Somehow, I think I’ll still be the least kinky Smutketeer.

Yeah, I know.

It’s shocking.

Appalling, even.

And, still, I’m gonna guess I’m the least kinked out, least pervy, most innocent Smutketeer at my measly 75% kink level.

Just sayin’

(As a side note: I hope they don’t throw me out of the group for not being smutty enough.)

You Are 75% Kinky

If you’ve heard of it, you’ve tried it. You’re that kinky. You’re open to any and all sexual experiences, as long as they’re safe. You see the bedroom as the primary place for all your adventures. But that’s not to say that the bedroom is the only place you get kinky!

I have to say, I rarely point at other people and say it’s their fault I am the way I am. True, they may have been a putz, but I’m responsible for how I let it affect me.

In this case, I’m making an exception.

I’m talking about what made me try my hand at the smuttiest of smut kind of writing. Yes, in this case, I blame Eden (though not because she was a putz, of course).

Until I met her, I’d never read anything dirty other than The Sleeping Beauty series. Now, what haven’t I read? Moreover, what haven’t I written?

It really was a series of unfortunate events. I started out writing comedy. Paranormal chick lit. There wasn’t even much in the way of sex. And then I started talking to Eden on the phone. Listening to her talk about her writing made me try my hand at it. She was the corrupting influence that lead to all manner of perversions on my part.

And don’t think Feisty and R.G. are blameless–they encourage me to greater levels of depravity.

It’s quite sad, actually. I’m doomed!

In any case, I had to get that off my chest and make sure you all know, when it doubt: It’s All Eden’s Fault.

Welcome to the new online home of the Smutketeers: Crystal, R.G., Eden, and Feisty!

We are a very naughty group of romance and erotica writers who occasionally get together, dress up in wild costumes, and make our men drag props out into the desert for photoshoots. If we look that hot, there must be photographic evidence of the event, don’t you think?

We certainly did.

If you’d like to see more of the pictures we took that didn’t make it into our avatars or the header of our website, check out the Gallery link in the Navigation area on the sidebar. You’ll also find some funny and endearing (well, we are very cute and endearing, aren’t we?) behind the scenes footage.

The Steampunk theme of our site is the brainchild of R.G. Alexander. She loved the idea of a group website done in that style, and since Feisty and I both have ideas brewing for that genre, we were hooked. Eden tends to write mostly contemporary work, but anything that lets her wear a costume and allows her to whip out her inner artsy geek, and she’s usually on board.

Plus, who could resist R.G.? Have you seen her puppy dog eyes?

We enlisted the aid of the fantastic web designer, Croco Designs, to bring this idea to life. She did a wonderful job for us. We love it!

She even gave us some images to link back to our site. Feel free to use them to link to us!

We have our sidebar icon.

AND static and animated banners.