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Sara Faire~Costumer Extraordinaire!
by edenbradley on Jun 27th, 2011 6 Comments »

For those of you who enjoy the Smutketeers costumed photo shoots, or the ones we wear to the parties at the yearly RT Convention, we have a very special treat for you! Sara Faire made the sleeves R.G. and I used on our Faery Ball costumes this year, and Karen also wore them at our annual photo shoot. Sara’s work is absolutely amazing! The sleeves were, I’m sure, a very simple task for her, but they were exactly what we needed.

We wanted to share Sara’s amazing talents with you-and a little about Sara. She says:

“I’m a 30 year old single mom in Texas, I LOVE Halloween and anime, and I work on my pieces out of my home. I have tentative plans to start an annual masquerade in my town within the next 3 years, and my favorite things to make are of that nature.”

We’re very excited about the idea of a masquerade ball, and she promises to keep me informed! I’m such a costume geek, and I’m turning the other Smutketeers into costume geeks, too-All For Smut and…All For Costumes, too!

Sara has a small store on Etsy, where we often find costume pieces, as well as some of the gorgeous jewelry and other gifties we give away as blog prizes. You must check out her store!

Meanwhile, here’s a peek at her latest project to tempt your costumy taste buds:

Isn’t her work gorgeous? She custom-made the sleeves for us (the original piece was a long sleeved chemise), and I believe she can make almost anything-her craftsmanship is superb! We just wanted to show our appreciation and admiration by showcasing her beautiful costume artistry here today. Hope you all enjoy it!

Eden/Eve :)

All For Smut, and Smut For All!

The Unveiling…
by edenbradley on Mar 5th, 2011 8 Comments »

…of The Smutketeers new video, made by my fabulous boyfriend, Sam Saturday! We hope you enjoy it!

Bringing Some Summer Heat With SUMMER SOLSTICE!
by edenbradley on Aug 10th, 2010 15 Comments »

I’m so excited to announce that my latest Samhain book, SUMMER SOLSTICE, has been released and is available now at MBaM, Amazon and other online outlets!

SUMMER SOLSTICE
Book Three in the Celestial Seductions Series

This summer is going to be twice as hot…

The view from Leigh’s front porch was never this nice. In fact, her hunky new neighbor is sparking all kinds of naughty ideas about how to beat the heat. Much to her delight, the feeling is mutual—as long as they keep things light. Her divorce left her a little lonely, but far from needy.

Jared doesn’t plan to spend much time in his new place before jetting off on his next photojournalism assignment. Leigh’s classic, California blonde looks are any man’s fantasy. A little flirting, a little playful, neighborly car washing, and it isn’t long until their summer fling is in full swing.

Neither can imagine the sex being any hotter—until Jared’s sometime roommate and lover, Matteo, comes to town. In the arms of two men, Leigh brings her ultimate fantasy into scorching reality.

Jared revels in the chance to command his two lovers’ every move, but when he gets the call for his next overseas gig, he’s not so sure he’s ready for the fireworks to end. And even as Leigh gives her two lovers the most precious gift—their freedom—she wonders how she’ll find the strength to say goodbye.

Warning: Hot M/M/F ménage, sex in public places (sort of—read it and you’ll see!), every possible orifice filled (some simultaneously), a big, sexy, bossy alpha, an equally hot beta and a little spanking for good measure. Because let’s face it, who doesn’t need a little spanking now and then?
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EXCERPT-Warning-X-rated!

“Jared…”
“What is it, darlin’?”
“Undress me, please.”
A small chuckle from him, then he pulled her dress over her head in one smooth motion. Matteo reached out and caressed one taut nipple with his fingertip.
“Beautiful breasts, Leigh. Damn perfect, really. I could write a song about them.”
She laughed, feeling freer than she ever had in her life, somehow. Powerful, desired by these two men.
“It’s true,” Matteo insisted, leaning forward and laying a soft kiss where his fingertip had been.
“Oh…”
Pleasure surged through her, her breasts aching, her lacy panties soaked. She was vaguely aware of Jared undressing behind her, but Matteo’s touch, his mouth, were making her crazy. His fingers were still stroking the undersides of her breasts as he feathered his lips over her nipple.
“Come on, Matteo,” she told him. Pleaded with him.
“I like that you’re eager,” he murmured.
“We’re just getting started,” Jared said, pulling her back, until she was reclining on his naked body.
He was a solid wall of flesh behind her—solid chest, tight abs, hard cock. His hand slid down between her thighs, his fingers teasing at the edge of her panties.
“Shall we take these off, Matteo?”
A sharp squeeze in her sex at the idea of being completely naked with them.
“Oh, yeah. Let me…”
Matteo sat up and ran both hands down over her sides, her thighs, and she parted them, wanting his touch, and Jared’s.
“You are eager,” Matteo said, smiling, his mouth soft and loose. He slid his fingers beneath the waistband and pulled down, slowly, slowly, his smile widening as her damp sex was revealed. “Ah, beautiful. You’re so wet already.” He pushed the scrap of lace down her legs. “I need to taste her, Jared.”
“Yes. Do it.”
Jared’s hands came around her, held her thighs, moving them wide apart. Then his hands slid in, until he reached her swollen pussy lips, and he held them open with his fingers. She was shaking, desire coursing through her like flame, scorching her.
“I love to feel your thighs shaking,” Jared whispered into her hair. “I love to see your nipples go dark and hard. I love to see you wanting. I’m going to love it even more when Matteo dives in and licks your sweet cunt. When he sucks on your hard little clit. When he makes you come in my arms.”
“Oh…”
She was too dizzy to speak. She could only watch with heavy-lidded eyes as Matteo did exactly as Jared had said he would. He leaned in, and his dark hair was like strands of silk on her thighs as he licked her, his tongue wet and impossibly hot. All the way up her slit, then down again. Gently, so softly it was driving her mad immediately. That, and the safety of Jared’s strong arms around her, his fingers hurting her a little as he held her open for Matteo’s searching mouth.
She could not believe this was happening. She could not believe how good this felt.
“I’m going to come.”
“Not yet,” Jared commanded. “Take a deep breath. For me. For us.”
She inhaled, held the air in her lungs. But Matteo never stopped, his tongue assaulting her, pushing into her now.
“Yes, that’s it, Matteo. Fuck her with your tongue.”
That hot tongue pushed deeper, slid out, then in again, the rhythm pure, wet pleasure.
“That’s so good, Matteo,” she murmured.
Her hips arched into his mouth, and Matteo’s hand moved around her waist, slipped behind her. Jared moaned as he shifted to let Matteo take his hard cock in his hand.
Jesus, she was really going to come.
“Jared…”
“Hold it back, my girl. I want him to stroke me. I want him to take us both to the edge.”
“Oh, God…”

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CONTEST!!!!
I can’t have a book release without a contest to celebrate, so here it is:
Post about SUMMER SOLSTICE on your Facebook, Twitter, blog, or website, and be eligible to win one of two prizes! Just come back here and post, letting me know where you’ve talked about SUMMER SOLSTICE. But I also want to know what your reading preferences are: do you prefer twosomes, threesomes, moresomes? Do you think a twosome is more romantic, or do you believe you can still have a strong romance with multiple partners ending in a poly relationship? And do you care if the sex scenes are hot enough? Does it depend on the story?
Here are the prizes:
Prize #1: copies of the first two books in my Celestial Seductions series, WINTER SOLSTICE and SPRING EQUINOX.
Prize #2: A copy of my erotic menage story, TEMPT ME TWICE, along with my latest Harlequin Spice Briefs erotic train story, NIGHT MOVES!
I’ll announce the winners here on Tuesday, August 17th, after I return from visiting the divine R.G Alexander. :)
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I hope you’ll all SUMMER SOLSTICE! And visit me today on author Kelly L. Stone’s blog-I’ll be running another contest over there. I’ll also be on the Samhain Cafe Yahoo loop where I’ll be chatting with readers, as well as on the Novel Works Facebook page all day. I hope you’ll come by and visit!

Buy THE WHORE Now!
by edenbradley on May 11th, 2010 10 Comments »

The Smutketeers continues with our Wasteland continuity series with the release of Lilli Feisty’s THE WHORE, Book Two in our series, out from Samhain Publishing today!

Wasteland: The Whore by Lilli Feisty

Her quest for freedom plunges her into dangerous waters…of desire.


Book One, Crystal Jordan’s THE WANDERER, is still available, Eden Bradley’s story, Book Three, THE BREEDER, and R.G. Alexander’s story, Book Four, THE PRIESTESS, will be out in the coming weeks, so be sure to read the whole series!

A Wasteland story.

Bryn is a “Rose”, but her life is no garden. A stolen child, prostitution is the only life she’s ever known—except on the nights she sneaks out in stolen men’s clothing to explore the city. A tiny taste of freedom that makes her long for a life outside sexual servitude, at the mercy of any man who can pay.

Xander remembers no other home except his pirate ship, smuggling weapons or anything else for a fee. He’s been happy with his life and his lover, Hawke…until he rescues who he thinks is a young man from robbers.

Figuring she can blend in with the crew, Bryn jumps at the chance to escape the Brothel. Then she discovers Xander and Hawke have a taste for pretty boys—and that she has a taste for them. In their arms, she embraces their incredible gift: control of her own sexuality.

Though women are considered bad luck at sea, Xander isn’t of a mind to give her up. Yet the time is drawing near when the ship must return to Wasteland to resupply. And what awaits them there is a danger that could tear them apart.

Warning: Contains hot pirates, bad boys, pretty boys, lots of three-way pirate sex, a woman spanking a pirate with a rare-wood paddle, a glass dildo used on a pirate—have we mentioned the pirates?

Buy it here!

CONTEST!!!!!!!!

To celebrate the release of my Wasteland book I’m giving away a FREE copy of THE WHORE! That’s right, a free WHORE for one lucky winner! Just post here with the names of the heroines in each of the four Wasteland books-you can find the info by going to the Samhain site, or by checking out each of our websites. I’ll announce the winner here on Friday.

**Eden dropping by to tell you all about Crystal’s RT Reviews blog interview, up today (Wednesday the 11th), talking about her book in the Wasteland series-see it here! Feisty’s will be up on Friday! And they also have a video interview with the Smutketeers from the recent RT Convention, talking about our series. Check it out!
More blog posts coming from myself and R.G. on the RT Reviews blog next week, plus reviews of all our books-Crystal’s THE WANDERER got a 4 star review!

I’m Late! I’m Late!
by Crystal Jordan on Oct 9th, 2008 15 Comments »

Yes, I know…I’m a day late announcing the winners. Don’t worry, the other Smutketeers will find suitable ways to punish me! (No, Feisty, you may not video record that!)

Without further ado, since I’ve kept you in anticipation so long, here are the winners:

Eden’s winners:

Email eden_bradley @ yahoo.com (no spaces) to claim your prize!

Jambrea
Chris Roberts
Deidre

RG’s winners:

Email r.g.alexander @ hotmail.com (no spaces) to claim your prize!

Ms. Priss
Deidre
Sandie

Crystal’s winners:

Email crystal @ crystaljordan.com (no spaces) to claim your prize!

Deidre
Vivienne Westlake
Lindsey Ekland

Feisty’s winners:

Email lilli @ lillianfeisty.com (no spaces) to claim your prize!

Deidre
Melissa Blue
Leigh Royals

So, for participating in all our contests, we decided that Deidre should make out like a bandit. Congrats to all our winners!

Male Call!
by Crystal Jordan on Oct 3rd, 2008 22 Comments »

Dearest Readers,

A matter of utmost importance has come to my attention. I, the wicked scholar of the smutty menagerie, do beg humbly your assistance. A bit of research is required, but the rewards are more than worth the cost. You see, kind readers, I’m in dire need of help.

I won’t be coy…I’ve spent long years studying the topic thoroughly, and what I require are new specimens for my research. Hard pecs, smooth muscles, the sweetest curve of a masculine backside. Oh, yes. That will be my fee for entry into the day’s contest.

As the Smutketeer’s flying fortress is quite well hidden, and even my longing for the male posterior can’t get in the way of security–and our latest mission to save the world–a picture will suffice. Place a link to the portrait of your choosing in the comments, and I’ll select the finest specimen. The darling reader who provides for my ongoing research will be amply rewarded, you have my most honorable word on the matter. I am a Smutketeer, after all.

Ever Wickedly Yours,

Come One, Come All!
by edenbradley on Oct 1st, 2008 16 Comments »

…and we mean that in the filthiest way possible, because we are The Smutketeers! Yes, The Smutketeers, a gathering of  smut-peddlers extraordinaire who put pen to page and write some of the most scandalous stories imaginable. Let us stimulate your senses, titillate your mind, and set your body on fire, all with a mere few well-placed words. The pen truly is mightier than the sword! (Although the sword can be rather good, too…and I mean that in the dirtiest way possible).

In the weeks, months and years to come, stay tuned for interviews with authors, agents, tattoo artists, Steampunk experts, corset-makers, and any other interesting person we can possibly think of and can seduce into joining us here! And trust us, we have our ways.

In honor of the launch of our smutty new blog, we are having a Giveaway Extravaganza, a Smutketeers Smorgasbord, an Orgy of Luscious and Lascivious Reads, a Semi-Sapphic Soiree of Smut! Pervy prizes of Epic Proportions to be had over the next four days, each day hosted by a different member of our merry little band! All winners will be announced at the end of the week, on Sunday, October 5th, so check back to see if you’ve won one of our fabulous prizes!

On with the glamorous gaggle of gifts…we will be giving away a trio of prizes each day, a veritable three-way of tantalizing tales, a menage of magnificently penned erotic stories from each of us. Every book will contain a trio of erotic stories or a story about a menage simply because three-ways are hot! Do we need another reason? Each day will be a different prize, and we’re not telling what we’re doing when-in fact, even we don’t know! (Ooh, sounds like a case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing…with a little imagination this could be fun!).

You could win:

From R.G. Alexander:
~Her two-book Temptation Unveiled series, Lifting the Veil and Piercing the Veil (e-books)
~Her two-book Children of the Goddess series, Regina in the Sun and Lux in Shadow (e-books)

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From Eden Bradley:
~The Darker Side of Pleasure (print book)
~Exclusive (print book)
~Hot Nights, Dark Desires (print book)

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From Lilli Feisty:
~Taken (e-book)
~Seasons of Seduction (print book)
~I Love Lacy (e-book)

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From Crystal Jordan:
~Sexy Beast V (print book)
~Total Eclipse of the Heart (e-book)
~Carnal Desires (print book available this November)

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A different contest will be announced each day, and we will set forth tasks to be completed in order to qualify to win. Who knows what we may ask you to do? How willing are you? Let’s find out, beginning with today’s contest:

My task for you, dear guests, is to come up with the best Steampunk names for each of us. You must have names for all four of us in order to qualify. Not quite sure who we are? Browse our photo gallery, or watch our video.

Talk to your friends and see what people are saying about us behind our backs-do what you must! Just do it well. We appreciate talent.

Not quite certain what Steampunk is all about? Allow me to illuminate you with a few helpful links:
http://www.datamancer.net/
http://www.steampunkworkshop.com/
http://www.abneypark.com/
http://ericfreitas.com/
http://www.wetanz.com/holics/index.php?catid=4

Enjoy! And do come back to enter each day for new prizes!

Ushering In Our New Site!
by Crystal Jordan on Sep 21st, 2008 22 Comments »

Welcome to the new online home of the Smutketeers: Crystal, R.G., Eden, and Feisty!

We are a very naughty group of romance and erotica writers who occasionally get together, dress up in wild costumes, and make our men drag props out into the desert for photoshoots. If we look that hot, there must be photographic evidence of the event, don’t you think?

We certainly did.

If you’d like to see more of the pictures we took that didn’t make it into our avatars or the header of our website, check out the Gallery link in the Navigation area on the sidebar. You’ll also find some funny and endearing (well, we are very cute and endearing, aren’t we?) behind the scenes footage.

The Steampunk theme of our site is the brainchild of R.G. Alexander. She loved the idea of a group website done in that style, and since Feisty and I both have ideas brewing for that genre, we were hooked. Eden tends to write mostly contemporary work, but anything that lets her wear a costume and allows her to whip out her inner artsy geek, and she’s usually on board.

Plus, who could resist R.G.? Have you seen her puppy dog eyes?

We enlisted the aid of the fantastic web designer, Croco Designs, to bring this idea to life. She did a wonderful job for us. We love it!

She even gave us some images to link back to our site. Feel free to use them to link to us!

We have our sidebar icon.

Smutketeers sidebar badge

AND static and animated banners.

Smutketeers banner

Smutketeers animated banner