Smutketeers

As time moves on, I think you might discover that I, Ms. ‘Lil Feisty, tend to be, well, the smuttiest female of the Smutketeer group. This is a natural occurrence, and no matter how I try, I just can’t seem to help myself from being naughty. I’ve been known to make even the most practiced man blush, often at the most inopportune moment. Oh yes, I’ll never forget the night I broke my leg. Even with multiple fractures, I could still make the cheeks of the on call-doctor turn a bright, rosy pink. It’s amazing what a pair of knee socks can do for a girl. Yes, definitely one of my shining moments.

So, dear reader, my task for you now is to say something dirty to me. That’s right. Whoever can make me giggle, or dare I say it? blush, will be the winner this day. And if you can’t think of anything dirty at the moment, give me a line from an erotic book, yours or otherwise. So go on now, talk dirty to me.

Dearest Readers,

A matter of utmost importance has come to my attention. I, the wicked scholar of the smutty menagerie, do beg humbly your assistance. A bit of research is required, but the rewards are more than worth the cost. You see, kind readers, I’m in dire need of help.

I won’t be coy…I’ve spent long years studying the topic thoroughly, and what I require are new specimens for my research. Hard pecs, smooth muscles, the sweetest curve of a masculine backside. Oh, yes. That will be my fee for entry into the day’s contest.

As the Smutketeer’s flying fortress is quite well hidden, and even my longing for the male posterior can’t get in the way of security–and our latest mission to save the world–a picture will suffice. Place a link to the portrait of your choosing in the comments, and I’ll select the finest specimen. The darling reader who provides for my ongoing research will be amply rewarded, you have my most honorable word on the matter. I am a Smutketeer, after all.

Ever Wickedly Yours,

Hey there! I’m so excited to welcome you to another day of the Smutketeer Extravaganza, we’re going to have so much fun here! Today, its my turn to have a little contest.
Those of you who know me know that I love to rhyme. I do it all the time-;)
much to everyones a)amusement or b) irritation

I am working on a perfect theme song for the Smutketeers…I haven’t got it yet, (I was held up in a gunfight, you know how that goes) but when I do you’ll be the first to know.

Anyway it got me thinking about my favorite theme songs of all time. So I’ve decided that that is what my contest will be about. Post and tell me what your favorite television and/or movie theme song is…OR if you have a song you consider to be your own personal theme, share that as well.

Here are some of mine to get the ball rolling

Or just to cover all the bases and get your juices flowing

Come on and lay it on me ;)

…and we mean that in the filthiest way possible, because we are The Smutketeers! Yes, The Smutketeers, a gathering of  smut-peddlers extraordinaire who put pen to page and write some of the most scandalous stories imaginable. Let us stimulate your senses, titillate your mind, and set your body on fire, all with a mere few well-placed words. The pen truly is mightier than the sword! (Although the sword can be rather good, too…and I mean that in the dirtiest way possible).

In the weeks, months and years to come, stay tuned for interviews with authors, agents, tattoo artists, Steampunk experts, corset-makers, and any other interesting person we can possibly think of and can seduce into joining us here! And trust us, we have our ways.

In honor of the launch of our smutty new blog, we are having a Giveaway Extravaganza, a Smutketeers Smorgasbord, an Orgy of Luscious and Lascivious Reads, a Semi-Sapphic Soiree of Smut! Pervy prizes of Epic Proportions to be had over the next four days, each day hosted by a different member of our merry little band! All winners will be announced at the end of the week, on Sunday, October 5th, so check back to see if you’ve won one of our fabulous prizes!

On with the glamorous gaggle of gifts…we will be giving away a trio of prizes each day, a veritable three-way of tantalizing tales, a menage of magnificently penned erotic stories from each of us. Every book will contain a trio of erotic stories or a story about a menage simply because three-ways are hot! Do we need another reason? Each day will be a different prize, and we’re not telling what we’re doing when-in fact, even we don’t know! (Ooh, sounds like a case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing…with a little imagination this could be fun!).

You could win:

From R.G. Alexander:
~Her two-book Temptation Unveiled series, Lifting the Veil and Piercing the Veil (e-books)
~Her two-book Children of the Goddess series, Regina in the Sun and Lux in Shadow (e-books)

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From Eden Bradley:
~The Darker Side of Pleasure (print book)
~Exclusive (print book)
~Hot Nights, Dark Desires (print book)

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From Lilli Feisty:
~Taken (e-book)
~Seasons of Seduction (print book)
~I Love Lacy (e-book)

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From Crystal Jordan:
~Sexy Beast V (print book)
~Total Eclipse of the Heart (e-book)
~Carnal Desires (print book available this November)

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A different contest will be announced each day, and we will set forth tasks to be completed in order to qualify to win. Who knows what we may ask you to do? How willing are you? Let’s find out, beginning with today’s contest:

My task for you, dear guests, is to come up with the best Steampunk names for each of us. You must have names for all four of us in order to qualify. Not quite sure who we are? Browse our photo gallery, or watch our video.

Talk to your friends and see what people are saying about us behind our backs-do what you must! Just do it well. We appreciate talent.

Not quite certain what Steampunk is all about? Allow me to illuminate you with a few helpful links:
http://www.datamancer.net/
http://www.steampunkworkshop.com/
http://www.abneypark.com/
http://ericfreitas.com/
http://www.wetanz.com/holics/index.php?catid=4

Enjoy! And do come back to enter each day for new prizes!

Welcome to the new online home of the Smutketeers: Crystal, R.G., Eden, and Feisty!

We are a very naughty group of romance and erotica writers who occasionally get together, dress up in wild costumes, and make our men drag props out into the desert for photoshoots. If we look that hot, there must be photographic evidence of the event, don’t you think?

We certainly did.

If you’d like to see more of the pictures we took that didn’t make it into our avatars or the header of our website, check out the Gallery link in the Navigation area on the sidebar. You’ll also find some funny and endearing (well, we are very cute and endearing, aren’t we?) behind the scenes footage.

The Steampunk theme of our site is the brainchild of R.G. Alexander. She loved the idea of a group website done in that style, and since Feisty and I both have ideas brewing for that genre, we were hooked. Eden tends to write mostly contemporary work, but anything that lets her wear a costume and allows her to whip out her inner artsy geek, and she’s usually on board.

Plus, who could resist R.G.? Have you seen her puppy dog eyes?

We enlisted the aid of the fantastic web designer, Croco Designs, to bring this idea to life. She did a wonderful job for us. We love it!

She even gave us some images to link back to our site. Feel free to use them to link to us!

We have our sidebar icon.

AND static and animated banners.