here.” He arched his hips into his fisted hand..

“I want you, Asmodeus.”

“As always, my beauty.” He pumped into his fist, faster and faster. His eyes burned like the darkest coal, brighter with his pleasure. “Spread your pretty thighs for me, little one. Press onto that needy nub of flesh, rub at the entrance to your tight, virgin center with your fingers. Yes. Beautiful.”
She did as he told her, her fingers teasing, pushing in the slightest bit, then slipping out again. With her other hand she circled her clitoris, hard and aching and needing release.

Their hips arched together, into the cool air that separated them, and always would. And as the demon’s gaze burned red, then blue with fire, his roar reverberated in her body as he came. The roaring made her tremble inside, with need, with fear. Like some deep, unearthly vibration, bringing her closer to the edge.

Asmodeus was still roaring, his voice hurting her ears, her head. The ache grew, fanned out, enveloping her. But this was no sharp stab of desire, no exquisite release. It was pain and pain and pain. Drowning her.

She gasped, her hands going to her head, trying to hold it still in the screaming light blinding her eyes, numbing her mind. She couldn’t see, didn’t know where she was.

Was Asmodeus still with her? She didn’t know.

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CONTEST! It wouldn’t be the Smutketeers without a contest, so here we go:

Let’s talk about some of the themes in FALLEN ANGEL. My hero Declan is ex-military, and as a forest ranger he still spends his time in uniform. What is it about a man in uniform that gets your blood pumping? That makes you feel safe? –OR—Tell me here which you find more enticing: an angel or a demon. You can think in terms of heroes or heroines-what draws you into a storyline?

PRIZES! I’ll award two prizes on the Friday June 22nd, so be sure to check back to see if you’ve won!

Prize Package #1:
E-Copies of two of my contemporary erotic novellas from my Celestial Seductions series: WINTER SOLSTICE & SUMMER SOLSTICE

Prize Package #2:
E-Copies of the first two books in my erotic Midnight Playground vampire series: THE SEEKING KISS & BLOODSONG

All you have to do to be entered to win is post here talking about one of the topic discussions listed above-easy!

You can buy FALLEN ANGEL now in print or digital formats at Amazon B&N Powell’s Chapters.Ca  Books-a-Million IndieBound and other bookstores and online outlets!

Tiffany Reisz’s Winners!
by Karen Erickson on Jun 16th, 2012 Comments Off

Thanks everyone for the awesome turnout – and a big smutty thank you to Tiffany Reisz for being a guest here at the Smutketeers! Now let’s announce the winners:

Hanna Martine & Beth Wharton!!!

Congrats ladies! Tiffany will be in touch and get you your prize – her latest Spice Brief, Submit to Desire!!!

The Smutketeers Do Tiffany Reisz!
by Karen Erickson on Jun 12th, 2012 46 Comments »

Seven Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Read THE SIREN by Tiffany Reisz

Thank you, Smutketeers, for letting me come smut up your smutty blog.

**We’re so glad to have you Tiffany!!**

Hi Smutsters!

The Smutketeers asked me to stop by this week to talk about my new book series, The Original Sinners. Book one, THE SIREN, came out May 1st in ebook and will release on July 31st in paperback.

When an author hops on someone’s blog to talk about a new book, you know it’s because the author is trying to get you to read their book. That’s not why I’m here. I’m here to give you all the reasons why you shouldn’t buy my book. Why would I tell people not to buy my book? THE SIREN isn’t for everyone, certainly not for the faint of heart. You don’t want to waste your time and money. I don’t want another one-star review from someone who thinks BDSM is abuse.

Fair enough?

 

Reason #1 – You only like romance novels.

People like this exist. I met one. She asked me what I wrote and I said “literary erotica.” She shook her head and said, “Nope. I just read romance. One man, one woman. Happily ever after.” Well, that’s fine by me. I was one of those readers once. Back in middle school I devoured regency romances. I loved the chaste heroines and the restrained heroes and the sweet sex than only happened after a weird provision in the uncle’s will forced them to get married or whatever. Then I read Anne Rice’s The Sleeping Beauty Chronicles and never went back to romance novels again.

The thing is, THE SIREN is not a romance novel. It’s romantic, yes. People are deeply in love in this book. They think about love, long for their lovers. Some hearts mend. Some hearts rend. But THE SIREN is no one man, one woman, happy ever after. How can it be? It’s got three sequels. If everybody rode off into the sunset at the end of book one, I wouldn’t have anything to write about in book two.

Reason #2 – You don’t like reading about BDSM.

The main character in The Original Sinners series is a woman named Nora Sutherlin—Mistress Nora if you’re one of us. That’s right, my female lead character is a Dominatrix. She’s also a Switch which means she not only tops (for money), she submits (for love and pleasure). If the thought of a woman with a riding crop or a man slapping his love during sex freaks you out, then move along. Nothing to see here.

I’m kinky and have done BDSM for years. There’s almost nothing that happens in THE SIREN that I haven’t done or seen or had done to me. BDSM is a game, a sexy game where everybody wins. But it’s a rough game and people do get hurt playing it. If that’s not your thing, then this is not the book for you.

 

Reason #3 – You don’t like tough women or female Dominants.

Mistress Nora is a lot of things. She’s funny, irreverent, smart, and sexy. She’s no bitch by any stretch of the imagination, but she doesn’t have to be. She dominates a whole room with her wit and smoldering sexuality. She’ll hit on you one minute, threaten your life in the next, and she’ll smile the entire time she’s doing it. In most novels, the male lead character has all the answers, all the secret knowledge, all the dark connections in his mysterious past. In THE SIREN, my male lead Zach is a man very much out of his depth with this wild child of a writer/Dominatrix. Mistress Nora is the swashbuckling hero. Her sexy editor is the bluestocking who must face his fears to survive the adventure.

Reason #4 – You’re very Catholic.

Let’s just say that the unofficial tagline of The Original Sinners series is, “This ain’t your momma’s Thorn Birds.” If you’re a devout Catholic, this book will offend you. I’m Catholic and it doesn’t offend me. But then again, I’m a really bad Catholic.

Reason #5 – You want a sex scene on every page.

Calling THE SIREN erotica is something of a misnomer. Porn is not the plot of this book or any of my books. Yes, there are sex scenes and quite a few of them. The BDSM content in them is explicit. The sex…not so much. No “dripping pussies” or “bulging cocks” in THE SIREN. You’ll get more pure smut in a Harlequin Blaze than in one of my books.

And yet my sex scenes still manage to shock people. That’s either a very good reason to read the book…or to not read the book.

Reason #6 – You want a neat and tidy ending.

THE SIREN is book one of an eight-book series. Two sequels to THE SIREN come out later this year (THE ANGEL in September and THE PRINCE in November). The ending to THE SIREN was designed for one specific purpose—to bust Mistress Nora’s world apart so it’ll take at least three books to put it back together again. If you need everything tied up in a neat bow by the last page, you’re sniffing around the wrong book. Nothing gets tied up neatly in these books except the characters.

Reason #7 – You don’t like complicated books.

THE SIREN is not an easy book. My agent describes the book with “one heroine, one hero…another hero, another hero who may not be a hero, and another heroine.” Love Triangles are so 2005. THE SIREN has Love Polygons. One reviewer said he hadn’t read a book as “dangerous and subversive” as THE SIREN since FIGHT CLUB. The world of The Original Sinners is Fight Club if women were involved. That’s why the outfits are better.

So those are my Seven Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Read THE SIREN. If you’re curious why you should read THE SIREN, here are six easy answers:

1-      Zach

2-      Wesley

3-      Kingsley

4-      Griffin

5-      Michael

6-      Søren

Oh, and a bonus reason #7 to read it.

Mistress Nora.

You can find THE SIREN at Amazon | Barnes & Noble | Harlequin

Now that you’re compelled to go read THE SIREN, let’s talk about a CONTEST! Miss Tiffany is generous enough to give away TWO COPIES of her latest Spice Brief, SUBMIT TO DESIRE. Doesn’t that sound delicious? Just leave a comment and let us know what you think about THE SIREN. Entries must be received by June 15th and the winner will be drawn and announced on June 16th – good luck!

Praise for THE SIREN:

“Tiffany Reisz is a smart, artful, and masterful new voice in erotic fiction! An erotica star on the rise!”

Award-winning author Lacey Alexander

“Tiffany Reisz’s The Original Sinners series is painful, prideful, brilliant, beautiful, hopeful, and heart-breaking. And that’s just the first hundred pages.”

Courtney Milan, New York Times Bestselling Author of The Duchess War

“The Original Sinners series certainly lives up to its name: it’s mindbendingly original and crammed with more sin than you can shake a hot poker at. I haven’t read a book this dangerous and subversive since Chuck Palahniuk’s Fight Club. The most shocking thing, however, is how much you’ll feel for the characters. If your heart doesn’t break at least ten times over the course of The Siren, check yourself into a morgue.”

Andrew Shaffer, author, Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love

The Smutketeers are Passionate Plume Finalists!! Smut Battle!
by R.G. Alexander on Jun 10th, 2012 11 Comments »

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That’s right everyone! Smutketeers Crystal Jordan and R.G. Alexander/Rachel Grace are both Passionate Plume Finalists this year!!

 

Crystal Jordan has two…count them TWO books up for the win in the paranormal category.

PROWL THE NIGHT

“Ms. Jordan is one of the most exciting authors you will ever encounter within the paranormal and shape-shifter genres. Her characters virtually leap off the pages and into your heart. “
Lototy at Coffee Time Romance on PROWL THE NIGHT

They are Panthers, sleek and sultry shapeshifters who survive by banding together and mating for life. Theirs is a world of unmatched power and uncontrollable passion…

Crave Me

As newly appointed heir to his Pride, Tomas Montoya struggles with both his new duties and his new mate. He craves the dark and dangerous pleasure he finds with Ciri but wonders if he can ever satisfy her need for more…

Want Me

Teresa Garcia has seen how loving and losing a mate can drive someone mad and she has no interest in experiencing that herself. But when she meets Rafael Santiago, she wants him like no other. Driven by desire, she hungers for his body with a fierce and feral passion…

 

and a different series EMBRACE THE NIGHT is also a finalist!

“I LOVED THIS BOOK! So far, this is my book of the summer. Girls, if you are looking for a hot man, a strong girl, a new paranormal story that keeps the adrenaline going and plenty of laughs between the nail biting and the fornicating, this is the book for you. This was 346 pages of pure bliss.”
Michelle R. at The Romance Reviews on EMBRACE THE NIGHT

They’re the Magickal ones…vampires, werewolves, witches, and fae who dwell among humans, united by extraordinary talents and unbridled sexual powers…

Chloe Standish went looking for a one-night stand to erase the memories of her cheating ex–and found the hottest sex of her life. A witch and biochemist working on a cure for werewolves, Chloe knows all about magic, yet Merek Kingston evoked a spellbinding lust beyond anything she’d ever felt. But now her ex-boyfriend and research partner is dead, his part of the formula in terrorists’ hands…and the detective in charge is Merek, the same man who’s haunted her dreams ever since the frenzied night together.

Chloe is the one person whose future Merek can’t predict…the only woman who could make him break every rule just to posses her again. Nothing will stop him from protecting her, and an explosive passion too primal, too perfect to forget…

 

But here is where it gets fun! R.G. Alexander-that’s me-has a book in the paranormal category as well. THREE SINFUL WISHES!

When Dani, Bailey and Kaya get together for an unusual girls night, they wish on a shower of falling stars and soon find their most erotic dreams coming true.

A book not to be missed.
 
          “Without doubt, a magnificent read.”
 
                        “a guaranteed winner
 
  In Sinful Desires, magic is in the air when a mysterious stranger and one wild night of passion help Dani Harris admit her feelings for her longtime friend Liam, who has been in love with her for years.
 
Sinful Sensations follows the story of Bailey Wagner, who intends to stick to her five-year plan while she waits for Mr. Right. But when her sexy new boss convinces her to let loose with him–and a few of his friends–what begins as a kinky work break turns out to be a dream come true.

Fortune-teller by day and waitress by night, Kaya Honahni is too busy running from the expectations of her traditional Hopi family to search for romance, but in Sinful Pleasures, it finds her–times two. Despite her best efforts, Kaya can’t deny her attraction to Jace, or to his secretive best friend. And considering the way they respond to her, she won’t have to…

So…it WOULD be a smut battle if I wasn’t so excited for Crystal! And as you can see from the picture above, I brought a sword to a ray gun fight lol

Anyway-YAY! We’ll find out the winners at the end of July, but right now we’re just so excited to both be nominated :)

 

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!