on Dec 19th, 2012 RG: No longer the X-mas Elf but I still had some rhyme left in me. Thinking about the coming date December 21st (you should check out International Heat’s blog contest on the subject) and I wanted to share my thoughts with you…also some books and a contest lol
If the world were to end
In fire or in flood
Via disappointing aliens
Who lust for our blood
Or maybe by a virus
Spread through a deadly bite
Though I’d have a few regrets I know
I’m glad I got to write
I’m far too slow to make a go
of running from my doom
I’d never be picked for an “ark”
Just can’t afford a room
But if I must imagine it
the possibility
I would miss all of the lives I’ve lived
And all those yet to be
In reality, I’m just a girl
who sits in sweats and tees
Spinning dreams of love and magic
Of what if and what might be
Here within my mind
I’ve been a queen
a warrior and a rake
I have saved the world and risked my life
all for my true love’s sake
In the real world I
would have loose ends
like everyone, I guess
Friends I have lost
and treasures tossed
All the times I failed my tests
But then I have been a priestess
and traveled between worlds
Even been a superhero
just waiting for his girl
I have been an Unborn Reader
spoken of in prophecy
So if it’s the end
then in the end
I love what I got to be
It’s true we need to tell our tales
even in our day to day
What would we be without them?
Maybe we would fade away
So as long as there is someone
Weaving yarns of greater glory
Humanity will yet survive
What will save us is the story
RG: and now the books and a contest! Did I mention priestess and aliens and the end of the world? :)
Does anyone remember the Wasteland series with Samhain? We did that with fellow authors Crystal Jordan (who wrote The Wanderer) and Lilli Feisty (who wrote The Whore). Here’s the video-I love the music!
Eden Bradley and my offerings were The Breeder and The Priestess
Destined to serve the desires of an entire city, all she wants is one man. Or maybe two…
Wasteland, Book 2
Born to the Temple, Nitara knows the Great Goddess’s plan for her: to bring life into what is left of an arid and wasted Earth. Since puberty she has been trained to arouse and titillate, to ensure the continuation of the human race.
As is the custom, the man captured for her is strong of blood, though considered little more than a wild animal. Yet when she looks into his eyes, she sees no primitive creature, but the man whose face and hands haunt her sensual dreams.
For Akaash, a hunter and warrior, it’s his shame that he will be sacrificed to a goddess he doesn’t believe in, for a people who are not his own, leaving behind his Wanderer clan—and his bonded lover, Dhatri. Locked in the bowels of the Temple, he has a month to ponder his fate, all while falling helplessly under the spell of the virgin temptress who will soon take his life.
With each tortuously erotic encounter, however, Akaash realizes that Nitara is as much a prisoner as he. If he can just get a message out to Dhatri, there may be a slim chance both of them can escape…
Warning: Sexual acts in a prison cell, by the sea, in the desert, on an altar, with every possible combination of dirty deeds between two men and one very lucky woman, and all of it hot enough to melt sand! And her panties. If she were wearing any.
Damn the rules, damn the gods…even if he has to share her, she belongs to him.
Wasteland, Book 4
High Priestess Xian has followed the Path of the Peaceful Sun since she was chosen at birth. Yet the joy she receives from helping others is overshadowed by her growing belief that the world they live in is…wrong.
At a crossroads, unsure of her ability to do her job—unsure of anything—she journeys to the ruins of the old city, hoping to uncover secrets that will give her clarity. Instead she finds the path to her goal clouded by an unexpected desire for her handsome guard, Hel, and for the battered stranger they find along the way.
Hel can’t prevent Xian from reaching out to the mysterious Siraj, but there is danger in allowing him to stay. Siraj belongs to no caste, follows no rules but his own. And Xian’s fascination with him makes Hel’s blood boil. No one can know that Hel has always loved her, or the secret he’s kept hidden for years. But Siraj’s advances and Xian’s curiosity force Hel to cross lines he never before dared…
Warning: The word of the day is Voyeurism. Oh, and explicit sex with two men and one previously repressed High Priestess. Bi ménage, anal sex, oral sex, kissing, licking, rimming, author blushing …so you know it must be good.
Robin L Rotham has us covered in the alien department. Only they aren’t disappointing AT ALL. They are incredibly sexy. If you haven’t, you should read her Alien series, starting with Alien Overnight!
Commander Kellen is on Earth recruiting women for his planet’s sex-starved males. Not particularly excited by human anatomy, he seeks nothing more for himself than the occasional slaking of his needs with some anonymous female — which shouldn’t be a problem, since she’ll have to face the other way to accommodate his special anatomical needs.
Dr. Monica Teague is thrilled with her ten-year assignment caring for Garathan’s sexual recruits. Her quirky looks and childish excuse for a body guarantee she’ll never be expected to put out — which is kind of a bummer, now that she’s up to her armpits in horny alien beefcake.But, when an overdose of alien pheromones makes Monica drunk off her ass, Kellen quickly claims the odd little doctor before another Garathani realizes what she is.
The overdose sparks a violent chain reaction in her, and when Monica finally wakes, she’s got the body of a porn star — and two sexy alien mates who are determined to tame her.If only she were as determined not to let them…Reader Advisory: Contains menage a trois sexual scenes.
and in case you’ve forgotten to put us on your Holiday Reading List…
Get The Smutketeers Kinky Christmas Carol- GETTING SCROOGED by Eden Bradley, NOT SO TINY TIM by Robin L Rotham, and MARLEY IN CHAINS by RG Alexander today!!
**CONTEST**
Spread the word about our Christmas series and post here to tell us about where you pimped-as well as the name of your favorite end of the world/alien invasion/post-apocalyptic/zombie movie. Today’s winner (picked tomorrow) will receive a $10 Amazon or Barnes & Noble gift card. the 20th and 21st we will have new posts and the chance to win a gift card on both days!! So make sure to come back as we say goodbye to the last calendar…and move on to something brand spanking new. (yes, I said spanking lol)
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Tweeted and FB’s this-and I already pimped the Kinky Christmas Carol on my blog today and all weekend long.
by Nancy Gilliland December 19th, 2012 at 12:25 pmLove this, =) if worst comes to worst, i want to thank you for all the lives i´ve experienced at your hand, =D and all the smutty fluff i´ve enjoyed.
I usually stay away from non HEA, life is tragic enough, so i don´t have any fav disaster movie. Maybe The Towering Inferno, all though it´s not Doomsday for all, in that one.
Thanks for the giveaway & Happy Holidays!
I tweeted, https://twitter.com/fr_larsson/status/281479231467319296
by Linda December 19th, 2012 at 12:26 pmFacebooked it!
Thank you ladies for all the good reads!
movie: Independence Day
by AJ Jacobson December 19th, 2012 at 12:39 pmI don’t do Facebook or Twitter
But, wanted to give a shout out for “Shaun of the Dead” 
Good Luck peeps!
by Angela December 19th, 2012 at 12:56 pmAngela-that still counts! Especially since I think Shaun is funny :)
by R.G. Alexander December 19th, 2012 at 1:19 pmI pimped on FB. https://www.facebook.com/smurfettev
And Twitter: https://twitter.com/Smurfette_V/status/281494204230807552
https://twitter.com/Smurfette_V/status/281494026019012608
https://twitter.com/Smurfette_V/status/281493782216728577
My favorite Alien invasion is still Independence day. Shaun of the Dead and Zombieland compete for the zombie movie…and I really love all the end of the world movies. Though there was a SyFy one about Stonehenge ending the world that was pretty good for a TV movie. :)
by SheriV December 19th, 2012 at 1:23 pmI posted on facebook. http://www.facebook.com/amysmith98/posts/474295355954934
by Amy S. December 19th, 2012 at 1:32 pmI tweeted! https://twitter.com/sanns526/status/281496650759938048
And I’m a zombie fanatic. Loved Shaun of the Dead and Zombieland and of course love me some Walking Dead.
by Shelley December 19th, 2012 at 1:32 pmI tweeted (https://twitter.com/BeckiWyer/status/281497254425153537).
My favorite alien apocalypse movie is “Cloverfield”. I didn’t like it the first time I watched it, but then I couldn’t stop thinking about it. I’ve watched it several times since. It grows on you.
rmwyer at shaw dot ca
by Becki Wyer December 19th, 2012 at 1:35 pmIndependence Day for me too.
I Tweeted: https://twitter.com/Jovial_1/status/281515130066460672
vsloboda(at)gmail(dot)com
by Viki S. December 19th, 2012 at 2:44 pmLove all the books in the giveaway. the movie Day after Tomorrow is my favorite end of the world movie.
by laura December 19th, 2012 at 3:07 pmlauratroxel@yahoo.com
Is it weird that I know every one of those movies? I’m thinking of having a marathon just-you know-to get well and truly worked up LMAO
Sheri V-I saw the stonehenge one LOL-The Cookie is a sci-fi freak :)
by R.G. Alexander December 19th, 2012 at 3:11 pmLoved the poem and all the great reads! I posted on facebook and twitter…
https://www.facebook.com/VelvetKisses22/posts/383651045061681
https://twitter.com/VelvetKisses22/status/281520683425611777
and if the world ends on Friday…it was a helluva ride for sure and thank you lovely ladies for sharing it with me!!! My favorite end of the the world movie is Independence Day
by Ashley A December 19th, 2012 at 3:12 pmI haven’t read Robin’s Alien series. I’ll have to check it out.
I loved World War Z. I’m also a fan of Orson Scott Card’s Enders series. I also liked The Stand by Stephen King.
by Catherine December 19th, 2012 at 5:00 pmDon’t use Facebook or Twitter, but wanted to say I like the Independence Day movie.
These stories sound good.
by bn100 December 19th, 2012 at 5:42 pmi posted 4 times to facebook, one with a link to this post and a link to each of the books on Amazon. since i am on my smartphone i CANNOT copy and paste the
by julie C. December 19th, 2012 at 6:13 pmlinks here.
julie
ibuy2xs at yahoo dot com
ooops, i like “Independence Day” and “The Day after Tomorrow”
by julie C. December 19th, 2012 at 6:17 pmjulie
i tweeted once for each of the books but can’t cut and paste the links from my smartphone.
by julie C. December 19th, 2012 at 6:42 pmfav movies were “day after tomorrow” and “star trek iv: the voyage home”
julie
Posted on FB.
http://www.facebook.com/joanna.halpinbecker/posts/277243915731532
And I think I Am Legend would probably be my favorite.
by JoAnna B December 19th, 2012 at 7:17 pmI like independence day. :)
https://mobile.twitter.com/MayPau531/status/281592365410549761?p=p
by May December 19th, 2012 at 7:50 pmI posted here https://twitter.com/JenB97879697/status/281603046063079424
My favorite zombie movie is Zombieland. I just watched it again recently!
by Jen B. December 19th, 2012 at 8:34 pmThe Alien movie series with Sigourney Weaver was my favorite!
theresa.esterline@gmail.com
by Theresa Esterline December 19th, 2012 at 8:34 pmI shared on my facebook page. http://www.facebook.com/julianne.keller.9
At first I didn’t think I was going to have a movie to put down, but after reading some of the other comments, I do have a favorited.
by Julianne December 19th, 2012 at 9:04 pmFifth Element. I also like Independence Day.
I tweeted:
by Brandi S. December 19th, 2012 at 10:25 pmhttps://twitter.com/missbrandibea/status/281630799277748224
My favorite is Zombieland because I’m a sucker for comedies and nothing is funnier than this movie lol The movie “2012″ scares me to death! If the world really does end, I really really hope that it doesn’t happen like that. My cousin’s birthday is the 21st and he isn’t very fond of it lol Thanks for the giveaway!
flava_sava_chick@yahoo.com
Zombieland was one of my favorites. I guess I liked the last Alien movie Alien:Resurrection.
by Tawania December 19th, 2012 at 10:30 pmI shared on fb & tweeted. Went back and made sure I liked all the books on Amazon.
Happy Holidays!
tl.etheridge31(at)gmail(dot)com
So if i win, how can i spend it b4 the world ends? Also, i didn’t do any shoping, am i gonna hafta give used books out for christmas? If so, the sex scenes are clearly marked by a turned down corner, let me know how many sex scenes you want!!
by julie C. December 20th, 2012 at 1:25 amMerry Christmas from Julie the Smutty cave dweller