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December 20th….And another contest
by R.G. Alexander on Dec 20th, 2012 25 Comments »

RG: First, we have to announce yesterday’s winner of a $10 Amazon or B&N gift card!

Becki Wyer!! Congratulations-send an email to r.g.alexander@hotmail.com for your prize

 

And now onto Day 2- See Contest below.

RG the Smutty Professor:

So some of you may or may not know this, but I studied ancient religions, mythology and anthro and archaeology in college. A long long time ago when I was younger and my brain worked properly :)

I was all set to be Lara Croft or Indiana Jones. To find the hidden clues or the connections that all of us share. And I did learn some amazing things. How some myths across the globe are so incredibly similar that they can be spooky. How some people, like the Mayans, Dogons and other ancient civilizations, knew about stars and planets we only found out about once we got some seriously advanced tech and sent probes into space. These people knew their shit…then of course, like we all do until we find a concrete, factual explanation or proof to the contrary, they used stories to explain what they were seeing. Those stories became myths and the myths became religions. Planets and dwarf stars were homes to the gods. The milky way was the womb of a mother goddess.

Its enough to set a writer’s imagination on fire.

So what profoundly important event might the Mayans actually have been pointing to? No clue. You might have an idea  if you watch a lot of History or Discovery channel…or you might be really intrigued and moderately paranoid if you watch Ancient Aliens lol. Some believe it is a unique alignment of planets that only happens every twenty five thousand or so years (I’m bad at math lol). And sure, some believe that the Mayan’s just ran out of stone to write on. :)  Many are sure that they did not mean the world was ending, but perhaps it would be changing. A new era.

Most are just plain fascinated by the fact that a civilization of people who lived so long ago created a calendar that lasted centuries after they were gone, that continued until now in 2012.

Some people just think the carving is pretty-which-come on now-it is.

Personally, I think nothing is written in stone…even if it is written in stone lol I think anything is possible, which is, I suppose, why I gravitate toward creating my own worlds and imagining what ifs. What if it were like our Wasteland series? What if it were like that Twilight Zone episode that Cookie favors- where awesome aliens come down, heal all diseases and offer you a ride in their ship which you accept…only to find out that their book To Serve Mankind is really a cookbook!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Okay that’s probably not it. :)

We could look back at this year in 2020 and say, “Wow, that was a really important year.” Or we could just roll our eyes at yet another conspiracy theory in a long line of zany, end of the world prophecies.

You never can tell….

 

And now…if you didn’t fall asleep during the Professory lecture :)

Onto the books. Let’s Talk Series.

Eden Bradley has a couple you definitely want to check out.

I love her Edge series with Berkley Pleasure’s Edge, Desire’s Edge and Temptation’s Edge

 

Her Midnight Playground vampire series with Samhain: The Seeking Kiss, Bloodsong, The Turning Kiss , Eversong, and her prequel Ever the Turning

 

Smutketeer Robin L Rotham has a few series too. There is a reason I call her my Dirty Alien Farm Wife *wink*

As we talked about yesterday-there are her dirty dirty aliens. Alien Overnight, Enemy Overnight, and her next alien book in the series, Amorous Overnight will be out in 2013!!!

She also has her dirty dirty farm guys from the Carnal series. Carnal Harvest and Carnal Compromise. And yes, I’m pretty sure another Carnal will be in the works soon *G*

 

 

And now it is my turn. You know I’m a sucker for series. Everything from my Unborn vampire saga The COTG series with Regina in the Sun, Lux in Shadow, Twilight Guardian and Midnight Falls…to my Magian witches in Wicked Sexy, Wicked Bad and Wicked Release (with Wicked Dangerous coming around Feb of 2013), and Veiled Temptation series Lifting the Veil and Piercing the Veil (Behind the Veil should also be out around March 2013, with Veiled Temptation quickly following) There is also my Shifting Reality series with My Shifter Showmance, My Demon Saint and My Vampire Idol (January 2013)

See? I’m a series whore lmao

Four for Christmas is even a sequel to Three for Me?

And of course you all remember…since I mentioned it yesterday…The Smutketeers holiday series A Kinky Christmas Carol with Getting Scrooged, Not So Tiny Tim and Marley in Chains

***CONTEST***

This time two people have a chance to win a $10 Gift certificate for Amazon or B&N-all you have to do is once again pimp our Christmas series. If you don’t have FB or Twitter but you’ve read it, you can always add a review on Amazon, B&N or Goodreads. Also-post here and tell us how you are planning to celebrate Dec 21st. Will it just be another day? Will you get naked and drink wine while waiting for the end? Or something even more interesting? (We were planning on throwing a party here, with end of the world kits and zombie anti-virus etc. But with X-mas and all-its just been too crazy lol So now, I’m thinking of just cuddling on the couch and watching Deep Impact or Day After Tomorrow Lmao….sounds romantic huh?)

Winners will be picked tomorrow!!

In the End…It’s The Story
by R.G. Alexander on Dec 19th, 2012 26 Comments »

RG: No longer the X-mas Elf but I still had some rhyme left in me. Thinking about the coming date December 21st (you should check out International Heat’s blog contest on the subject) and I wanted to share my thoughts with you…also some books and a contest lol

If the world were to end

In fire or in flood

Via disappointing aliens

Who lust for our blood

Or maybe by a virus

Spread through a deadly bite

Though I’d have a few regrets I know

I’m glad I got to write

I’m far too slow to make a go

of running from my doom

I’d never be picked for an “ark”

Just can’t afford a room

But if I must imagine it

the possibility

I would miss all of the lives I’ve lived

And all those yet to be

In reality, I’m just a girl

who sits in sweats and tees

Spinning dreams of love and magic

Of what if and what might be

Here within my mind

I’ve been a queen

a warrior and a rake

I have saved the world and risked my life

all for my true love’s sake

In the real world I

would have loose ends

like everyone, I guess

Friends I have lost

and treasures tossed

All the times I failed my tests

But then I have been a priestess

and traveled between worlds

Even been a superhero

just waiting for his girl

I have been an Unborn Reader

spoken of in prophecy

So if it’s the end

then in the end

I love what I got to be

It’s true we need to tell our tales

even in our day to day

What would we be without them?

Maybe we would fade away

So as long as there is someone

Weaving yarns of greater glory

Humanity will yet survive

What will save us is the story

 RG: and now the books and a contest! Did I mention priestess and aliens and the end of the world? :)

Does anyone remember the Wasteland series with Samhain? We did that with fellow authors Crystal Jordan (who wrote The Wanderer) and Lilli Feisty (who wrote The Whore). Here’s the video-I love the music!

Eden Bradley and my offerings were The Breeder and The Priestess

Destined to serve the desires of an entire city, all she wants is one man. Or maybe two…

Wasteland, Book 2

Born to the Temple, Nitara knows the Great Goddess’s plan for her: to bring life into what is left of an arid and wasted Earth. Since puberty she has been trained to arouse and titillate, to ensure the continuation of the human race.

As is the custom, the man captured for her is strong of blood, though considered little more than a wild animal. Yet when she looks into his eyes, she sees no primitive creature, but the man whose face and hands haunt her sensual dreams.

For Akaash, a hunter and warrior, it’s his shame that he will be sacrificed to a goddess he doesn’t believe in, for a people who are not his own, leaving behind his Wanderer clan—and his bonded lover, Dhatri. Locked in the bowels of the Temple, he has a month to ponder his fate, all while falling helplessly under the spell of the virgin temptress who will soon take his life.

With each tortuously erotic encounter, however, Akaash realizes that Nitara is as much a prisoner as he. If he can just get a message out to Dhatri, there may be a slim chance both of them can escape…

Warning: Sexual acts in a prison cell, by the sea, in the desert, on an altar, with every possible combination of dirty deeds between two men and one very lucky woman, and all of it hot enough to melt sand! And her panties. If she were wearing any.

Damn the rules, damn the gods…even if he has to share her, she belongs to him.

Wasteland, Book 4

High Priestess Xian has followed the Path of the Peaceful Sun since she was chosen at birth. Yet the joy she receives from helping others is overshadowed by her growing belief that the world they live in is…wrong.

At a crossroads, unsure of her ability to do her job—unsure of anything—she journeys to the ruins of the old city, hoping to uncover secrets that will give her clarity. Instead she finds the path to her goal clouded by an unexpected desire for her handsome guard, Hel, and for the battered stranger they find along the way.

Hel can’t prevent Xian from reaching out to the mysterious Siraj, but there is danger in allowing him to stay. Siraj belongs to no caste, follows no rules but his own. And Xian’s fascination with him makes Hel’s blood boil. No one can know that Hel has always loved her, or the secret he’s kept hidden for years. But Siraj’s advances and Xian’s curiosity force Hel to cross lines he never before dared…

Warning: The word of the day is Voyeurism. Oh, and explicit sex with two men and one previously repressed High Priestess. Bi ménage, anal sex, oral sex, kissing, licking, rimming, author blushing …so you know it must be good.

Robin L Rotham has us covered in the alien department. Only they aren’t disappointing AT ALL. They are incredibly sexy. If you haven’t, you should read her Alien series, starting with Alien Overnight!

Commander Kellen is on Earth recruiting women for his planet’s sex-starved males. Not particularly excited by human anatomy, he seeks nothing more for himself than the occasional slaking of his needs with some anonymous female — which shouldn’t be a problem, since she’ll have to face the other way to accommodate his special anatomical needs.

Dr. Monica Teague is thrilled with her ten-year assignment caring for Garathan’s sexual recruits. Her quirky looks and childish excuse for a body guarantee she’ll never be expected to put out — which is kind of a bummer, now that she’s up to her armpits in horny alien beefcake.But, when an overdose of alien pheromones makes Monica drunk off her ass, Kellen quickly claims the odd little doctor before another Garathani realizes what she is.

The overdose sparks a violent chain reaction in her, and when Monica finally wakes, she’s got the body of a porn star — and two sexy alien mates who are determined to tame her.If only she were as determined not to let them…Reader Advisory: Contains menage a trois sexual scenes.

and in case you’ve forgotten to put us on your Holiday Reading List…

Get The Smutketeers Kinky Christmas Carol- GETTING SCROOGED by Eden Bradley, NOT SO TINY TIM by Robin L Rotham, and MARLEY IN CHAINS by RG Alexander today!!

 

 

 

**CONTEST**

Spread the word about our Christmas series and post here to tell us about where you pimped-as well as the name of your favorite end of the world/alien invasion/post-apocalyptic/zombie movie. Today’s winner (picked tomorrow) will receive a $10 Amazon or Barnes & Noble gift card. the 20th and 21st we will have new posts and the chance to win a gift card on both days!! So make sure to come back as we say goodbye to the last calendar…and move on to something brand spanking new. (yes, I said spanking lol)

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!!!

 

Shhh…Smutketeers Are Napping…
by R.G. Alexander on Dec 18th, 2012 2 Comments »

We will be back tomorrow with our countdown to the end of all things. Today we are recovering from the 12 Days of X-mas. You understand :)

 

All for Smut! xoxoxo

The Smutketeers

Now even cuter with BUNNIES! *whispers* bunnies. awwww.

Smutketeer Birthday for Dirty Alien Farm Wife Robin L Rotham!
by R.G. Alexander on Nov 18th, 2012 21 Comments »

Once upon a time there was an adorable little girl. But wait–the story doesn’t end there :)

 

The little girl grew up, several birthdays went by and she found her guy and went to live in farm country to raise some pretty adorable children herself.

And then?

Well, then the story gets crazy.

She becomes an erotic romance author. She writes about aliens and farm wives and seriously twisted yet sexy bdsm scientists :)

And she starts hanging out with these two *you can see Robin behind the wings* ;)

These two are kind of a bad influence, and now that she’s a Smutketeer they plan on getting her into all sorts of trouble by the time her next birthday rolls around

…You’re welcome lol

 

EVERYONE WISH ROBIN A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

and don’t forget to check her out if you haven’t already (come on, admit it, I know I have. She’s awesome)

And coming VERY SOON!

RG Note: Happy Birthday to my special dafw diamond xoxo

The Smutketeers And Their Freaky Weekend Before Halloween-A Contest
by R.G. Alexander on Oct 26th, 2012 53 Comments »


Cue the scary music…

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Mwahaha! Welcome to the Smutketeers house of horror, lingerie and all things dirty and wicked. Enter at your own risk…you know you want to.

We’ve been cooking up all types of treats, and yes, a few tricks. We’re always up to something. I mean, come on, have you met us? *g*

Not only will we be party-hopping all around the town (see links below), and not only do we have an amazing contest (see contest below also lol) but our newest and, we all agree, dirtiest Smutketeer Robin L Rotham has been inspired. She’s created something so unbelievably naughty, so audaciously dirty and fantastically and frighteningly fascinating for this fiendish holiday, that we knew we had to share it.

This ain’t your mama’s Frankenstein story, oh no. But it is alive…IT’S ALIVE!!!!

Or it will be on Monday, October 29th :)

Its FrankenDom!!

A scientist with an obsession. A protégée with an agenda. And a surgeon with needs too long denied…

Vascular surgeon Dr. Rachel McBride knows she’d be insane to pass up a prestigious fellowship for the chance to work on Julian Kilmartin’s cutting-edge research project. The reclusive neurologist has been the object of her submissive daydreams since residency, and time and distance have only strengthened the dark compulsion.

To complicate matters, a former lover who was all too aware of her attraction to Julian is also on the team. Charmingly obnoxious Dr. Colin Carter was Julian’s protégée back in the day, and nothing appears to have changed…or has it? There’s an earnestness to Colin now, an urgency she’s never seen in him—and he claims her desire for Julian was reciprocated but deliberately left unfulfilled.

When she takes the chance and travels to eastern Europe, Rachel discovers that research is only part of her job description—and submission is only the beginning of the sexual excesses Julian and Colin will demand from her.

But when the unthinkable nature of Julian’s research project is finally revealed, Rachel is ready to run from the men she thought she knew. Securing her cooperation will take a touch of coercion, a bit of bondage, and all the erotic torture two deliciously deviant doctors can apply.

Reader Advisory: You should assume any Robin L. Rotham book contains BDSM elements, anal play, and every possible ménage à trois permutation plus occasional spares. Additionally, FrankenDom contains mad scientists, real dungeons, whips, chains, spanking, a variety of taboo fantasies, mild puppy play, electrical devices in uncomfortable places, humor, and an intimidating ratio of sadists to masochists.

BDSM Queen and Smutketeer Eden Bradley, author of The Dark Garden,  has gotten first read and says, “Robin L. Rotham is the new Queen of hardcore BDSM! FRANKENDOM is gorgeous, brilliant, sensual, frightening-the ultimate, kinkily twisted retelling of the classic Frankenstein. Be afraid. Be very afraid.”

RG here-and I would just like to add my quote-”HOLY HANNAH!” Thereby confirming that I am, without doubt, now the comparatively innocent Smutketeer of this smutty bunch. lol

Are you ready for the contest? *fanning self* I am.

***CONTEST***

Since we all have things coming out and going on-we’re having a fun blog hop and we’d like everyone to participate. All these blogs have contests as well, so more ways for you to win. YAY! So we’ll see you there. And as for the rest of the contest–post here and tell us all about the best Halloween treat you’ve ever had (yes, it can be food or something kinky…we enjoy both) Oh and Retweet and FB this contest!!!

We’ll be watching (but, you know, not in a spooky stalkerish way) mwahahahaha!

Blog Tour! R.G. and her fellow Smutketeers members Eden Bradley aka Eve Berlin, Crystal Jordan and Robin L. Rotham are doing a Smutacular Halloween Giveaway blog tour to celebrate their latest releases! The dates and stops will be:

-Oct 26th-Under the Covers
-Oct 27th-The Book Tart
-Oct 28th In Love With Romance

(We will also be at Samhain Yahoo Group on 28th from 8-10 central)
-Oct 29th- Bitten By Books
-Oct 30th-Harlie’s Book Blog
-Oct 31st-My Secret Romance

The winner  for OUR contest will be chosen November 1st!
RG Alexander

NOTE: The winner of this contest will be announced November 1st, and will receive a $100 Amazon Gift Card!!

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!!!

Have fun! ;)

Wicked Release and Unleashed!
by R.G. Alexander on Sep 24th, 2012 3 Comments »

*singing* Ain’t no mountain high enough, ain’t no tech glitch big enough, ain’t no string of luck bad enough…to keep this menage book from youuuuuuu

*G*

Its out!! Wicked Release is finally, really truly honestly out and Available on Smashwords, Amazon and pending at B&N!!

Book 3 in the popular Wicked3 Series!

When you’ve waited centuries for release…will three be the magic number?

 

Cursed for hundreds of years by a rejected suitor and an ultimate betrayal, Sarah Blackwood has had plenty of time to plan vengeance…and escape. When she sensed a magic that called out to her own, she instinctively drew it to her, desperately hoping it would be her way out.

She never expected what happened next.

Con and Lorie have always known their Triad was incomplete. They didn’t realize the woman they’d been waiting for had been born over three hundred years too early, or that a twist of magical fate would bring them together at last.

Sarah has sworn vengeance on all the families involved in her imprisonment, including the Abbotts. Will she use her unique abilities to destroy them all, or will the two men she can’t seem to resist convince her–with a little help and a lot of kink–that love is the best revenge?

Warning: Explicit Menage Sex. Sex in the grass and sex in a chair. One magical mirror sees sex everywhere. A little spanking, a little kink and the dirtiest magical threesome in the land.

 

Note: I’m very excited to announce that this book is NOT the last in the Wicked series. AND the next book will take us back to those original Magians the readers love…Tucker, Callie and Tyghe!! Wicked Dangerous will be out early 2013…I can’t wait

 

Thanks again to everyone who participated in the contest, sent emails and fb messages–and reminded me again why I do this–because my readers are THE BEST!!

P.S. Having a contest on Smutketeers Yahoo Group! Join up if you want to enter!!

 

UPDATE Tuesday Smutketeer Release!

It is a future few envisioned–humans with the ability to shape and shift into every imaginable predator on earth. This new world is dangerous, dark and filled with desire…

HUNTING TEMPTATION

Fox-shifter Gea Crevan is a PI working a case deep in the underbelly of New Chicago. She relies on ruthless businessman Quilliam North for good intel and even better sex, but resists taking him as her mate. Until she witness his carnal lust for another, and suddenly all her feral instincts are unleashed…

RECLAIMING TEMPTATION

Grifter Felicia Tamryn is half cheetah and all woman who always gets what she wants. Until the day she tries to con Constantine Breckenridge and instead finds her heart held tight in the talons of an eagle-shifter. Felicia tries to run but her past and her body betray her, catching her in a sexual trap of her own making…

For more info: http://www.crystaljordan.com/books/unleashed

 

A Wicked Kindle Fire Contest-Where RG Comes Clean
by R.G. Alexander on Sep 13th, 2012 129 Comments »

So…I’ve been getting emails about the third novella in my Wicked series-Wicked Release. And rightfully so, since the deadline for its release was moved. I have some excuses. Computer insanity, technical glitches, a teensy irritating cold and I am currently in the middle of a move to another city, so I haven’t been able to get on everything as quickly as possible. (August and September have been BUSY) As this novella is being self-published, that has an effect on the release and I’m really sorry about that.

HOWEVER

Now I have a solid, set in stone date for the release which is Friday, September 21st

My readers have been amazingly patient, and I want to thank you all so much…with a contest to make the wait easier.

First let’s take a look at the first two books in the series, as well as a sneak peek at this next one.

Something magic this way comes…

Callie has always known the Abbotts were different. Witches, though they call themselves “Magians”. They are her second family. Harrison Abbott has been her best friend since they were children. Tucker Abbott, her life-long crush. And their brother, Tyghe? A magical pain in her backside.

When the Abbotts need her human perspective to solve a mystery, she doesn’t hesitate. Especially since it means getting everything she ever wanted. A chance to be one of them, to have magic, even if it’s only temporary.

Someone is attacking young women at Triune, a ritual that helps Magians find their perfect threesome—the match that will complete their magic and their hearts. Callie expected to be dazzled by her first glimpse into the Magian world, but the bone-melting desire between her and the Abbott brothers isn’t part of the plan.

Nor is the decades-old secret that makes her the target of a killer…

Warning: Explicit sex, magical dresses, mind-reading rooms and mind-boggling threesomes.

 

 

It’s a bumpy ride to dirtily ever after-

Harrison Jennera Abbot was born with a silver broomstick in her hand. Heiress to a Magian dynasty. Good witch extraordinaire. She’s sick of it. She longs to be human, normal like her friend Callie. Or, uh, as normal as Callie ever gets.
She thought running away would be an adventure, but three months playing human has given her a new point of view. Just as she’s ready to return home, though, the real adventure begins. In short order, she’s attacked, saved, kidnapped-and seduced.
Jacob and Ric are convinced that Harrison is the destined third of their triad-if they can convince her they won’t use her as a sexual chew toy, or a social stepping stone. Before they can make her beg for the match, though, she needs to know the truth about who tried to kill her. And why her brother keeps sending her cryptic psychic messages. Hard as it might be on their Magian male pride, they might have to let her go-trusting that in the end, she’ll choose them.
Warning: Contains an accidental orgasm, crimes of passion, sentient ropes,
powerful witches and bisexual Magians being magically delicious. Oh, and
a charmed shower that only lives to please you.

 

 

And finally, coming September 21st

When you’ve waited centuries for release…will three be the magic number?

Cursed for hundreds of years by a rejected suitor and an ultimate betrayal, Sarah Blackwood has had plenty of time to plan vengeance…and escape. When she sensed a magic that called out to her own, she instinctively drew it to her, desperately hoping it would be her way out.

She never expected what happened next.

Con and Lorie have always known their Triad was incomplete. They didn’t realize the woman they’d been waiting for had been born over three hundred years too early, or that a twist of magical fate would bring them together at last.

Sarah has sworn vengeance on all the families involved in her imprisonment, including the Abbotts. Will she use her unique abilities to destroy them all, or will the two men she can’t seem to resist convince her–with a little help and a lot of kink–that love is the best revenge?

Warning: Rampant exhibitionism, angry sex followed by make-up sex followed by….I’ll let you guess. A little bondage, some spanking, and the dirtiest magical threesome in the land.

 

**WICKED KINDLE FIRE CONTEST**

 

Want a chance to win a Kindle Fire? Post here and let me know and you’ll be entered. Any tweets or fb or blog posts letting people know about Wicked Release and telling them when it will be out (if you let me know by posting the links here) will earn you extra entries into the contest!

Yes, it is that easy!

Winners will be announced on September 21st

Let the wild Magian Rumpus begin!!

 

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!

 

UPDATE

The Winner is….

Megan from Comment #95! send me an email t r.g.alexander@hotmail.com with your address to receive your Kindle Fire!

Thank you everyone so much! It means more to me than you know that you all came out to celebrate the release. And yes. We’ve had another hiccup. But it’s a hiccup thats being fixed as we speak, and it WILL be out tonight on smashwords, and everywhere else by tomorrow… if I have to go insane and take everyone else with me!! lol
I’ll update a link on FB, twitter and on the blog when its ready to click!!

Enter the Sweet Sexy Scorching Blog Hop!
by R.G. Alexander on Aug 31st, 2012 6 Comments »

Its been going on for a little while now, but you still have a chance if you’re in a commenting mood. And guess whose books are in the spotlight today?

RG Alexander :) *whispers* thats me

But Crystal and Eden are on it too. Great prizes everyday, and grand prizes as well. Go check it out!

1. My Secret Romance     2. Aestas Book Blog

3. House Millar       4. Day Dreaming 

5. Close Encounters With The Night Kind 

6. Swept Away By Romance   7. The Smutty Kitty     

8. Lori’s Book Blog            9. My Odd Little World

10. Blackraven’s Erotic Cafe     11. The Book Tart

12. In Love With Romance

Check it out!!

 

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!

Doin’ Kaily Hart…Smutketeer Style
by R.G. Alexander on Aug 27th, 2012 28 Comments »

Kaily:

Virgins in Romance. Really?

I write hot— hot and steamy—whether it’s contemporary or paranormal. I don’t really care for the ‘erotic’ label because it comes with so many different connotations, but let’s say my bedroom door stays wide open. In my stories, of course J. I’ve always had a hard time really getting invested in books with virgins (in current day romance) in the genres I write in. I mean…really? There would have to be extreme circumstances at play presented in a way that’s totally ‘buyable’. It’s doable, of course it is, but there have been quite a few books I’ve read with this scenario that didn’t really pull it off. Based on that, it was a bit of a surprise to me when I was writing my latest release, RISE OF HOPE, that the heroine ended up being a virgin. Hello! Of course, saying Devon’s circumstances are extreme is really an understatement, so I hope I pulled it off.

 

The below excerpt is from RISE OF HOPE and Seth is being…well, Seth. What more can I say? He’s not exactly a sensitive, touchy-feely, new-age guy, but that’s why I love him J. And he’s not dealing with the ‘discovery’ that well either.

“I’ve never been with a virgin before,” he blurted, letting her hand drop from him.

Jesus, he could barely remember being one himself. How the hell could he do this? And why was he even considering it?

“I’m not completely without knowledge, Seth,” she whispered. “I mean, I know the mechanics—“

Christ,” he bit out. “Theory doesn’t count for much when it comes to this.”

He ran the fingers of one hand through his hair. It was a dumbass idea to begin with. It should have never even gotten this far, he should never have let it.

“Devon, I don’t—I’m not—I’m out of my league here. With this, with all of it.”

It was a first. He was always so sure of himself, always knew without any doubt exactly what needed to be done—but this, with her? No clue.

“Just…do whatever you’d normally do.”

Was she serious?

“If I did that, I’d be inside you and we’d be fucking already.”

Hell, the whole thing might already have been over by now.

 

JUST FOR FUN

Beer or girly drink with an umbrella?

I know I might lose my ‘Australianism’ for this, but I hate beer! LOL

Vanilla or chocolate?

Chocolate all the way, baby!

Boxers, briefs or commando?

Totally depends on the guy :)

Steak or sushi?

Sushi!

Jeans or stilettos?

Why not both together?

Elegant fop or rough-edged rogue?

The rougher the better I say!

 

BLURB – RISE OF HOPE

A secret ancient race of humans with fantastical abilities, the Vadïm are on the brink of extinction. Many of their women are imprisoned by an organization known as The Assembly, their history all but lost . . .

Devon Monroe has been a prisoner her entire life. She’s determined to make sense of the strange markings on her body, to learn why no one may touch her, to find where she belongs. That means escaping into the unknown, where she has no choice but to trust her self-appointed protector.

Soldier for hire Seth Eastman has a job to do: deliver Devon to safety. When Seth discovers the markings on Devon’s body, he’s stunned at what it means. And at how she awakens his long-suppressed needs. As they struggle to escape detection and search for the truth of the Vadïm, can he ever hope to claim her for his own?

 ***Contest***

So…what do YOU think about virgins in romance? Yay? Nay? Depends? Have you read one that you think was done well? I’ll give away a choice of ebook from my backlist to a random commenter through Wednesday 11:59 pm Eastern.

 

ABOUT KAILY

Kaily Hart, a seemingly straight-laced mother of four, left corporate America and a high-powered, lucrative career to be a stay at home mom. Right… That lasted about four weeks, during which time she realized she had a deeply repressed dream—to write. And (gasp) romance at that! Who knew? By day, Kaily plays conservative wife and soccer mom, but at night crafts hot and steamy tales of romance and love with gorgeous heroes who wouldn’t dream of leaving the toilet set up. Ever. She’s smart and sassy, at least in her own mind, and is creating as many happy ever afters as she can, one hot story at a time. Kaily never would have thought she’d be doing this, but now that she is? Well, you couldn’t pay her enough to do anything else.

Kaily’s books, PICTURE THIS, PAY UP, PLAY ME & POINT BLANK (yeah, she has a thing for book titles that start with ‘P’), are all currently available from Ellora’s Cave. Her latest release RISE OF HOPE, book 1 in the Fabric of Fate series, is now available from Carina Press. You can find out more information about all Kaily’s books here and read more about RISE OF HOPE here.

If anyone would want to contact me (which I would love by the way) or just keep up with what I’m doing, you can find me all over:

Web – www.kailyhart.com

Blog – http://kailyhart.blogspot.com/

Facebook – http://www.facebook.com/kaily.hart

Twitter – http://twitter.com/kailyhart

Pinterest – http://pinterest.com/kailyhart/

WINNERS!!
by R.G. Alexander on Aug 20th, 2012 8 Comments »

Aren’t we all winners? Really? Look at the fun we’ve had. And I’m pretty sure we made some new friends. Which was the point.

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Okay I won’t tease you. *g*

After an intense eenie meenie miny mo session-we have our winners

4th place prize winner who will receive a copy of their choice of an ebook from Eden Bradley, Robin L. Rotham AND me-RG Alexander is….

(note: since original miny mo landed on reader WE KNOW has read everything we have lol-I had to do a second round on this one. Just keeping it real lol)

Crystal Guidroz !!!

2nd and 3rd place winners, who each win a $25 Amazon Gift Card are…

Shadow!!!

and

SheriV!!!

And the first place winner, who will receive the grand prize of a $100 Amazon Gift Card is….

Raonaid Luckwell!!!

 

Congratulations!!!

All the winners should send me an email at r.g.alexander@hotmail.com for their prizes :)

 

And for our new friends and old, you might want to stick around for a while, because we are gearing up for tons of visiting authors, new releases, and our special brand of Smutpaloozas now that summer is almost over.

 

ALL FOR SMUT AND SMUT FOR ALL!