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I’m Late! I’m Late!
by Crystal Jordan on Oct 9th, 2008 15 Comments »
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Yes, I know…I’m a day late announcing the winners. Don’t worry, the other Smutketeers will find suitable ways to punish me! (No, Feisty, you may not video record that!)

Without further ado, since I’ve kept you in anticipation so long, here are the winners:

Eden’s winners:

Email eden_bradley @ yahoo.com (no spaces) to claim your prize!

Jambrea
Chris Roberts
Deidre

RG’s winners:

Email r.g.alexander @ hotmail.com (no spaces) to claim your prize!

Ms. Priss
Deidre
Sandie

Crystal’s winners:

Email crystal @ crystaljordan.com (no spaces) to claim your prize!

Deidre
Vivienne Westlake
Lindsey Ekland

Feisty’s winners:

Email lilli @ lillianfeisty.com (no spaces) to claim your prize!

Deidre
Melissa Blue
Leigh Royals

So, for participating in all our contests, we decided that Deidre should make out like a bandit. Congrats to all our winners!

Male Call!
by Crystal Jordan on Oct 3rd, 2008 22 Comments »
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Dearest Readers,

A matter of utmost importance has come to my attention. I, the wicked scholar of the smutty menagerie, do beg humbly your assistance. A bit of research is required, but the rewards are more than worth the cost. You see, kind readers, I’m in dire need of help.

I won’t be coy…I’ve spent long years studying the topic thoroughly, and what I require are new specimens for my research. Hard pecs, smooth muscles, the sweetest curve of a masculine backside. Oh, yes. That will be my fee for entry into the day’s contest.

As the Smutketeer’s flying fortress is quite well hidden, and even my longing for the male posterior can’t get in the way of security–and our latest mission to save the world–a picture will suffice. Place a link to the portrait of your choosing in the comments, and I’ll select the finest specimen. The darling reader who provides for my ongoing research will be amply rewarded, you have my most honorable word on the matter. I am a Smutketeer, after all.

Ever Wickedly Yours,

Come One, Come All!
by edenbradley on Oct 1st, 2008 16 Comments »
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…and we mean that in the filthiest way possible, because we are The Smutketeers! Yes, The Smutketeers, a gathering of  smut-peddlers extraordinaire who put pen to page and write some of the most scandalous stories imaginable. Let us stimulate your senses, titillate your mind, and set your body on fire, all with a mere few well-placed words. The pen truly is mightier than the sword! (Although the sword can be rather good, too…and I mean that in the dirtiest way possible).

In the weeks, months and years to come, stay tuned for interviews with authors, agents, tattoo artists, Steampunk experts, corset-makers, and any other interesting person we can possibly think of and can seduce into joining us here! And trust us, we have our ways.

In honor of the launch of our smutty new blog, we are having a Giveaway Extravaganza, a Smutketeers Smorgasbord, an Orgy of Luscious and Lascivious Reads, a Semi-Sapphic Soiree of Smut! Pervy prizes of Epic Proportions to be had over the next four days, each day hosted by a different member of our merry little band! All winners will be announced at the end of the week, on Sunday, October 5th, so check back to see if you’ve won one of our fabulous prizes!

On with the glamorous gaggle of gifts…we will be giving away a trio of prizes each day, a veritable three-way of tantalizing tales, a menage of magnificently penned erotic stories from each of us. Every book will contain a trio of erotic stories or a story about a menage simply because three-ways are hot! Do we need another reason? Each day will be a different prize, and we’re not telling what we’re doing when-in fact, even we don’t know! (Ooh, sounds like a case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing…with a little imagination this could be fun!).

You could win:

From R.G. Alexander:
~Her two-book Temptation Unveiled series, Lifting the Veil and Piercing the Veil (e-books)
~Her two-book Children of the Goddess series, Regina in the Sun and Lux in Shadow (e-books)

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From Eden Bradley:
~The Darker Side of Pleasure (print book)
~Exclusive (print book)
~Hot Nights, Dark Desires (print book)

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From Lilli Feisty:
~Taken (e-book)
~Seasons of Seduction (print book)
~I Love Lacy (e-book)

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From Crystal Jordan:
~Sexy Beast V (print book)
~Total Eclipse of the Heart (e-book)
~Carnal Desires (print book available this November)

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A different contest will be announced each day, and we will set forth tasks to be completed in order to qualify to win. Who knows what we may ask you to do? How willing are you? Let’s find out, beginning with today’s contest:

My task for you, dear guests, is to come up with the best Steampunk names for each of us. You must have names for all four of us in order to qualify. Not quite sure who we are? Browse our photo gallery, or watch our video.

Talk to your friends and see what people are saying about us behind our backs-do what you must! Just do it well. We appreciate talent.

Not quite certain what Steampunk is all about? Allow me to illuminate you with a few helpful links:
http://www.datamancer.net/
http://www.steampunkworkshop.com/
http://www.abneypark.com/
http://ericfreitas.com/
http://www.wetanz.com/holics/index.php?catid=4

Enjoy! And do come back to enter each day for new prizes!

Ushering In Our New Site!
by Crystal Jordan on Sep 21st, 2008 22 Comments »
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Welcome to the new online home of the Smutketeers: Crystal, R.G., Eden, and Feisty!

We are a very naughty group of romance and erotica writers who occasionally get together, dress up in wild costumes, and make our men drag props out into the desert for photoshoots. If we look that hot, there must be photographic evidence of the event, don’t you think?

We certainly did.

If you’d like to see more of the pictures we took that didn’t make it into our avatars or the header of our website, check out the Gallery link in the Navigation area on the sidebar. You’ll also find some funny and endearing (well, we are very cute and endearing, aren’t we?) behind the scenes footage.

The Steampunk theme of our site is the brainchild of R.G. Alexander. She loved the idea of a group website done in that style, and since Feisty and I both have ideas brewing for that genre, we were hooked. Eden tends to write mostly contemporary work, but anything that lets her wear a costume and allows her to whip out her inner artsy geek, and she’s usually on board.

Plus, who could resist R.G.? Have you seen her puppy dog eyes?

We enlisted the aid of the fantastic web designer, Croco Designs, to bring this idea to life. She did a wonderful job for us. We love it!

She even gave us some images to link back to our site. Feel free to use them to link to us!

We have our sidebar icon.

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AND static and animated banners.

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