Smutketeers

As time moves on, I think you might discover that I, Ms. ‘Lil Feisty, tend to be, well, the smuttiest female of the Smutketeer group. This is a natural occurrence, and no matter how I try, I just can’t seem to help myself from being naughty. I’ve been known to make even the most practiced man blush, often at the most inopportune moment. Oh yes, I’ll never forget the night I broke my leg. Even with multiple fractures, I could still make the cheeks of the on call-doctor turn a bright, rosy pink. It’s amazing what a pair of knee socks can do for a girl. Yes, definitely one of my shining moments.

So, dear reader, my task for you now is to say something dirty to me. That’s right. Whoever can make me giggle, or dare I say it? blush, will be the winner this day. And if you can’t think of anything dirty at the moment, give me a line from an erotic book, yours or otherwise. So go on now, talk dirty to me.