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ONE BIG BAD BONE DADDY Contest!
by R.G. Alexander on Aug 1st, 2010 25 Comments »

First of all, I want to thank all of the amazing authors who came to join us for Possession Obsession week. We’ve had lots of contests (some still in the works) and lots of wonderful stories/quotes about obsession.  August 3rd is less than 2 days away, and POSSESS ME will be out!

Bone Daddy is chomping at the bit to be done with the waiting, and in some cases, he’s succeeded (since he has been spotted in bookstores here and there, already on the shelves!)

I wanted to bring a little of New Orleans with a dash of voodoo to this last contest to celebrate Possess Me’s release-and I also promised several people chocolate ;)-combining the two was an interesting experiment in Googling lol

THE CHOCOLATE VOODOO DOLL- DANGEROUSLY DELICIOUS :)

And LOVE GODDESS COFFEE MUG- Every sip brings you love and passion

I’m going to give you some options for this contest. I’ll give 3 ways to win since there are 3 stories in POSSESS ME

You can either-

FB, TWEET, BLOG about the Possess Me release and post a link here  (For those who already have…you can never do that too much lol)

OR

Go to a bookstore (or home if you ordered it) and take a pic with friend, family, self or favorite pet with the book and FB, blog or email me so I can post on Smutketeers (if you do FB it, it will be considered a double entry!)

OR

Get a friend to sign up on Smutketeers yahoo loop-they have to mention my name and Bone Daddy-and you and the friend will both be entered to win

Tomorrow I’ll be on Lauren Dane’s blog-you can come visit me there if you’d like *wink* and I am still having the Children of the Goddess series contest on MY BLOG

THE WINNER of this ONE BIG BAD BONE DADDY CONTEST will be announced AUGUST 11th-to give everyone a chance to get to the bookstore for pics :)

I’m so excited! Thanks to all the Smutkedettes who are sharing this journey with me-with us-
ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!

Lauren’s Winner Is….
by R.G. Alexander on Jul 30th, 2010 4 Comments »

Cait045!!

Congratulations! Go to her website www.laurendane.com and pick any book from her backlist-then send her an email titled SMUTKETEER WINNER to receive your prize.

AND-we have more plans for the Smutketeers and Possess Me release party-but if you can’t wait for another contest-I am talking about the men of Possess Me over on my blog and giving away my entire COG series in print! http://www.rgalexander.com/blog/

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!

Lauren Dane Joins Our Week Of Obsession!
by R.G. Alexander on Jul 28th, 2010 34 Comments »

Lauren Dane is here for the POSSESS ME Obsession Celebration!! *Smutketeer fan-girl squee* We love her, can you tell? ;) We also love her recent release INSATIABLE

YUM!

Let’s give her a big Smutketeer welcome as she talks about possession, obsession and desire

LD: There is something primal about desire. Desire runs free through your system whether you will it or not. Sometimes it’s that beautiful pale lavender bag you see when you’re at the mall. The one that makes you stop and take in how the light hits it. You don’t intend to see it and have your attention snagged, it just happens.

Or when you’re driving and he walks by. Shirtless, skin gleaming from the run he’d just finished. Your breath hitches and there it is. You can be happily married and totally satisfied with your life and still get tingly looking at a man, or woman and feel something wild. Just for a brief second even. It takes over and it doesn’t care about context, it is bone deep and ferocious.

I love those things that run through us as humans. The wildness that exists just beneath the surface and I love to write about them.

Possession is one of those primal echoes of desire. A next step, if you dare. Because while desire is primal and at will, possession is a choice.

You choose to possess something, or to be possessed. Or sometimes both. There is something darkly sweet about it. It’s why I love to write romance, that intensity of connection, the desperate need to own, to give oneself to someone else, to want to be owned.

I don’t mean owned in a sense of someone taking freedom from another person. I mean wanting to make that person burn for you, wanting to look at them and know you’re free to touch them however you desire. Or having someone look at you and seeing it in their eyes, that hunger for you.

It’s a huge part of the allure of writing BDSM as well. Taking that possession and ramping it up. It’s not about the physical acts themselves, though hello, it’s part of the fun, but it’s about getting in the head of the characters. Knowing why she submits. Seeing it through her eyes when he looks at her and sees the beauty in the way she kneels. Understanding that she feels adored and cherished when he dominates her. You’re in her head when he possesses her and you can see it’s not a negative act, that his possession is adoration and she feels it.

And then you’re in his head when she does it. When he’s moved beyond words that she kneels when he tells her to, or that she likes the little love bites he leaves on her lower back. That he sees her as the most magnificent being on the planet and that she gives herself to him the way she does makes everything in his life better.

Possession isn’t sweet. It’s raw and hungry and it makes our chemicals dance with each other. I couldn’t imagine a world without it.

Did it just get hot in here? Whew! CONTEST-Post here and tell a friend about our Obsession week and win a copy of ANY book from Lauren’s backlist.

And The Winner Is…
by R.G. Alexander on Jul 16th, 2010 5 Comments »

Well, I actually have 2 winners-because all of you were so great! Thank you for making Truly’s release memorable :) And for those who have been asking, we will let you know the second it hits Amazon Kindle (a bit of a hiccup)

WINNERS

#1 IVELISSE!!

#2 DREA!

Email me at r.g.alexander@hotmail.com and let me know if you would like
a) any ebook from my backlist
b) print, signed copy of Twilight Guardian
c)10 dollar Amazon gift card
d) All of the above

Stay tuned this whole month people! We have amazing authors stopping by like Lauren Dane, Kate Pearce, Beth Williamson, Kayla Perrin and many more!
And POSSESS ME (available for pre-order now and soon to be on Kindle) my debut Berkley release is only 17 days away! So there will be prizes-LOTS of prizes.
and oh yes, there will be chocolate. I promise.
….its okay if its shaped like candied man meat right? *innocent look*

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!

EDITED TO ADD: It’s up on Amazon! WOOHOO! go check it out!

Truly Scrumptious-A Naughty Sing-Along, A Release, And a Contest
by R.G. Alexander on Jul 12th, 2010 36 Comments »

Ever seen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? You know. Disney, Dick Van Dyke, Toot Sweets?
If you know it then you know this song

Awww. Aren’t they cute? Two little pure, sweet children singing. How, you must be thinking to yourselves, could RG have possibly named a dirty dirty foursome after such a sugary song?
Well, I am a Smutketeer, right?
I can’t help it, I’m a petite and innocent flower. I sing Disney songs. I write foursomes. I’m complex. ;)

When I decided to write about 3 chefs and one really lucky PR lady…I honestly couldn’t think of any other name. Here’s a pic and blurb
Scrumptious as a cherry peach parfait…or a sinfully kinky foursome.

Available now at MBAM!
The popular cooking show, Brunch with Laura, is T.S. Larkin’s brainchild. Rather, it was. Because her boss couldn’t keep it in his pants, Truly’s unemployed and not sure what to do with herself. When a juicy tip leads her to the best-kept secret in Denver—three mouthwatering chefs whose restaurant image needs a makeover—her PR instincts start tingling. And her imagination simmers with private fantasies.

Ever since the last woman he, Clay and Louis shared nearly ruined everything, Nate has worked hard to get things back in order. Truly’s ideas could rescue their business, but her non-stop curves, luscious lips and cherry-on-top hair are a sure-fire recipe for another disaster.

But when the ingredients are right, the reaction is inevitable. A kiss in the walk-in explodes into a wild night of indulging Truly’s every sweet and spicy whim. She is the missing ingredient for the perfect foursome. Except Nate is suddenly not so sure he’s willing to let the others lick the spoon, much less share.

Warning: Explicit sex, bisexual ménage, delicious recipes, sexy chefs who like to share. Threesomes, foursomes, kinky food tastings, excessive use of shower toys and chocolate… Hungry yet?

But those cute kids…and that sweet song….how can I live with that? There’s only one thing to do-change the lyrics

Truly Scrumptious, her name is Truly Scrumptious
Blame her mom and dad what can I say?
Nate and Louis, and Clay, desire her
Honest, Truly
why do you need THREE admirers? (I’m jealous)

Truly Scrumptious, though they might be presumptuous
you’ll enjoy it day and night and daaaaay.
Their boundless lust’s unruly
Because they want you Truly
Honest, Truly, they do

(now one for her fellas)
Truly Scrumptious
Those three are truly scrumptious
Candied man meat in a HAWT flambe
Sinful, sexy, they’re too delicious
Honest, Truly
they’re the answer to MY wishes.

Truly Scrumptious, your man banquet is sumptuous
Do you want to share? You sure? I’ll paaaaaaaaaaaaay
I feel all hot and drooly, because I want them Truly
Honest, Truly, I do.

Sorry-lol-got a little carried away. Now where was I? Oh yes, a contest. I have 3 prizes. An ebook from my backlist, a signed print copy of Twilight Guardian, and a ten dollar amazon gift card.
I’m easy (don’t go there) All you have to do to enter is post here and if you’d like, blog/twitter/facebook about Truly and our contest here at Smutketeers. I’ll pick the winner on Friday.
I may choose more than one, and who knows…there may be chocolate in it for ya. *wink*

Winners!
by R.G. Alexander on May 28th, 2010 5 Comments »

You are all wonderful! I love our Smutkedettes! :)

The winner of a $10 MBAM gift certificate is…..Heather!!! YAY!

The winner of an ebook from my backlist is….Bonnie H!! WOOHOO!

AND

Just because I am highly susceptible to flattery ;) the OTHER winner of an ebook from my backlist is….Dawn Vaeoso!!

Send me an email- r.g.alexander@hotmail.com and I will get everyones prizes out to them. Thank you all again. Many of you have mentioned you’ve never read this genre before (to be honest most of us have never written it lol) But I know WE had a blast stepping out of our comfort zone, and I hope you have fun, or had fun, reading it.

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL

The Priestess Is Out! And Contest!
by R.G. Alexander on May 24th, 2010 16 Comments »

The last book in the Wasteland series-The Priestess-is out right now, available to purchase at MBAM !! Tomorrow it will be available everywhere, even on Amazon
I’ll give you the blurb and then the contest

Damn the rules, damn the gods…even if he has to share her, she belongs to him.
Wasteland, Book 4

High Priestess Xian has followed the Path of the Peaceful Sun since she was chosen at birth. Yet the joy she receives from helping others is overshadowed by her growing belief that the world they live in is…wrong.

At a crossroads, unsure of her ability to do her job—unsure of anything—she journeys to the ruins of the old city, hoping to uncover secrets that will give her clarity. Instead she finds the path to her goal clouded by an unexpected desire for her handsome guard, Hel, and for the battered stranger they find along the way.

Hel can’t prevent Xian from reaching out to the mysterious Siraj, but there is danger in allowing him to stay. Siraj belongs to no caste, follows no rules but his own. And Xian’s fascination with him makes Hel’s blood boil. No one can know that Hel has always loved her, or the secret he’s kept hidden for years. But Siraj’s advances and Xian’s curiosity force Hel to cross lines he never before dared…

Warnings
The word of the day is Voyeurism. Oh, and explicit sex with two men and one previously repressed High Priestess. Bi ménage, anal sex, oral sex, kissing, licking, rimming, author blushing …so you know it must be good.

CONTEST
This is it-the big finale. Where the rubber meets the road. If you haven’t gotten the other books in the Wasteland series you should-as with most situations-we are more fun as a foursome. ;) With that thought in mind, I’m offering a $10 MBAM gift card to the winner of this contest-just in case. I’ll add a copy of any ebook from my backlist to a second winner if they mention they want it in a post.

What you must do. Go out, you sexy smutkadettes, and spread the word! Blog about the Wasteland series in general, about my book Tweet or FB or review on Goodreads (yes reviewers can enter too wink) Even tell a friend about us. Whatever you want. Leave a link and let us know on the blog. And I will pick a winner on Friday!

I know, I’m shameless. But you secretly love it.

Let’s Recap, Shall We? The Final Wasteland Story Is On The Way!
by R.G. Alexander on May 23rd, 2010 5 Comments »

The Smutketeers meet, fall madly in friendly, smutty love and decide to save the world (from boredom and blushing). They have telephone 4-ways. Lots of them. They create a blog. It’s so much fun they decide to write a continuity series together where, instead of saving the world, they plot its demise and renewal.

This month of May has been all Wasteland, all the time, each week a new story, all different, all connected by the same past tragedy, the same restrictive rules. Oh and contests. We’ve had a few of those. ;)
Let’s recap, shall we?

The Wanderer-by Crystal Jordan
This story opens up the reader’s eyes to a whole new world. Kadira and Ezra’s chemistry burn up the pages, not to mention what happens when they bring more people into their bed. The Wasteland comes alive in a wild post apocalyptic way that reveals a tribal community with technological know how and a lot of…um…interesting customs. RT Book Reviews gave it 4 stars and said, “Anyone who loves to read about new worlds, fierce warriors, and hot sex needs to get this story!”
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The Whore-by Lilli Feisty
You may think the title says it all. And its true, no one does in your face gritty like our Feisty, but there is a lot of vulnerability, humor, and yes, man on man while a woman is watching love as well. Feisty takes us to the edges of city life. The darker edges. Shows us that there is more to this Wasteland than meets the eye. And she shows us pirates…I mean…pirates for heaven’s sake. RT gave her 4 stars as well, calling The Whore ” a quick, sexy read with just a touch of action. “
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The Breeder-by Eden Bradley
Nitara brings us into the heart of Kroy Wen, the sacred Temple. She shows us civilization-the fragile, barely hidden barbarity of it. And she shows us that when love is involved, acts of great courage are still possible, even in the Wasteland. (And yes, you heathens, she also shows us dirty nookie and threesomes and man on man love.) Her RT review isn’t up yet, but I have a feeling the sensual journey will be a big hit.
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The Priestess-by RG Alexander
The final book gets to touch base with each of the worlds. Most closely intertwined with Eden Bradley’s Breeder, it starts in the Temple. But Xian, The High Priestess, comes into contact with pirates, thieves, and Wanderers. Hel, her Sun Guard, has a past with them as well. When Xian goes off to discover the truth about the world shes living in, why she doesn’t have all the answers as High Priestess, she takes Hel along and they discover the addictive taste of freedom.

I’m very excited about The Priestess (Coming out this Tuesday the 25th at Samhain) , but I have to warn you, if you REALLY want to get the most out of it, you should read the other 3 Wasteland books, starting with Crystal Jordan’s.
And yes-I will have a contest tomorrow. :)

Dirty Talk-And Feisty’s Winner
by R.G. Alexander on May 15th, 2010 3 Comments »

Come talk to The Smutketeers this evening at the Samhain Cafe !

We will be giving things away and stirring up trouble. As usual ;)

The Winner of Feisty’s contest is Anna Shah Hoque! YAY Anna!! Feisty will send you a copy of The Whore as soon as she gets back from a rather unexpected sojourn in the badlands. ;)

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!

We are back!
by R.G. Alexander on May 3rd, 2010 2 Comments »

Can you believe it? It’s May. Or, as we like to call it, the month of The Smutketeers!

All month long, every Tuesday, a Smutketeer will have a book release at Samhain from the Wasteland series.

But first….We had a blast at RT. We dirty danced too much (can you do that? Really?) We got into the craziest costumes (Eden won two nights in a row for hers-and yes, there are pictures) And we met up with friends old and new.
Club RT was a little crazy-and we ended up taking pictures with lots of friends and fans. But we didnt forget the at home players.
The winner of the at home contest is….. Bridget!! Send an email to r.g.alexander@hotmail.com , remind me of all the books you chose and I will make sure you get all of your ebooks. Congratulations!!

This month, you should all check in at Smutketeers every day or two. We will have video-pics-and release excerpts for The Wanderer, The Whore, The Breeder, and The Priestess. More contests-some nudie pictures-What?!!

Are you wondering about our Steampunk photo shoot? We gave you a little in color taste above. We did it on location at a place in Columbus called The Depot. It was wonderful. And the people who worked there were fantastic and fascinated by our antics. “Why are those women in corsets rolling on the bed?”

We’ll be adding those pics to the gallery very soon.

Now on to the good stuff. Crystal Jordan’s book release is tomorrow. The Wanderer! A bad ass sexy Wanderer and her inventive lover. She’ll be giving us a teasing excerpt tomorrow. Can’t wait!

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!