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The winner of a copy of …And He Can Cook! and $20 gift certificate to Amazon is……
Jennifer Mathis!! email r.g.alexander@hotmail.com with your snail mail for your prize.
And the winner of RG Alexander’s Samhain cafe pimp is….
Tracey D! !! email me at r.g.alexander@hotmail.com and let me know what ebook from my backlist you’ve chosen.
Thank you everyone for stopping by! And don’t go too far-my fellow Smutketeer Crystal Jordan has a new Samhain release coming out on Tuesday!!
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Just in time for Valentine’s Day! We are interviewing harem leader, Smutketeer husband and Chef Extraordinaire…Chef Lee-author of …And He Can Cook! How to Hone Your Most Important Dating Skill.
This cookbook has it all. Takes a man from grocery and equipment shopping, to cleaning his house. It’s full of sexy recipes guaranteed to make a woman weak in the knees, as well as advice from all the Smutketeers, and a few other fabulous romance authors on how a woman likes to be treated.
We have a little crush on him. And we all have a few questions.
Eden: When and how did you first come up with the idea to do a how-to cooking and dating book?
Chef Lee: For as long as I can remember, I always seemed to be helping someone come up with a recipe, helping my friends work out the dings in their relationships. (Apparently I look like I know what I’m talking about.) I thought about it a lot over the years, as I worked in different restaurant and resort jobs. I found myself working as a demonstration chef, and it showed me how many people don’t know how to do some of the most basic things in the kitchen, how willing they are to learn, and how clueless some men are about what women want. My wife often gushes over me to her friends, and a phrase she uses is “…And he can cook!” And voila the book was born.
Crystal: Give us your favorite dating tip from the book (It’s too bad you can’t read it to us out loud. You have a super sexy voice. Um…don’t tell your wife I said that.). Why do you think it’s the best tip?
Chef Lee: I actually have a lot of advice sprinkled throughout the book. About not spending more time in front of the mirror than she does, of the dangers of using cologne as a soap substitute etc. But the one most of my male friends seem to be oblivious to, and the one I think helps to get their minds focused on the woman and the evening ahead is:
Clean Your Damn House
Especially the bathroom. Or, if you have the cash, hire a maid service for the day. For around fifty bucks you’ll be able to see the floor’s original color and women won’t be afraid to sit down on your toilet. Also, that weird smell will disappear. What weird smell? Trust me…it’s there. Ask any woman, and she’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. The “bachelor” smell.
Feisty: That is so true. Okay, Angelina or Jennifer?
Chef Lee: Um…what?
Feisty: Oh, sorry-we aren’t at the quickfire questions yet. I’m getting excited.
Eden: Me too!! Tell us how you became interested in cooking. Has it ever helped you get the girls?
Were you always so smooth with the ladies? (And you are smooth). (ETA by Eden: And you smell good. Don’t tell your wife I said that).
Chef Lee: I used to watch my mother and grandmother in the kitchen, it was like watching a chemistry experiment. I loved chemistry. Loved to blow things up, like most boys. When I was twelve I asked for a traditional Chinese hand-hammered wok. And the rest is culinary history haha. (And yes, I still have that wok).
As far as success with the ladies…As much as I wanted to be a bad boy on a Harley, I’ve always been kind of a nice guy… a geek…with a Harley. Cooking became my unique skill, my ice breaker. Something that got me noticed and appreciated far more than my stories about my days in the marching band or my infinite knowledge of all things Star Trek.
Cooking did win my wife’s heart. Though she says my sweet ass and bizarre sense of humor helped…I know it was the chocolate raspberry cheesecake and my ability to recreate Benihana’s ginger salad dressing. (And thanks Eden, I try)
Crystal: What’s RG’s favorite recipe from the book? How many times did you test all the recipes on her before she decided?
RG: I know! I know! The Fig and Red Currant Glazed Pork Tenderloin with Wild Rice and Goat Cheese Stuffed Tomatoes!
or the curry dish. Or maybe the Spicy Tuna with Wasabi Aioli. (I can’t decide-and I’ve tried them all…the reason I’m currently dieting.) P.S. Crys, Eden…You know I’m here right? I can see you. LOL
Eden: *G* Speaking of RG, What is it like living with an erotica author? How does she inspire your work?
Chef Lee: Well, I try to make dishes spicy enough to distract her from her current Alpha male. Food that inspires her to use me for research. ;) I suppose that keeps me striving to be my best. But also, as a romance novelist, she provides me with a perfect window into the female psyche-as well as inspiring me to write. Watching how much she has accomplished these last few years really made me believe I could follow my dreams of writing this cookbook. You are lucky in this life if you find a partner who encourages your dreams, and helps you make them come true.
RG: Aww. I think I have some more research to do hon. But I’ll wait until the interview is over.
Chef Lee: Yeehaw!
Feisty: Don’t stop on our account! Any plans for another book?
Chef Lee: Yes! Probably by 2011. A couples cookbook (though And He Can Cook! can be used by both male and female alike) called And Two Can Cook! I’m somewhat of a kitchen nazi at home, though I teach people how to cook for a living. So my wife and I are going to learn by doing. In every other area, we work together very well, but in the kitchen-I’m in teacher mode. This book will have new recipes, and new ways to have fun and be romantic in the kitchen together.
Eden: Sounds great!! Tell us about your website and blog-you have some very interesting features that we think people should know about!
Chef Lee: My website is designed to be a source of continuous information stemming from my book. I have a cooking and dating tip of the week (I need to go put new ones in today) I have compromises on movies that would go well with different recipe themes, and before the year is out I plan on having some instructional videos as well. www.andhecancook.com
And now for some traditional Smutketeer-style quick-and nosey-questions:
~T or A? A…wait does it have to be one?
~Tropical beach or mountain cabin? cabin
~Boxers or briefs? Neither. If commando was good enough for Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse, its good enough for me.
~Champagne or beer? Beeeeeeeeer.
~Top or bottom? Top. Unless I can talk her into reverse cowgi–um…top.
~Sheep or goats? Why? What have you heard? :)
~Angelina or Jennifer? Neither. I would say Minnie Driver or Selma Hayek. And the answer to that is foursome w/ my wife. This is the Smutketeers, I can say that right?
Smutketeers: Always! Thank you Chef for coming to visit! Chef Lee is having a CONTEST. If you spread the word about this great cookbook and post on this blog, you can win a copy of …And He Can Cook! As well as a $20 Amazon gift certificate!
He’ll choose a winner on Sunday.
All for Smut and Smut for All!
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Today R.G.’s latest smokin’ hot paranormal erotic romance WICKED SEXY is out from Samhain, and to celebrate, I’m interviewing her! I’ll try to behave…sort of…*G*
Eden: So RG…another hot menage! You do seem to like the multiple partner thing. Care to share?
RG: Um…Well, I think menage, both m/f/m and m/m/f, are some of the most erotic, and most intriguing relationships to write about. The dynamics, the emotion…and lets face it, the sex, are all amplified when you are struggling with three (or four) very distinct personalities. Plus it’s hot. Not that I fantasize about it or anything. Is my husband reading this? lol
Eden: Let’s assume your husband is not reading this… If you were to have a menage with any two famous people, who would they be?
RG: That’s hard. I think I have more than one group. One includes Gerard Butler and Angelina Jolie. The other Hugh Jackman and my husband. (What? He’s famous. He wrote a cookbook.)
Eden: Hot!!!!! (I’ve met your husband, just sayin). That explains why you keep writing menage, because who can stop at just one?
(What to do? What to do…Shall I let the Angelina Jolie comment pass, or not?) Hmmm…Next question. I just wrote f/f/m menage (my book THE LOVERS will be out from Spice in January 2011). Would you ever write f/f? Why or why not?
RG: Angelina Jolie is in my top five women I’d make an exception for (all of the Smutketeers are in there as well of course lol) As far as f/f, I love women, but for some reason I’ve been utterly fascinated by m/m lately. The power struggle etc. I think there is no question that if a character walked into my head and wanted to be with her best girlfriend instead of the hot neighbor guy, I’d be all for it. I just haven’t gotten there yet. Oh and The Lovers rocks people. Put it on your TBR list.
Eden: Thanks for the pimpage…:)
All of this menage talk as put me in the mood. Give us a tantalizing peek at WICKED SEXY!
RG:
Blurb:
Something magic this way comes…
Wicked ³, Book 1
Callie has always known the Abbotts were different. Witches, though they call themselves “Magians”. They are her second family. Harrison Abbott has been her best friend since they were children. Tucker Abbott, her life-long crush. And their brother, Tyghe? A magical pain in her backside.
When the Abbotts need her human perspective to solve a mystery, she doesn’t hesitate. Especially since it means getting everything she ever wanted. A chance to be one of them, to have magic, even if it’s only temporary.
Someone is attacking young women at Triune, a ritual that helps Magians find their perfect threesome—the match that will complete their magic and their hearts. Callie expected to be dazzled by her first glimpse into the Magian world, but the bone-melting desire between her and the Abbott brothers isn’t part of the plan.
Nor is the decades-old secret that makes her the target of a killer…
Warning: Explicit sex, magical dresses, mind-reading rooms and mind-boggling threesomes.
EXCERPT
She came out of the changing room, trying to take a breath in the skin tight cat-suit that was, according to her witchy pal, all the rage for the modern, fashion-conscious Magian. Or prostitutes.
A woman with teased hair the color of a ripe mango came forward with her hands raised. “Ohhh, Miss Callie. Now that outfit makes a statement. No man will be able to resist you.”
“I won’t be able to resist them either, since I can hardly move,” Callie grumbled, causing Harrison to snort some of her peach margarita up her nose. Callie stuck out her tongue. “You deserve it, cousin. You no longer get to pick out what I’m trying on. By the way, I don’t see you parading around in any of these outfits. Do I get my turn to chuckle at your expense?”
“I’d love to wear something like that. But Mom insists I wear the dress she wore, the dress her mother wore etcetera, etcetera. I’ll look old-fashioned and ridiculous. You’ll definitely chuckle.” Hannah smiled at the saleslady hovering beside them. “Madame Aubrey? I think Callie would like something a little softer. Something a little less revealing.”
Madame Aubrey tapped her chin, tilting her head as she studied Callie’s body. “I think I have just the thing for the discerning connoisseur. It’s our newest arrival. Enchanted to perfectly match the wearer’s personality.”
“Now that should be interesting.”
Oh God. Could this get any worse? She held in her stomach. “What are you doing here, Tyghe? I thought this place was females only.”
He smiled at Madame Aubrey as she passed him slowly with a curious grin. He turned to Callie, looking her up and down. His gaze narrowed on the plunging neckline that made her breasts look two sizes bigger than they were. She crossed her arms and glared, but he only quirked his lips. “They make an exception for me. I’m very…generous with my female friends. I may have to buy that for you, Callie. As long as you promise to wear it only in the bedroom. And only for me.”
Harrison stood. “I’m suddenly nauseouss. I think I need another margarita, maybe a few straws to shove in my ears.”
Callie watched her follow the eavesdropping saleswoman out the door, grumbling under her breath at her best friend’s abandonment.
Tyghe shut the door, eating up the distance between them with long, swift strides. He leaned close to her ear, gripping her arms when she started to move away. Callie inhaled sharply at the jolt of electric energy zapping through her at the contact. She could almost hear the sizzle.
His grey eyes darkened. Had he felt it too? “Just doing my job, sweetheart. Madame Aubrey knows me, knows I only show up when I want something. Someone. Now she’ll tell everyone in the salon that I want you. But you have to do your part. This illusion only works if you pretend you want me, Callie, just a little.” He caressed her bare arms, his gaze on her lips. “The passion between Magian matches is not a subtle thing. It is powerful. Undeniable. Electric. If I’m one half of your match, you won’t be able to stay away from me, just as I won’t be able to stay away from you…especially before we find our third and join together officially.”
Callie’s breath came faster. His touch was taking away her ability to think. Had he ever touched her before today? No. Surely not. She would have remembered the sparks, the intensity. Unless it was a part of Harrison’s spell. Her magic, such as it was, reacting to his.
She licked her lower lip, and Tyghe groaned. “We should practice. Pretend you can’t keep your hands off me, Callie. I’ll make it easy on you. Pretend I’m Tucker.”
Her mouth opened to protest and he was there, tongue tangling with hers, lips opening hers wider, taking more, taking everything. Callie closed her eyes and saw swirls of violet and silver sparks burst to life behind her lids.
Tyghe Abbott was kissing her.
Eden: This sounds hot, hot, hot! Another thing you write a lot of is paranormal. Why do you think paranormal is fun to write and fun for the readers?
RG: I have always wanted superpowers. Or to fall in love with a Werewolf. Or to travel back in time and discover the truth about a million questions I have. I believe in and love the possibilities. I am just drawn to the magical aspects of things, the miracles and the what ifs. Love is magic,a little supernatural. We can’t prove its there, it just is. And it shows up in the most unusual places. As far as why readers like it-Who doesn’t want an immortal vampire who’s spent thousands of years going through women like bottles of wine and having a giant chip on his shoulder suddenly fall for the innocent yet sassy schoolmarm? Thats my idea of a good time.
Eden: What are you working on right now? And tell us about your upcoming releases-I know you have a few.
RG: Right now I’m finishing up my part in the Smutketeer anthology for Samhain-WASTELAND. I do have a lot coming out this year. More of my Wicked series, MY SHIFTER SHOWMANCE-which is Book 1 of my Shifting Reality series, I have a contemporary in the works and then my Berkley book POSSESS ME comes out in August. So…really busy year. I’m excited.
Eden: I’m excited too! And our readers will be excited about today’s giveaway! Tell us about the contest.
RG:I’m giving away any book from my backlist to three (homage to menage) posters! Spread the word by posting about the release of WICKED SEXY on Facebook, Twitter or your blog, then post here and tell me where you’ve talked about it- I will pick my own special threesome tomorrow afternoon!
Thanks for the interview, it feels a little weird to be on this end of things. Am I going to have to answer the boxers or briefs question now?
Eden: Yes! Boxers or briefs baby?
RG: Boxers. lol or Commando. :)
Great minds think alike! All for Smut and Smut for All!
Visit R.G.’s website for more info about her books: www.rgalexander.com
And be sure to check back here for more book release news, guest authors and giveaways!
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Do you need a hint about the big prize? Eden has one, and she swears by it. I mean, she LOVES it. She’ll write up a description about it, since it’s so good, it needs a warning label. It’s also great at multi-tasking. Okay that’s all you get.
Now, we sing!
(Tune of Winter Wonderland)
Gotta sing, don’t be shy now
loud and proud, have to try now
Cause it’s time to play, the Smutketeer way,
If you want to win the special prize
Write a verse, fun or dirty
We will all, think it’s purty ;)
A rhyme’s all you need
To finish the deed
And win a gift that’s sure to blow your mind.
If you’ve got some tension that needs easin’, or you want a new year filled with grins
We’ve got just the ticket for this season, so post your verse and let the games begin
Your turn. Just one little verse. Lay it on us. :)
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Yep. We’re having another contest. Eden Bradley has a Samhain release coming out on Friday, Winter Solstice, plus, it’s the holidays. You should get presents on the holidays. You’ve all been good…right?
So to celebrate the season of giving, and Eden’s beautiful new Celestial Seductions series, we are having a sing along.
I’ll start us out today, and then tomorrow I’ll start a song that I expect all of you to finish. On Thursday, Eden will give you a sneak peek of her wonderful new release and give out a few prizes then.
A big winner will be chosen from the most prolific and creative of posters, and they will get a stocking full of cheer. No peeking. It’s a surprise.
Now for the singing. Get ready, we’re about to smut up some of our favorite carols.
SMUTKETEERS (to Silver Bells)
Internet sites, all the blog sites, loading ho-liday files
Everyone planning something for Christmas
Being us though, you have to know, we have our unique style
Our own way to spread seasonal cheer
Smutketeers, Smutketeers
We wish you hot sex, for Christmas
Smutketeers, Smutketeers
And lots of love come Christmas Day
You need new clothes, you need new shoes, he needs a-nother tie
And the tiny gifts found in your stockings
Instead of names, pick a new game, gifts you don’t have to buy
That will make you both stand up and cheer.
Smutketeers, Smutketeers
Give him the best gift for Christmas
Smutketeers, Smutketeers
Make sure she comes Christmas Day.
TWELVE DAYS OF SEX TOYS
On the first day of Christmas my lover gave to me
An overflowing bag of batteries.
On the 2nd day of Christmas my lover gave to me
2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries
On the 3rd day of Christmas my lover gave to me
3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos, and an overflowing bag of batteries
On the 4th day of Christmas my lover gave to me
4 purple rabbits, 3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries
On the 5th day of Christmas my lover gave to me
5 swats from this- http://www.stockroom.com/Impression-Paddle–OUCH-P1963.aspx
4 purple rabbits, 3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries
On the 6th day of Christmas my lover gave to me
6 Turbo Massagers
5 swats from this http://www.stockroom.com/Impression-Paddle–OUCH-P1963.aspx
4 purple rabbits, 3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries
On the 7th day of Christmas my lover gave to me
7 anal ticklers
6 Turbo Massagers
5 swats from this http://www.stockroom.com/Impression-Paddle–OUCH-P1963.aspx
4 purple rabbits, 3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries
On the 8th day of Christmas my love he gave to me
8 sex swings swinging
7 anal ticklers
Love that massager
5 swats from this http://www.stockroom.com/Impression-Paddle–OUCH-P1963.aspx
4 purple rabbits, 3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries
On the 9th day of Christmas my lover gave to me
9 clamps for nipples
8 sex swings swinging
7 anal ticklers
Yes! That massager
5 swats from this http://www.stockroom.com/Impression-Paddle–OUCH-P1963.aspx
4 purple rabbits, 3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries
On the 10th day of Christmas my love he gave to me
10 wands of magic
9 clamps a pinching
8 Sex swings swinging
7 anal ticklers
Need 6 more massagers
5 swats from this! http://www.stockroom.com/Impression-Paddle–OUCH-P1963.aspx
4 purple rabbits, 3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
11 berry butt plugs
10 wands of magic
9 clamps a pinching
8 Sex swings swinging
7 anal ticklers
6 Turbo massagers
5 swats from this http://www.stockroom.com/Impression-Paddle–OUCH-P1963.aspx
4 purple rabbits, 3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries.
On the 12th day of Christmas my lover gave to me,
12 orgasms
11 berry butt plugs
10 wands of magic
9 clamps a pinching
8 Sex swings swinging
7 anal ticklers
6 Turbo massagers
5 swats from this http://www.stockroom.com/Impression-Paddle–OUCH-P1963.aspx
4 purple rabbits, 3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 glass dildos and an overflowing bag of batteries.
Here are the links to the rest of the toys:
http://www.stockroom.com/Bully-Nipple-Clamps-P2887.aspx
http://www.discreet-romance.com/anal-tickler-pink-jelly-adult-sex-toys-16751.html?manufacturers_id=57
http://www.edenfantasys.com/FUR-HANDCUFFS-PINK/adult-toys-dvds-5888
http://www.brookstone.com/personal-massagers_theraspa-turbo-body-massagers.html
http://www.pleasuremenow.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=780
http://www.pleasuremenow.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2501
http://www.dildo-superstore.com/Ass-Berries-Butt-Plug.html
http://www.adamevetoys.com/sp-cyberglass-four-way-g-12047.aspx
And finally…
CHARLIE THE TOE MAN (To Frosty the Snowman-yes, some of us are going to hell lol)
Charlie the Toe Man
Had a fetish for girl’s feet
He would rub and suck, and if he could f***them, his life would be complete.
Charlie the Toe Man
Knew that some thought he was strange
But his friends would say, oh he’s just that way, and we know he’ll never change.
One day while sitting in a shoe store staring dreamy eyed
A girl named Teal, with a perfect heel, agreed to be his bride
Now Charlie’s happy
And his friends cheer his great catch.
His love’s more secure, with each pedicure, now he’s found his perfect match.
Glompity glump glump, glompity glump, glump, look at Charlie go
Glompity glump glump glompity glump glump, sucking on her big toe.
Okay fellow smut elves, get ready. Tomorrow you’ll have to sing along to win the prize.
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Truss up your turkey-or whoever you have handy. We have a wonderful holiday season planned for all our friends here at Smutketeers. More Interviews and guest blogs with deliciously sinful writers, editors and agents-more giveaways than you can shake your…um…stick at-and even a little caroling…Smutketeer style of course. ;)
We’ll be giving away goodies to our faithful posters, but for now-we’d just like to tell you what we’re thankful for.
Lilli: I’m thankful women today have the option and freedom to express their sexuality. And I’m incredibly thankful to have found a bunch of smut writers who not only keep the perversion alive, but going steady. I’m thankful to Eden for… wait, I can’t say that publicly. I’m thankful for Crystal for…um. I can’t publish that! And R.G.? Well, you’ll just have to read her books to find out why I’m thankful for some very creative ideas involving multiple partners. With interesting abilities. Needless to say, I’m thankful three of my best friends are as open-minded, amazing and, most of all, as perverted as I am. Now I’m off to do interesting things with a whisk, that may or may not involve gravy.
Crystal: I am thankful for pervertibles, and to Eden for introducing me to them, and not in dirty way. Really. I am thankful for being able to write smut, and for the people that buy it and read it. I’m thankful for the Smutketeers, because they are my sisters in filth, without whom I would feel much more perverted than I do. Though perhaps I should feel more perverted than I do, because our standards are a little smuttier than other peoples. The moral? Choose your friends wisely. Keep people around who make you look sane. And Happy Thanksgiving to all!
Eden: I’m thankful for my fellow Smutketeers, who are always here for me, whether it’s something as serious as running out of batteries, or as trivial as um…well, nothing is trivial to a writer-we’re a sensitive lot. I’m thankful to every editor who has ever wanted to contract one of my books, and to all those who read them. I’m thankful that I make *someone* look sane, finally! I’m thankful for all of my many sisters-in-smut. All for Smut and Smut for All! And I would be remiss if I didn’t thank the makers of the Brookstone Theraspa Turbo Handheld massager, whose byline is: “This is one massage experience that you will never forget!” It’s true. ‘Nuff said.
Happy Thanksgiving!
RG: I am thankful for my husband, the dirtiest chef I know, who feeds me and helps me with all my research (he especially likes the spanking research-he’s very thorough). I’m thankful for every note and email from my readers, it makes everything worthwhile. Above all, I’m thankful that this journey has brought to me such amazing friendships. The best of my lifetime. The Smutketeers and other likeminded readers and writers and fascinating characters that inspire me. And Feisty? I feel left out. I need to do something dirty enough that it can’t be talked about in public. I’ll think about it over the holidays. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!
Now tell us all what you’re thankful for, and on Monday we will pick one lucky poster who will win some goodies that Eden got her hands on from Hustler Hollywood!
~Pink Hustler Coffee Mug
~ Hustler Condoms
~Pocket Kama Sutra Book
~Position Of The Day Book from Nerve.com
And more!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Tagged: contest, erotica, Hustler, romance, smut
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Multi-published author of scorching hot romance, Karen Erickson aka Sticky Bun, is here today to play with the Smutketeers! We’ve played with her before in person, but never on our blog, so this is a first for all of us (and there aren’t a whole lot of firsts left for this smutty lot, so this is a treat!).
Why do we call her our Sticky Bun? R.G. gave her the name, but it’s so cute that it stuck (pun intended), and we do like all things sweet and sticky…But we’re not going to explain ourselves. In fact, we want you to guess! Tell us why you think she’s called Sticky Bun.
 The most creative answer will win an ecopy of Jesse’s Girl by Karen Erickson. A winner will be chosen tomorrow at noon PST and announced here in the comments. So be sure to check back to see if you’ve won! Don’t be afraid to be smutty! All for Smut and Smut For All!
Now, on to the interview…
~Sticky Bun, your next book, FORBIDDEN, is a hot, hot, hot ménage story from Samhain. We love a good ménage! Tell us all about it.
 Okay here’s the blurb
Playing With Fire, Book 1
He always wanted what he couldn’t have…
Forbidden desires, secret needs…that’s not what girls are made of. At least, that’s what
Michaela’s past boyfriends told her when she revealed her darkest, dirtiest fantasies. She knows she’s better off without the exes, but she’s lonely—and horny. It doesn’t help that her roommate, Austin, is the most gorgeous man she’s ever laid eyes on. Too bad he’s bisexual…or so he says.
There’s a reason Austin hasn’t been with a woman in a long time. The only one he wants is Michaela. He’s fought his attraction for months, waiting for a sign, desperate to show her she’s everything he wants in a lover. One illicit kiss leads to an explosive night of sex that leaves her wanting more—yet afraid. But Austin is a patient man, more than willing to tear down her boundaries piece by piece. Exposing her to pleasures she’s never known.
Trust leads her to whisper her most deeply held fantasy. One that rouses a new emotion Austin didn’t expect: jealousy. Possessiveness. He’s the only man he wants in her life. And he’ll do whatever it takes to prove it…
It’s about a man who is attracted and loves a person, not necessarily a gender. And though he’s been involved with more men than women over the years, he’s discovered that his attraction to Michaela runs deeper than just a fling. She means something to him and he wants to explore that with her. And he wants to help her explore all of her hidden sexual desires…
~There’s a hint in your book’s warning about ‘delicious punishments’. Can you give us a taste of what that might entail?
Oh, let’s get to the good stuff, right? :) Well, Austin discovers that Michaela likes it naughty so he teases her. Makes her wait, makes her work for it, drives her crazy with wanting him. Nothing too outrageous but he does treat her like the bad girl she is.
~Why do you think ménage-and bi-menage in particular-are so incredibly popular among readers of erotica and erotic romance lately? We know why we like it, but what do you think?
It’s such a fantasy – having all of that attention from sexy men focused on one woman in a traditional ménage. For a bi-menage, I think it becomes titillating, wicked, that everyone shares everything, no barriers, everyone’s happy. And it’s so freeing – no labels, no “he’s a man, she’s a woman, let’s keep it traditional.” Most everyone who reads books with this sort of subject matter would never do anything like this, but it’s certainly fun to fantasize about.
~What else are we going to see from you? What are you working on now, and what’s out next?
I just finished writing a sexy little novella that hopefully our editor (yes I share the same editor as every one of the Smutketeers! Yay!) will enjoy. Tangled, the second book in the Playing With Fire series is coming out January 12th at Samhain. And Tangled is smokin’ hot, just as hot as Forbidden. I had so much fun writing this series. I hope it shows in the books.
~What is a day in your writing life like? We like to imagine you sitting by the pool, a hot cabana boy (or two) flexing their well-oiled muscles in between hand-feeding you grapes and massaging sunscreen onto your….um…shoulders…But, alas, we also know the Smutketeers are more often chained to our computers in flannel pj’s than chained to a bed in silk lingerie. So, confess!
I do have a pool but right now it’s cold and foggy and the only ones hanging out down there are my cats so I don’t think they’d make good cabana boys damn it! I too am chained to my laptop in my sweats, diet Coke by my side as I type my life away. I wish I was chained to a bed in silk lingerie…
~Where can we find you on the Internet? We know Feisty cheats on us and blogs with you on Naughty and Spice. We’re open-minded girls, so we don’t mind…not too much…Tell us about Naughty and Spice, your website, and wherever else you hang out on the Net.
Oh yes, Feisty does the dirty with us over at Naughty & Spice (http://naughty-and-spice.com) and I blog there every Wednesday. I also hang out with The Sizzling Pens (http://sizzlingpens.blogspot.com) every other Monday, another great bunch of super hot writers. You can find all of the latest information on my books, etc. at my website (http://karenerickson.com) and I blog at least five days a week over at my personal blog (http://karenwritesromance.com/blog). I have Twitter and Facebook accounts but lately I’m hardly on them because I’m trying not to be distracted! Those sites are like crack, you can’t stop.
~Do you have any live appearances coming up where stalkers…um…fans…can meet you in person, or online?
I have an interview up over at Book Junkie that was posted on the 13th (a Friday too, spooky!). You can check it out here –
http://myfoolishwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/11/interview-giveaway-with-karen-erickson.html
I will also have an interview up on The Romance Studio Blue site for the month of December.
~And now for some quick questions, in classic Smutketeers style:
~sushi or a well-grilled steak? Steak! Yummm…
~beer on tap or something pink and sweet and girly? Pink and sweet and girly. I don’t like beer. Blech.
~mountain lodge ski trip or lounging on the beach ? The beach—I was married on Maui and desperately want to go back.
~ boxers, briefs or commando? Commando
~cozy pj’s or sleeping in the buff? Cozy pj’s – I have kids who sneak into bed with us on occasion still. That’s a little freaky, LOL.
~rope, handcuffs, or silk scarves? Silk scarves
~voyeur or exhibitionist? Voyeur
Thanks for having me Smutketeers! You know how much I love every single one of you. Smooches!
Karen
NOTE FROM RG: FORBIDDEN IS AVAILABLE AT MBAM NOW! GET IT WHILE ITS HOT ;)
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What a great response! I’m so glad everyone liked our song :) I hope you all had a fantastic Halloween.
The Prizes again…
RG ALEXANDER’S Who Loves a Superhero? (signed), Lux in Shadow (signed) Midnight Falls (ebook)
LILLI FEISTY’S Bound to Please (signed)
EDEN BRADLEY’S Any of her books-print or ebook
CRYSTAL JORDAN’S Ebook of choice from Samhain Publishing
So-we have 6 books, I guess that means, to be fair, we’ll have 6 winners
Deb
Desiree
Leslie Jane
Bella
Darla
Sherry
Congratulations!!
Now I need you to do something for me-email RG at r.g.alexander@hotmail.com and list your choices in the order of the ones you’d most like. I’ll try and get everyone one of their top picks. I’ll let you know via email and then you can send me your addys
ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!
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A little Smutketeer song for everyone. But first-Post a comment here and we will pick several people to win tons of prizes. A signed copy of R.G. Alexander’s Who Loves a Superhero?, A signed copy of Lux in Shadow, ebook Midnight Falls
Lilli Feisty is giving away print and signed copy of Bound to Please.
Crystal Jordan will give away any ebook from her Samhain Backlist!
And Eden Bradley is giving away one of her books-but it will be a grab bag surprise!
See the books and blurbs beneath the song!
SING ALONG!!!
The Smutketeers
Before the Smutketeers came, dark repression ruled the land
Female sexuality was scorned and mocked and banned
Bodice rippers, trashy porn,
the literary elite all mourned
From famous book clubs, they were blocked
For speaking of hard throb-bing cocks.
But in the shadows, you could hear
The whispers for the Smutketeers.
(Chorus)
All for smut and smut for all
That is our battle cry
Fighting for the right to write
Write good sex or die
We won’t give up, we won’t give in
To fantasize is not a sin
So puritans contain your fears
No one can stop the Smutketeers
When they all band together
Eden, RG, Crys and Lil
They rubbed, caressed and filled a spot
That no one else could fill ;)
They sent a message to the world
With their erotic flags unfurled
Sex is needed, sex is good
If you don’t do it
Well, you should
No need to run when lust appears
Just listen to the Smutketeers
(Chorus)
All for smut and smut for all
That is our battle cry
Fighting for the right to write
Write good sex or die
We won’t give up, we won’t give in
To fantasize is not a sin
So puritans contain your fears
No one can stop the Smutketeers
Someday when the double standard for smut is all gone
When everyone is satisfied then they’ll move on
When women do not hide book covers
And men learn to be better lovers
When romance isn’t met with leers
Then they’ll have won, the Smutketeers.
 Who Wants to Date a Superhero?
Gaia City. A place where technology is advanced, superheroes commonplace and the masses are addicted to Who Wants to Date a Superhero?, a show that lets women compete for the chance to win a date with one of Gaia’s Guardians.
Cassie Tidwell never thought she’d be humiliating herself on live vid for dinner with a man in spandex. But the secret she’s keeping will have her jumping through hoops for a chance to have this season’s hunky bachelor, Theta Wave, all to herself.
Will her choice ensure that Graham, the man she’s lusted after for months, never wants to see her again?
When her friend gives her an amethyst anklet engraved with strange symbols, telling her it has the ability to shield her thoughts from the probing powers of Theta Wave, she’s dubious. But she needs all the luck she can get if she’s to fight for one man’s help…and another’s heart.
Who Needs Another Superhero?
Return to Gaia City. Where there are way too many superheroes for Dayna’s peace of mind. Growing up as the unofficial mascot for Gaia’s Guardians hasn’t been easy. So maybe she overcompensates. Takes risks she shouldn’t.
Stone Matthews was an introvert until the day he wandered into the burial chamber of an ancient and powerful ruler and became…Rock Hammer. Now he’s an invincible chick magnet, but he still has no idea how to deal with women. Especially Dayna. The tasty reporter has always pushed his buttons and turned him on, but she’s unattainable.
With Triad still missing, Theta Wave on his honeymoon and the lair in disarray, there is no one around but Stone to save the day when Dayna goes chasing after The Pearl of Isis and a story that could be the death of her. And when he gets his hands on her, all bets are off.
LUX IN SHADOW
Two mates. One sacrifice. It’s a challenge that could save them all…or destroy everything.
Children of the Goddess, Book 2
Because of his own carelessness, Lux Sariel lost his lover at the hands of the shaman Gray Wolf, and put his Trueblood family in grave danger. Now he’s been sent on a mission to find and protect his mortal enemy’s sister. His companion is Arygon, a sexy Alpha who won’t take no for an answer.
When the two men find Sylvain, a sheltered and innocent beauty with power beyond imagining, passions ignite—and suddenly none of them are certain of the future.
No one but the Goddess.
She has a plan that will change everything for Her children, Were and Vampire alike. A challenge that will fulfill the promise of what this unusual threesome have found together…or destroy them all.
Warning: This title contains Vampire and Were nookie, Were and Vampire nookie, Were/Vamp/Were nookie, hot nekkid man nookie….oh, hell—lots of nookie.
His life was stolen to keep their secrets…
Children of the Goddess, Book 4
It has taken years for Liz to lay the past to rest. Now she has been called to find the missing Jasyn Dydarren, the only man who can save her friend Nicolette from the Shadow’s mark. Tracking him means chasing down a secret the Shadow Wolves want buried forever—and another man they want dead. A man with an eerily familiar face, whom she craves with an intensity she can’t explain.
Hannah, an Unborn, never considered herself anything special, but she and Jasyn have something that is. Now her Were has been snatched away. She’s not a fighter, but she’s willing to do whatever it takes to find her heart’s desire and force him to see her as an equal at last. Or die trying.
With alliances on the line and lives in danger, these two very different women must save their men, and come together to discover the truth…and destroy the Shadow once and for all.
Warning: This book contains explicit sex. Sex on the stairs, sex in a tree, sex with two, (and sex with three). Vampires mating. Werewolves mating. And a lot of gratuitous ass kicking.
 BOUND TO PLEASE
FROM FANTASY TO ECSTASY
Ruby Scott is a beautiful, quiet event planner who leads an oh-so-respectable life. Yet the things that go on in her secret fantasies are anything but. She has every intention of keeping her hidden desires under wraps-until she meets a gorgeous, hard-muscled man ten years her junior. Mark St. Crow is a gifted, up-and-coming musician who collects erotic art and loves to “play” women as much as his piano. After one night of uninhibited passion, Ruby realizes there’s no turning back. But as she surrenders to her deepest needs and lets Mark control every forbidden thrill, her passion for him builds. Can the wild, intoxicating nights they share lead to a love that will last forever?
We’ll pick all the winners on Monday-Post here for a chance to win!
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Just something for the weekend. Have fun and post your answers here for everyone to see.
Remember-we’re still in mid-contest for Smutketeers are Sucking Sexy. So posts here count.
1. Favorite vampire romance series? (book)
2. Favorite vampire movie?
3. What vampire power do you most wish you had?
4. Preference: Dead vamp, Virus vamp, Different species Vamp?
5. Giant fangs, or subtle? (not that size matters…its how you use them, right?)
6. Fresh human blood, or only tiny animals and synthetic blood?
7. Stick with the clan or head out on your own and try to live a normal life?
8. Favorite food: Criminals? Or virgins?
9. What two vampire releases are you excited to check out this month? Hint: Releasing from Samhain October 20th.
lol (okay you don’t have to answer that one.)
May your weekend be satisfying, stimulating…and lots of other lovely s words.
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