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Smutketeers At Home And Away Contest RT 2013-The Winners!
by R.G. Alexander on May 6th, 2013 15 Comments »

RG here: Last night I received two weary travelers, Kitty Kelly and Eden Bradley. They were surrounded by fun promo and small phallic lava lamps, rambling about Andrew Shaffer in a horse head mask and corsets and the people they’d met and the things they’d seen. Eden was overcome by the wonderful reader response to her books, and I know if she were conscious she’d want to give you a giant hug and loads of thanks.

Kitty can’t wait to have giveaways for all her goodies on her blog, and if she were conscious she’d probably say something funny and raunchy and have you all rolling on the floor.

Alas, RT tends to knock the stuffing out of the best of us. Except for Robin L Rotham. I’m chatting with her now and she has already accomplished a zillion things since she returned home…none of them sleep. If you see her online today, give her a hug and tell her to nap lol

But we’re not here to share all the RT gossip. We’re here to hand out prizes. To pick winners. I’ll be cheesy and say you are all winners to me, because I’ve so enjoyed our time together this week. We definitely have to do it more often. Trust me, I’m planning some huge fun in the coming months to get ready for Aziza Jane’s debut in Burn With Me. We’ll have a blast ;)

Instead of 4 $5 Amazon Gift Card winners-we actually have 8…WHY? Because I feel the need to acknowledge the super sharers. Those who go above and beyond to send The Smutketeers contests out into the world, taking time out of their day to be awesome.

So…the 4 Super Smutty Sharers who each win $5 Amazon Gift Cards are:

Raonaid Luckwell!

Shadow!

Bobby B!

Elaing8!

The 4 winners who stuck through it to the end and are also awesome and will receive a $5 Amazon Gift Card are:

Chey!

Texas Book Lover!

Gail Siuba!

Christina Hay!

The winner of the Saturday mini-conference bonus prize  with two magnets, two trading cards, a pen and that lovely bracelet is:

Ursula!!

And the Grand Prize Winner of $100 Amazon Gift card is (you can ask Kitty Kelly-who woke up just in time to witness it-this came down to a LONG and cutthroat game of eenie meenie miny mo):

Tina B.!!

So, WINNERS-Congratulations!! Send me an email @ r.g.alexander@hotmail.com to receive your prizes.

For those who are new to the blog, favorite this site, we are going to be having SO MUCH FUN this year!

 

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!

 

Smutketeers At Home And Away RT 2013 Contest: Day 4-The Last Question
by R.G. Alexander on May 4th, 2013 64 Comments »

The Last Question…Sounds kind of sexy and ominous doesn’t it? A little like the paranormal party (which happened last night at RT) and boy did the ladies go to town. I see Kitty and Gigi, Eden and The Book Tart, Robin and Dawn…My Doctor Who buddy Lex who…looks like she has one hell of a scary hangover lol…I think its safe to say the girls went wild.

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So, I’m a little jealous, but then I heard someone went as the girl from that horror movie The Ring, which would have scared me to death, so I’m okay just planning for the amazing next year RT in New Orleans.You’re coming right? Everyone should go to New Orleans…but going with a group of fun girls like this? Now that’s a party.

Tomorrow they will all be returning home with hangovers and blisters…tons of books and happy happy memories. And Tim Tams. Someone definitely brought tons of Tim Tams. Yum. And here we’ll be, making sure you posted on every day of the contest for the chance to win the grand prize on Monday.

I promised I’d talk about series today. You know I love them. The word on twitter (Thank you Smart Bitches for narrating the entire panel) was that Jude Deveraux is actually writing more in the Montgomery family! In fact, she is writing a sequel to Knight in Shining Armor…one of my early favorites!

The Smutketeers have done two series so far

The post apocalyptic Wasteland series and the Kinky Christmas Carol series that I showed you the other day. We’re planning something for next year too!

Individually we also have several series that I’d like to share with you

Eden Bradley is known for contemporary BDSM, but she kicks serious sexy vampire ass in her Midnight Playground series w/ Samhain

She also has her Celestial Seductions series with Samhain

And her Edge series with Berkley

Robin L Rotham has her dirty dirty aliens :) With the third installment of her Overnight series coming this year! Amorous Overnight!

And her dirty dirty farm boys in the Carnal series

And we know she has plans for another FrankenDom book, as well as a sequel to Big Temptation. So…woohoo!

And then there’s me *innocent smile* It would probably be easier for me to tell you what I’ve written that ISN’T a series. But what fun would that be? *G*

There’s my Children of the Goddess series (and yes, more books are coming in that)

And my Temptation Unveiled series-the third book, Behind the Veil, will be out this year.

My Wicked Series (another one is coming)

My Shifting Reality Series (And for those who are wondering-I PROMISE-My Vampire Idol will be out this year. Deadlines and my weak wrists have caused me to shift things around)

 

I could keep going lol-but I’ll stop now. Okay, maybe I’ll show you the new series from Samhain I’m very excited about that’s starting at the end of August. Fireborne. I don’t have a cover for the third book, Burn Me Down, yet…but I will soon enough. (SO EXCITED)

 

 

And now, you know what time it is. The time for the last question. The first question. The oldest question that must never be answered, hidden in plain sight….Wait, that’s from Doctor Who lmao
I promise my question won’t be that hard.

Today’s question in honor of RT’s paranormal night: If you could have any super/magical power or ability…what would it be?

Cookie says his would be hammer space (that cartoon power that allows you to grab a rubber hammer from the air and whack people on the head when they’re being ridiculous). He also wants theme music when he walks into a room, which is not really a super power, but it would be funny.

I on the other hand, have a hard time choosing. Flying of course (that’s my Fireborne character Aziza Jane’s wish too) possibly the ability freeze time (also something Aziza knows about *wink*) but I’d use it to write lol and…and…there are so many options. What do you think?

CONTEST REMINDER****

You must post on every day Day 1-4 to be entered to win the $100 Amazon gift card. I’d love it if you shared the contest with others this weekend, and it would give you more entries, more chances to win.

BONUS CONTEST****

Posting today will give you the chance to win my mini-conference package. Two trading cards, two magnets, a pen and this amazing bracelet with several of my covers done by Shell Saunders-Bryce (so beautiful I was tempted to keep it for myself)

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I’m ready for your answers! And thank you so much for making staying at home so much fun!!
ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!

Smutketeers At Home And Away RT 2013 Contest: Day Three
by R.G. Alexander on May 3rd, 2013 59 Comments »

RG again…here we are at Day 3 and I have 2 words for you.

Bondage.

Bunny.

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Anyway, this cute little thing has been making the rounds at RT…along with Fifty Shades author EL James if the twitter gossip is true. For those playing along at home, following Andrew Shaffer on twitter is THE MOST amusing way to experience RT secondhand. If you follow him you can tell him I said so :) @andrewshaffer

But I’m not jealous of Bondage Bunny. Why? Because I have something Bondage Bunny will never have. Okay if you include “apparent” sentience, a little less facial hair and a lot less charisma…I have several things BB doesn’t have. But I’m talking about you. I have you!

You-who-by the way-are giving me some AWESOME answers to my daily questions! We all have so much in common. Especially our guilty pleasures :)

I’m so impressed that I’m planning on giving away an extra prize for one of tomorrow’s posters for the last day of the contest. So, even though it will be Saturday, I hope to see you there.

Here is a pic of Smutketeer Eden Bradley and SL Carpenter (awesome dude-Cookie’s conference buddy)

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Let’s start with FrankenDom, Robin L Rotham’s most recent release. You know she has a sequel coming up to this after her next alien book? Both will just blow your mind. She is the queen if mind blowing…did that sound dirty?

A brilliant woman, a couple of mad scientists, and an erotic experiment with shocking results…

Vascular surgeon Dr. Rachel McBride knows she’d be insane to pass up the chance to work on Julian Kilmartin’s cutting-edge research project. The reclusive neurologist has been the object of her submissive daydreams since residency, and time and distance have only strengthened the dark compulsion.

To complicate matters, a former lover who was all too aware of her attraction to Julian is also on the team. Charmingly obnoxious Dr. Colin Carter was Julian’s protégé back in the day, and nothing appears to have changed…or has it? There’s an earnestness to Colin now, an urgency she’s never before seen in him.

When she accepts the offer and travels to Eastern Europe, Rachel discovers that research is only part of her job description—and her total submission is only the beginning of the sexual excesses Julian and Colin will demand from her.

Product Warnings

You should assume any Robin L. Rotham book contains BDSM elements, anal play, and every possible ménage à trois permutation. Additionally, FrankenDom contains mad scientists, real dungeons, whips, chains, spanking, a variety of taboo fantasies, mild puppy play, electrical devices in uncomfortable places, humor, and an intimidating ratio of sadists to masochists.

 

Now Eden Bradley has tons of stuff in the works, and her books are being acknowledged as what a person MUST read if they thought Fifty Shades was good…but a touch too tame (see how I brought that back around to EL James sightings at RT? I also call Eden my bunny wife, which gives a whole new meaning to the Bondage Bunny conversation *wink*)

From the Author of The Dark Garden comes another scorching BDSM romance.

When her best friend takes her to a BDSM club in San Francisco Devin Delaney meets the beautiful, mysterious and commanding Shaye Vincent. The wealthy, enigmatic man takes her on a journey into the darker side of sex, and it’s addictive. He’s addictive.

At Sanctuary Devin’s kinkiest fantasies—and her emotions—shift into overdrive. But she’ll have to face old demons in order to give up control, and Shaye will have to walk through his own darkness. Can pain and desire bring them together? Or will it tear them apart?

“If my boyfriend breaks up with me because I start calling out Shaye’s name in bed, I’m blaming Eden Bradley. Yes, SANCTUARY is just that hot. Read with caution.” 

~Tiffany Reisz, author of The Siren (Mira Books)

As for me, I’m a series whore. But I’ll talk about series stuff tomorrow. Today, how about a few wishes? ;)

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In Sinful Desires, magic is in the air when a mysterious stranger and one wild night of passion help Dani Harris admit her feelings for her longtime friend Liam, who has been in love with her for years.

 
Sinful Sensations follows the story of Bailey Wagner, who intends to stick to her five-year plan while she waits for Mr. Right. But when her sexy new boss convinces her to let loose with him–and a few of his friends–what begins as a kinky work break turns out to be a dream come true.
 
Fortune-teller by day and waitress by night, Kaya Honahni is too busy running from the expectations of her traditional Hopi family to search for romance, but in Sinful Pleasures, it finds her–times two. Despite her best efforts, Kaya can’t deny her attraction to Jace, or to his secretive best friend. And considering the way they respond to her, she won’t have to…
 
*Winner of the Passionate Plume Award for best Paranormal
 
 
 

I’m still waiting for RT goers to send me more pics. So far, the at home people have them beat (I’m not thinking about the fact that they are probably having too much fun or they found themselves trapped in a glittery corset and can’t make it to their computers lol)

So, we’ve covered initiation into ebooks and guilty pleasures. Now for today’s question:

I know you’ve been asked this a dozen times, but what draws you to a book? The cover? The blurb? Reviews? Or the genre? Inquiring minds want to know ;)

 

Remember, you have to at least post on all the days of this contest to  be entered to win the $100 gift card or the 4 $5 gift cards, and you get extra entries for sharing. Let’s set the twitterverse on fire lol Or at least singe it a little.

And definitely come back tomorrow!

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!

Smutketeers At Home And Away RT 2013 Contest: Day Two
by R.G. Alexander on May 2nd, 2013 67 Comments »

RG here: Watching twitter and receiving texts from wonderful friends really lifts my spirits. So much so I thought I’d share a few with you.

Here are some I stole from the Smutketeers/Nine Naughty Novelists Cover Model Karaoke tweets :) (Can’t wait to see more)

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And here are some wonderful pics of favorite reviewers/ Smutkedettes/friends Joy and Dawn and Kitty Kelly, Gigi, and Ann Mayburn!

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I am enjoying watching from afar, mostly because of you and this stay at home contest!
Today I’m going to talk a little bit more about The Smutketeers before I ask THE QUESTION.

Our motto-All for Smut and Smut for All-means we support each other and authors established and new. It means we support your right to read whatever genre or type of romance/new adult/erotica that you’d like without judgment (we just hope you support our desire to wear corsets and do photo shoots…and that you read us too lol) For me, I also know that the romance reader/writer community is a close knit, loyal and friendly group who has each others backs in times of need. All for one and one for all…Smut is just a word that needs to be used as often as possible to take all it’s old negative connotations away. *G*

I’ve known Eden Bradley and Robin L Rotham since the first week I got online to find out how the heck someone wrote a query letter so I could submit my first book. They are dirty and kinky and fun-loving yes…but they are also determined and loving and steadfast friends. If you’re at RT you should find them today and give them a hug from me :) Cause now I’m all emotional lol

If you feel like reading…you might want to check out one of these

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Or if you’re feeling like Christmas went away too fast and you’d like to recapture the holiday spirit…there is always this

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But now….drumroll….onto the question of the day. You all gave such wonderful answers-I had to really think about what I was going to ask you next.

 

Question #2: What, other than reading beautifully dirty books, is your guilty pleasure? Chocolate? Reality TV? Shopping?

 

I’ll start. I have several. Doctor Who, Game of Thrones and rewatching Firefly spring to mind. And mochas. And Disney musicals. And fuzzy socks. And singing- karaoke/in the shower/in the car/in the grocery store. (told you I had a bunch)

I think I can safely say that one of Eden’s guilty pleasures is shoe shopping. And one of Robin’s is…okay that’s too private *giggle*

Your turn.

Remember, you can still post in Day 1 to be entered to win the grand prize of $100 Amazon gift card. AND you still get extra entries for sharing today’s contest on FB and/or twitter.

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!

 

 

Smutketeers At Home And Away RT 2013 Contest Day One
by R.G. Alexander on May 1st, 2013 78 Comments »

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Smutketeer RG here. This place is kind of sad and empty this week. No one around. Everyone giggling, dancing and covered in glitter at the RT conference, but here?

*crickets*

I’m imagining this–>

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I’m actually doing this –>

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BUT

There is a silver lining. Not only do we have a contest happening at RT that will allow us to catch a glimpse of all the fun, but we’re having a stay at home contest as well (will talk about it more below).

And I get the blog all to myself. I can talk about ANYTHING I want. Well, almost anything. I mean I would probably bore you if I started ranting about Doctor Who, and shock you if I started discuss my recent second hand education in the fine art of electrical play.

I have a reputation as the innocent Smutketeer you know :) Do you know? Let’s just start with a little reminder about us.

For those of you hopping on the website from RT who are new to the Smutketeers-we are a group of erotic romance authors who enjoy sharing posts about our friend’s releases, hanging out with our readers, the Smutkedettes, and having fun, elaborate contests several times a year. (We also like to dress up occasionally) Oooh and we’ll be represented this year at Cover Model Karaoke. If you’re at RT, you should definitely go. I guarantee you’ll have a blast! (I’m jealous)

Eden Bradley aka Eve Berlin is the classy, sensual one with an obsession for shoes, lip gloss and an unlimited amount of first hand knowledge on her genre of choice-BDSM. The Dark Garden is a book of hers that has been internationally praised by authors and reviewers alike, but that is just the tip of her masterfully kinky iceberg. In fact, she’s currently working on a new series for Berkley that you are all going to LOVE. Check out her book page to find out more.

Robin L Rotham is known by some (okay by me) as my Dirty Alien Farm Wife. If you met her on the street you would have no idea that this kind, quick witted super mom had such dirty, dirty imaginings. Though if you hang out with her at RT you’ll find out soon enough *G* She came blazing onto the erotic romance scene with Alien Overnight, an erotic sci-fi that set kindles and nooks everywhere on fire…and her most recent offering FrankenDom, has shocked and amazed us all. Shocked being the operative word lol Here is her book page.

RG Alexander aka Rachel Grace (thats me) calls herself the innocent Smutketeer because, well just look at those two. Comparatively speaking, I’m an angel. *wink* I’ve written several series for Samhain, Ellora’s Cave and Berkley, and I’m currently in the middle of a brand new series that follows a particularly complicated heroine named Aziza Jane and her sexy, ever-expanding entourage *G*. The Fireborne series will start August 27th with the book Burn With Me (should be available for pre-order in a few weeks)

I’m working on my website today, but have a look at my book page as well.

So now that we have that out of the way

My Day One topic of conversation is this…

What was the first book you read from an online publisher? And/or when did you discover that they even existed?

I’ll start. Before Kindle and Nook, I think it was about 8 years ago, I was searching for new books to buy at the store on B&N website, when I stumbled across a name I’d never heard. Lora Leigh. I followed her name to her website, and discovered a strange site called Ellora’s Cave. I downloaded a program called Mobi then and there so I could read a little something called Tempting the Beast. I was amazed. I didn’t have to run to the store in the middle of the night to get my hot romance fix? Ask my husband to pick up a dirty-covered offering on his way home from work? I could-at any time I wanted to-simply purchase an erotic romance on my computer?

Heaven!

Of course then I was hooked, bought up all the Lauren Dane and Lora Leigh books and moved on to countless others, and before I knew it I was submitting my own offering to EC…and you know the rest :)

What about you?

CONTESTS

RT Contest

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Those at RT need to try and get one of these postcards, available at promo alley (see pic below)

and follow the instructions. It’s easy. It’s fun. And the grand prize is $100 gift card, so totally worth it :)

 

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AT HOME Contest

All of us at home have our work cut out for us too. I’ll have a new question for you from now until Saturday, and to win, you’ll have to post a reply on each day. You’ll be entered multiple times if you share this contest on FB and/or twitter and/or your blog (and post the link here)

Same prizes apply for at home. 4 winners will win a $5 gift card…one at home winner will win a $100 gift card!!

Winners will be chosen on Monday!

Let the at home contest begin…don’t leave me hanging guys. I have chocolate and a playlist of really depressing, self-pity filled songs and I’m not afraid to use them lol

The Winners for Love to Love You Baby Contest!
by R.G. Alexander on Feb 17th, 2013 10 Comments »

The Smutketeers had a sweet love hangover, but now we’re here to announce the winners for the 3 day festivus of lurve.

Day 1:

Winner of

-Any book from Cassandra Carr’s backlist

-A paperback copy of Matthew or Brody from Emma Lang

-An ebook from backlist of Sidney Bristol

-A signed copy of The Harlot from Saskia Walker

-A $10 gift card from PG Forte

-A $10 Amazon gift card, a PDF copy of Eden Bradley’s Temptation’s Edge, Robin Rotham’s Seniorella, and R.G. Alexander’s  Possess Me  from the Smutketeers is….

Mel K.!

 

Day 2

Winner of

-Digital copy of Hat Trick by Kelly Jamieson

-Digital copy of The Hob by Dana Marie Bell

-A $25 gift card to Victoria’s Secret or $25 gift card to Hips and Curves from Lissa Matthews

-Digital copy of any backlist book from Sasha White

-An ebook copy of one of the backlist titles from Jessica E. Subject

-And a $20.00 Amazon or B&N Gift Card-winner’s choice! PLUS The Smutketeers Kinky Christmas Carol trio! Eden Bradley’s GETTING SCROOGED, Robin L. Rotham’s NOT SO TINY TIM, and R.G. Alexander’s MARLEY IN CHAINS is….

REBECCA!!

 

Day 3

Winner of

-An eARC of Her Lucky Love (Holiday, Montana 4) from Carrie Ann Ryan

-An ecopy of anything from the backlist of Lexxie Couper

-A  $25 Amazon gift card from Amanda McIntyre

-And a $20.00 Amazon or B&N Gift Card-winner’s choice! Plus any one of Robin L. Rotham’s ebook backlist, R.G. Alexander’s ebook backlist and Eden Bradley’s TEMPT ME TWICE is…

Joder!

Congratulations to the winners! And know we have TONS coming up, including a 2013 Smutketeer makeover, new authors to interview, releases galore, paloozas out the ying yang, and prizes…of course *wink*

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!

Winners and News!
by R.G. Alexander on Jan 23rd, 2013 7 Comments »

Thank you all for entering the contest!

The winner is Elaing8 (send me an email for your gift card!)

 

Now onto the news:

The Smutketeers are busier than ever with new contracts, new deadlines and…this is the best part…new books for you to read this summer and beyond! 2013 is All Smut All The Time :)

Eden Bradley’s Breaking Skye will be available for purchase by the end of January. She is also hard at work on three books for Berkley that will knock your socks off. Dangerously Bound, Dangerously Broken and Dangerously Bad. I can’t wait!

Robin L Rotham’s kinky masterpiece FrankenDom has been contracted for release with Samhain! And FrankenDom’s Monster and the next book in her famous alien series Amorous Overnight are on deadlines, so get ready to read!

And RG (that’s me) has just contracted two books with Samhain for my new erotic urban fantasy series Burn With Me and In Shifting Sands. I cannot wait to follow my heroine through her many adventures (and the heroes are swiftly becoming my favorites…yum) Release dates should be in August and October of this year! I should also have the next two books in my Veil series with Ellora’s Cave out this year, Behind the Veil and Temptation Unveiled-and I’ll let you know as soon as I have solid release dates.

BUT don’t think we’ve forgotten you. We still have plenty of authors who are going to be dropping by for a visit, and a special Valentine’s contest Feb 13-15 with a few of your favorites!

And we haven’t even talked about Cover Model Karaoke yet *wink*

Stick with us for a wild year,

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!

Marley in Chains for sale on Amazon 17th-22nd-And a Contest!
by R.G. Alexander on Jan 18th, 2013 44 Comments »

 I have really fantastic news I’ll be sharing very soon, but before I can, I’ve decided to celebrate!

From now until the 22nd, Marley in Chains is on sale at Amazon for $1.99! If you haven’t had the chance to check it out before, or to read the rest of the Smutketeers Kinky Christmas Carol offerings- Getting Scrooged and Not So Tiny Tim – now is the time!

Running from the past…

Marley Knight-Williams has avoided the ghosts of her past for seventeen years. Now, after one thoughtless decision and too many margaritas, they’ve found her. Her memories, her heartache…and her men. Just in time for the holidays.
Boxer and gym owner Michael O’Shea is at the end of his rope. When his best friend Carlos comes home from serving his country, he’s a changed man–broken and wounded, inside and out. Michael knows there is only one person who can bring him back, one person who can make this a Christmas they will all remember. And he’ll do whatever it takes to bring her around.
Even if he has to break out the chains.
Time has changed them all, but it’s only banked the embers of their passion, and when the flames flare to life, they burn hotter than ever. Will the heat be enough to sear away the obstacles that stand between them? Or will it drive them apart before they can finish what they started all those years ago?

Warning: These characters shocked the author…Just sayin’…Menage and explicit sex. Schoolboy fantasies given a kinky adult twist. Voyeurism and exhibitionism. Spin the bottle, spanking, dirty sexting, and chains. Pervertable use of a poor innocent cane. Romance and magic and holiday love. With special guest appearances by Bob, Other Bob and Better Bob.

***CONTEST***

Let everyone know Kinky Christmas isn’t over yet (on FB or Twitter), and that Marley in Chains is on sale at Amazon and share your link here for a chance to win a $10 Amazon gift card and a copy of any e-book from RG, Eden or Robin L Rotham’s backlist!

Enter as many times as you like, and the winner will be chosen on the 22nd!

 

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!!

 

 

Winners and Happy Merry
by R.G. Alexander on Dec 22nd, 2012 8 Comments »

RG: First of all-I have to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Joy from Joyfully Reviewed! The Smutketeers adore her and hope to see her often in the coming year. If you’re friends with her on twitter or FB-give her a kiss from us :)

The winners of yesterday’s contest are: JoAnna B, Elaineg8 and June M.

send me an email please r.g.alexander@hotmail.com for your prize.

We’ll be quiet until we get back from our individual family gatherings, but we wanted to leave you with something pretty to look at…and another little songlet from me (To the tune of Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas).

Have yourself a Smutketeery Christmas,

when you get the chance

Make some bad decisions…but don’t table dannnce (at least in front of your in-laws *G*)

Have yourself a Smutketeery Christmas

Read a book or four

Sit on Santa’s lap or snuggle on the floor

Here we are, where we’ll always be

Giving stuff for free

to youuuuu

Writing books that will make you say

Can you bend that way?

It’s truuuuue

Through the years, we’ll keep coming together

If Fate heeds our call

When we shout out

All for Smut and Smut for Aaaaall!

So have a very Smutketeery Christmas

y’aaaaall (heehee)

 

And-one last time-All We Want For X-mas Is You

December 21st-Rebirth, Excerpts and also? A Contest :)
by R.G. Alexander on Dec 21st, 2012 24 Comments »

RG:WINNERS of yesterday’s post are:

Venetia!

and

Viki S.

Send an email to me at r.g.alexander@hotmail.com for your prizes :)

RG the Zen Philosopher:

“This is the end. Beautiful friend, the end.” (The Doors) However, we do still seem to be here. We’ll see what happens in the next few days and weeks. If it “starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes and aeroplanes”…and something about Lenny Bruce not being afraid (REM reference) then we’ll need to keep our eyes open. :) But as far as we’re concerned-we are still ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL! And we have too many fun and amazing things planned for the next year to go quietly. We will “rage, rage against the dying of the light” (not a song-a poem) lol

I had a thought last night I shared on FB. That if we all pretended we were really close to it actually being the end of the world, and then we got a second chance–what would we do with it? How could we make this 2013 better? What can we try that we’ve always dreamed of trying, what could we learn or attempt that we always put off before? If we all took a leap, jumping courageously into that void we’d always shied away from, couldn’t this coming year be the best we’ve ever had? We would take that trip to Ireland or that class for photography. We would learn martial arts or buy a sketchbook. We would write that book we always wanted to but put off. We would really get healthy, really finally talk to our secret crush…The possibilities are endless.

That’s what brushes with Armageddon and second chances give everyone *G*. At least in the movies. Perspective on our lives. Another chance to seize the day. Carpe Diem :) So, even if you never had any reason to believe today would be different than any other…pretend. I’ll do it too. Let’s pretend we were suddenly saved by a mysterious superhero or a heroic International group of astronauts risking their lives to divert that giant asteroid.

What will you do in 2013 with your second chance? See contest below

 

One of the things we’ll do is keep writing more books for you. Books you can read while taking a break from climbing Mount Everest or saving your own little corner of the world. :)

Eden Bradley’s enormously popular book that is currently taking over the world might be a good starting point. The Dark Garden


You can follow that up with the shockingly intense and insanely well-written Robin L Rotham offering, FrankenDom

And, if you are into second chances-you can head on over to New Orleans and meet a voodoo Loa on a mission. Still my favorite set of heroes in the three novella anthology Possess Me

 

My alter ego also has the first book in a series meant to save, if not our world, than another clockworky one named Theorrey in Geared for Pleasure

 

 

And now, just in case we didn’t tell you about it for the last two days-we have our Kinky Christmas Carol that all 3 of us wrote for this holiday season!!

GETTING SCROOGED by Eden Bradley

Blinded to the present…

Holly Knight doesn’t have time for Christmas. As the head of Knight Enterprises in Chicago, she doesn’t have time for anything, not even a personal life–other than her brief, secret liaisons with men who remain strangers. Until a new stranger comes to town…

Ebenezer Hall is a ‘closer’. His job: negotiate a merger with a woman who is as notorious for being a hard-ass as he is for being a charmer no one can resist–and he’s not above mixing business with pleasure as long as it’ll get him what he wants.

The chemistry is sizzling hot, and things get even hotter when Ben’s friends and long-time lovers Justin and Kit arrive in Chicago. Three gorgeous men are even more exciting than one, and Holly’s body is sated in ways she’s never even dreamed of. But she can’t allow herself to be distracted for long–her priority is always business…and protecting her heart.

Can an infamous playboy and a hard-hearted corporate mogul ever admit to their heart’s desires? Or will it take a little holiday magic for them to realize that all they want for Christmas is each other?

EXCERPT: (Semi X-rated)

They were in the elevator as it rose, paused to let people in, then to let others out, until finally they were alone. Ben moved in, wrapped a strong arm around her waist, and kissed her.

There was nothing tentative about it, as first kisses so often were. He pressed her lips hard with his, swept them with his tongue, pushed his way in.

God, his mouth was sweet. Maybe something about the glass of vodka he’d drunk. Or maybe it was just him.

His hand went into her hair, held on tight as he angled her head, forcing her to open to him even more.

His tongue delved, explored, demanded. His body pressed closer, pressed her right up against the wood paneling of the elevator while it rushed upwards, ten stories, twenty. She felt as if her breath were rushing at that same pace, emptying her lungs. She gasped, and Ben backed off enough that she could take in some air. Then he dove back in, kissing her so hard it made her lips ache. Made her body ache for him.

As if reading her mind his arm tightened around her waist, and his hulking size made her feel small and feminine. Taken over in a way she couldn’t deny. She wanted to fight it. But the kissing was too good.

His hips arched, and she felt the press of his erection against her thigh, couldn’t help but part her legs so he could slip his muscular thigh in between.

Oh, yes…

And he never stopped kissing her, so sweet and hard at the same time, his tongue soft and wet and oh God, the man could kiss!

She wound her arms around his neck, trying to hold him closer. His muscular thigh pressed between hers, a lovely pressure on her swollen mound. She spread a little wider, and even through his clothes and hers she felt the insistent pressure of his leg against her aching clit.

Could she come simply from this? Need was like a pounding pulse-beat in her veins, her head, between her thighs.

When he shoved her shoulders hard against the wood behind her, she gasped out a breath.

“Kiss me,” he demanded.

“Kiss me,” she countered. “Don’t stop.”

He lowered his mouth to hers, and she caught the small hint of a smile on his lips before she fisted her hands in his hair and pulled him in. He kissed her in exactly the way she wanted, needed—hungrily, devouring her mouth.

Finally he pulled back. His blond hair was mussed, his mouth soft and loose, his eyes a study in lust: gleaming, pupils wide, lids sleepy.

God, she needed him.

“Need to fuck you properly, Holly. In my bed. Now.”

“Yes, now.”

He reached behind her and hit a button, and it was only then she realized he’d stopped the elevator to kiss her. She smiled to herself as the elevator rose once more. His hand never left her waist, his fingers squeezing there possessively.

The doors opened and they stepped out together, bodies close. It was a short walk down the hall to his room. He pulled the key card from his pocket, opened the door and swung her inside, pushing her back up against the door once more.

“You think this is how it’s going to be?” she asked breathlessly.

“Yes. Because you like it. Oh, you’ll fight me on it. Argue. I don’t mind. I’m still going to strip you down right here, until you’re in nothing but your panties and bra, and maybe these heels that make your legs look so gorgeous. And then I’m going to fuck you with my fingers until you can’t stand it anymore. And only then will I decide if it’s time for you to come.”

“I’ll come when I’m good and ready.”

“Oh, you’ll be ready. I know you, Holly, more than you think I do. Perhaps more than you know yourself. I know what you need. I know what your body requires in order for you to really get off. And I intend to make that happen. Over and over. Until you’re shaking so hard you can’t see straight. Until you can’t think, can’t breathe except to beg for more.”

“I’ll never beg,” she said, knowing it might only be half true with this man. But she wasn’t going to let him think she would do it. Not yet.

He slid down her body, then up again, so that she felt every wrinkle in their clothes acutely, the buttons of his shirt, all down the front of her body.

Oh yes, he knew what he was doing. And she was going to let him do it. As long as he didn’t think it was all his idea.

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NOT SO TINY TIM by Robin L Rotham

Avoiding the future…

Video game mogul, philanthropist and heir to the Knight empire, Tim Crichton has three F-zones—the friend zone, the family zone, and the, er… fun-buddy zone. No crossover is allowed because it might create a fourth—the forever zone—and Tim knows forever just isn’t in the cards for him.

Miranda Girard has always known she and Tim were meant to be together, but when she got tired of waiting and made a move, he rejected her. Now it’s time for their Christmas reunion dinner and she’s damn well going to put on a happy face and attend—after she stops at the bar for a little liquid courage.

Peter Vaughn can’t wait for his new house to be finished so he can move out of Tim’s apartment—living with a man he wants and can’t have gets old quick. But work on the house has ground to a halt and he’s stuck there until after the new year.

It all seems hopeless until a jolly old doorman nudges Peter and Miranda together, and a little Christmas magic quickly escalates to a scorching holiday encounter that will either rescue Tim from a lonely future…or cost him the two most important people in his life.

EXCERPT: (Probably X-rated *G*)

Don’t go anywhere.

Miranda snorted. As if she could.

She tugged at her bonds, hardly able to believe what was happening to her. Nothing in her experience, or even her imagination, had prepared her for this. Suddenly all her preconceived notions of lovemaking seemed ridiculously naïve and pedestrian.

No subtle seduction for Peter Vaughn, no wine and soft music and dim lights. He was an in-your-face lover, in every sense of the word. Lights on, clothes off, woman tied down and blindfolded…

Her breath hitched. Oh God, she was tied down. What was he going to do to her while he had her restrained like this? Whatever it was, she had a feeling it would make her incredibly uncomfortable—but leave her unbelievably satisfied. She knew already he was just that good.

She tugged again, but the sound of an electronic hum and click made her stiffen.

Oh crap, please tell me that’s not the front door!

Then she heard the unmistakable sound of a door closing softly. Oh God, had Tim come home?  She tried to listen for movement but she couldn’t hear a thing over the roaring in her ears. Where in the hell was Peter?

Wait, he hadn’t told her she couldn’t call him. “Peter!”

“Miranda, what’s… Oh hell.”

Miranda swallowed hard, finding it impossible to draw a deep breath. “Please tell me he’s not here.”

The room remained deathly quiet and her heartbeat picked up speed. Oh God, he was here.

She heard metal clanking somewhere behind her head, and then Peter was touching her hands, soothing her. “It’s okay, Miranda. Just relax and take some deep breaths.”

He was still touching her when someone sank into the leather easy chair to her left and propped their feet on the ottoman beside her.

“Don’t stop on my account,” Tim drawled.

She heard Peter stand up as she sucked in one shaky breath after another. This was a nightmare worse than anything she could have imagined. Tim would think she was doing this to get back at him.

“Peter, will you take off the blindfold, please?” she asked in a shaky voice.

An instant later, the mask came off and she blinked against the relative brightness.

Though she dreaded Tim’s anger and scorn, she looked at him, prepared to defend herself.

But he wasn’t looking at her. He was staring at Peter with defiant eyes, daring him to…what? She couldn’t even begin to guess what was going on in that artfully tousled head.

Peter was staring back, standing there above her with his hands on his hips, oblivious to his own nudity. Unbelievably, he was getting another erection.

“Really?” she said. “You’re turned on by this?”

He glanced down at her. “Aren’t you?”

“No!”

Peter raised an inquiring brow. “So you don’t want Tim to join us?”

Miranda’s breath left her in a rush and her nipples prickled to life again as she looked at Tim.

She couldn’t be that lucky…could she? “I don’t know. Is that an option?”

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MARLEY IN CHAINS by R.G. Alexander

Running from the past…

Marley Knight-Williams has avoided the ghosts of her past for seventeen years. Now, after one thoughtless decision and too many margaritas, they’ve found her. Her memories, her heartache…and her men. Just in time for the holidays.
Boxer and gym owner Michael O’Shea is at the end of his rope. When his best friend Carlos comes home from serving his country, he’s a changed man—broken and wounded, inside and out. Michael knows there is only one person who can bring him back, one person who can make this a Christmas they will all remember. And he’ll do whatever it takes to bring her around.
Even if he has to break out the chains.
Time has changed them all, but it’s only banked the embers of their passion, and when the flames flare to life, they burn hotter than ever. Will the heat be enough to sear away the obstacles that stand between them? Or will it drive them apart before they can finish what they started all those years ago?

 

Excerpt: (Light blush)

“I guess I’ve missed a lot.” She swallowed as she stared at the ridges of his stomach, the dark color of his nipples and the droplets of sweat cooling on his skin. She wanted to lick it off his body. Wanted to feel it on her skin. “Everything is so…um…different. I shouldn’t have come.”

“Not everything, princess,” he growled, moving closer slowly, as if he didn’t want to startle her. “Some things appear to be exactly the same.”

Did he mean the way she reacted to him whenever they were alone? The way her throat closed and her thighs heated whenever he looked at her the way he was looking at her now?

She’d imagined this office so many times. The cot in the corner where she and Michael had once lain in silence, listening to the grunts of the men working out downstairs while she allowed him to touch her. Just touch her. Over her clothes. On her newly budding breasts. Between her thighs. It had been exciting and forbidden. The possibility of being caught. The innocent eroticism of the moment.

Grown-up Marley wanted more. She imagined him bending her over the desk and taking her. Now, when everyone knew she was here. When they’d all be able to hear her cries of pleasure.

She really needed to get a hold of herself.

“I know about Carlos,” she said, shifting and feeling the denim of her jeans graze her sensitive sex. “I want to help. I just…I’m not sure what you want from me. Or why you think I could do anything at all.”

Michael smiled. “You’ve always been good at changing the subject, princess. But I’ll let it slide for now since you actually showed up. The answer is on the bookshelf. The envelope beneath the little tree.”

A small, potted evergreen. He was still doing that? They’d gotten one every year, decorated it carefully, then made sure to plant it somewhere the day after Christmas. So the memories would live on as long as the trees were growing. It was Carlos who’d started that tradition, but Marley had always loved the sentiment.

She walked over to the bookshelf near the window and lifted the pot. A crumpled, stained envelope, right where he said it would be. She opened it and began to read, feeling heat warm her cheeks and pain squeeze her heart. This was too intimate. Too personal. She didn’t have the right anymore. Not to have this kind of window into the tender soul of a man she hadn’t seen in so long. Oh, Carlos, she silently sighed. She hadn’t even seen him and he was already breaking her heart.

When she finished reading her sigh was shaky. “You think that’s what he wants? I don’t know if I can… Michael? What are you doing?”

He’d come up behind her, gripping her hips with his strong hands as he pressed his erection against the curve of her ass. “I can’t fucking help it, Marley. I’ll stop if you tell me to but, seeing you in here, like this—do you remember?”

He knew she did. He rocked his hips against her and she gasped, her fingers tightening on the pages of the letter as he slid his hands up to caress the sides of her breasts. Lightly. Teasingly.

His voice was rich with need. “I’m not talking about the touching, though I remember that too. I’m talking about that time you and Carlos caught me in here before the gym was open. When I’d slept here again because the family had descended and we had no more room in the house. That morning I woke up dreaming about you, still smelling your shampoo on the pillow. I was only seventeen. I didn’t have as much practice at control. Didn’t think I needed to.”

How could she have forgotten that? Her eyes closed and she could see it so clearly. She’d come in right before Carlos, both of them smiling in secret delight at the idea of waking him with their frozen hands and a bag of his favorite kolaches from the corner bakery.

She’d never seen an erection before. Certainly she’d never seen Michael’s. Never imagined she’d be so instantly titillated by the way he gripped it in his fist, his naked hips pumping upward as he gritted his teeth and made a sound that was almost one of pain.

Carlos had taken her hand in his and squeezed, trying to drag her backward without disturbing him. She’d resisted. She wasn’t sure why. She only knew she wanted to see more. Needed to see everything.

Michael’s voice in her ear told her he was remembering it too. “I opened my eyes just in time to see you lick your lips. Did you know you’d done that? Licked the same lips I was imagining wrapped around my cock?” He growled. “Knowing you were watching had me coming harder than I ever had. Watching those pretty green eyes go wide when you saw it happen—fuck—I knew in that moment that you wanted to know. What it tasted like. What I tasted like. Was I right?”

“Yes,” she whispered. Lost in the moment. The memories.

One hand slipped down again, unbuttoning the button of her jeans. “Tell me to stop, Marley.”

When she didn’t, he slid his hand inside her panties until his fingers were pressed against her clit. “There it is,” he sighed. “That’s what hasn’t changed. I still make you wet. Still make you want. After all this time, you still want to know, don’t you? Still want to know what could have happened. You must, because you haven’t pushed me away. Haven’t told me to stop or slapped my face.”

She shook her head, but they both knew she was a horrible liar. Even as she tried to deny it, she set the letter down and covered his hand with both of hers, forcing his fingers to press harder against her, to move lower.

Michael hummed. “Yeah, you still love this. The princess can hide in her tower all she wants, but we know the truth, you and I.” He lowered his voice to a whisper that skimmed across her cheek like a caress. “We know what a bad girl you are.”

She was bad. She needed to stop him before she came. It had been so long—how could his touch still do this to her? It took away all her defenses. Made her ache for more. His middle finger slipped inside her with shallow thrusts and she gasped, her nails digging into the back of his hand until he growled.

The sound of the office door creaking open made her tense an instant before she heard the irritated male voice. “Jesus, Michael. In the middle of the day? If you have company you should at least lock the damn door.”

Michael’s hand slipped out of her pants and reached past her to toss the letter swiftly behind a stack of books on the top shelf, leaving Marley to attempt to zip up and button her jeans with shaking fingers.

His body heat left her as he moved to face the door. “We have company, Shakespeare. We were just waiting for you.”

Marley turned slowly around and watched as Carlos got his first glimpse of her. His face paled and his golden brown eyes darkened with recognition. He looked just as shocked as she’d felt when she saw Michael at her door last night.

He swallowed. “Marley?”

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***The Contest***

Answer the philosophical pondering above. What will you do this New Year that you’ve never done before…and one last time-let a friend know about our Kinky Christmas Carol, post on facebook or twitter, or if you’ve read it, give it a review on Amazon, B&N or Goodreads and tell us about it here. We will have 3 winners. Each will receive a $10 gift card!! So join early and often-we will pick the winner tomorrow-just in time for last minute book purchases before the holidays :)

ALL FOR SMUT…you know lol

AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!